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Hongay Jitney Ziyada Dost . . . . . . Miley Ga Utna Ziyada Gosht Happy bakra EID in advance..!!

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Bakray Ki Feryaad.. Mery Dukhon Ki Yaad Taza Kerny K liye Dosto.. Suna Hai Tumhary Shehar Me Phir Se EID Aai Hai.. Pichli Dafa To Meri Begam Gai Thi,, Is Dafa Lagta Hai Jese Meri Baari Aai Hai.. :-D
Allah aapko khudai ki sari neymatein de, Allah apko khushiyan aur atah karein, dua hamari hai aapke saath, Bakra Eid pe aap aur sabaab haasil karein !!
PuCHa Jo Hum Ne Ke EiD Ka ToHFa Kya Do Gay,,,? . . SHarMa Ka DaNTon Say HoNTon Ko DaBocHa UsS Nay
Custome: Ye Bakra Kitne Ka Hai? Salesman: 500 Rs. Customer: Itna Sasta Salesman: China ka Hai…. Koi Gurantee Nahi, ho Sakta Hai Kal Bhonkna Sheroo Kar De…
Woh Janwaron Ki Khushbu, Woh Gobar Ki Badbu, Woh Sardi Main Mandi Jana, Aur Janwaron K Sath Latak Kar Wapas Aana, Woh Pinduon K Nakhray, Aur Hamara Satana, DIL Pasand K Bachhray, Lasani Ki Bachhriyan, Mubarak Ho Aapko EID Ki Khushiyan, In Advance.
Bakra Eid Mubarak May Ur Plate Of Life Be Always Full Of Juicy Kebabs & Tikkas , Topped With The Chutney Of Happiness.
Mere Doston Ki Pehchan Itni Mushkl Nhi FARAZ Wo Sub Se Aagy Hote Hain Jahan Qurbani Ka Gusht Taqseem Hota Hai
,^ ^, (‘, ‘) \’_’_’_’)~ | | | | Ye Lo Bakra Eid tak isay khilana Pilana Roz sham ko sair krwna pr Eid pe wapis kr dena Maine b Qurbani krni hy
Bakra Eid Mubarak May Ur Plate Of Life Be Always Full Of Juicy Kebabs & Tikkas , Topped With The Chutney Of Happiness.
Me: I Love U. Do U Love Me?? She: No Me: Acha Apna Nahi To Is Eid Per Apny Bakray Ka Dil Hi De Do.. :-D She: :-0
Kash Is EID Per Me Tera "Bakra" Hota.. Aur Kisi Ny Na Sahi Tu Ny To Mjhy Pakra Hota.. :-D Hahhaha
White Bakre Black Bakre Brown Bakre Red Gaaye White Black Gaaye & Dumbaay Wali Happy Eid Ul Azha Mubarik 2017.
ChNd Dikh Gaya Mubareek Ho Chalo Chalo Bakra MaaNdi Chalo 5000 Loh Bakraa 2u Ghomao Phirao Chara Khilao Abb Eid Kah Din He Bakraa Giraao Wait Ix Phele Eid Mubarak WIxhing A Very Happy Eid Mubareek 2017.
,^ ^, (‘, ‘) \’_’_’_’)~ | | | | Ye L0 Bakra Eid Tuk Isay Khilana Pilana R0z Sham K0 Sair Krwna Pr Eid Pe vapis Ker Dena Maine B Qurbani Krni Hay.
(_),,=.____ \’,’/ “ :. : :.), _,__!,!,!““!,!,!“.*. Aey Merey Bael Jaldi Jaao Jo Mujhe Sms Nahi Karte Unke Mobile Par Takker Maar Key Aao WIxhing A Very Very Delecious Happy Eid Mubareek 2017.
Jub Kabi Binn Mangay App Par Khushiyoon Ki Bersaat Hoo Jub Kabi App Ka Dil Anjaani Khushi Say Betaab Ho Toh Samaaj Lenaa Koi Aap Ko Duaon Main Yaad Ker Rahaa Hai Happy Eid Day.
Churi ku kar tez itna kay har takbeer say pehlay Bakra churi say khud puchay bata meri khata kya hay
Muj ko chor kr janay walay mera dil dokhanay walay bin bataye tm kahan chalay gaye ho ab to mere khawabon mein bi bus tum he atay ho agar tm is eid pr na aye to mera kia banay ga? main kis tarah ye eid guzaron ga? ? ? AYE MERE GHAR SE BAGHAY HOWE QURBANI K pyare BAKRAY plz WAPIS AA JAO NAA
Teri Yadon Ki Hifazat Kaise Karun Dost? . . . . . . . . . Mera To Apna BAKRA Koi Khol Kar Le Gaya :S <(`,’)> ) ) \/ \/ Dekh Yaar Udher To Nai :O Aisa Lagta Tha Woh 🙁
Eid Gift (NEW COW) Model: 2010 Color: Red Weight : 110Kg (Full Automatic) (_),,=___ ","/ " :.: ) .." ! !"”"! ! * Qualities: ~ Stereo System ~ Original Charger ~ 2GB Memory Card ~ Original Battery (1 Year Warranty Till Next Eid) Is Gift K Sath Meri Taraf Se Aapko Advance Main Bakra Eid Mubarak

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