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Funny Sms Messages

Funny Sms

Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From \’Pre Nursery\

Sender:waleed Date:19-08-2016
Funny Sms

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

Sender:zoya Date:18-08-2016
Funny Sms

Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai

Sender:veena Date:18-08-2016
Funny Sms

ARZ KIYA HAI.
Zara Ghaur farmiye !
haan toh ARZ KIYA HAI..
Yu na kisi k dil se khelo......
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Yu na kisi k dil se khelo...
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Jab Like & comment nahi karna aata
TOH? ? ?
Computer aur Mobile bech
kar Radio lelo..
Ho gayi na ab Be-Izzati..;-)

Sender:muneeb Date:16-08-2016
Funny Sms

A New Element added to PERIODIC TABLE :

Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl

Atomic weight:
Don’t even dare to ask.

Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.

Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other
expensive items.

Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.

Occurrence:
1. Mostly found in front of the
mirrors...:-D ;-)

Sender:sameer Date:16-08-2016
Funny Sms

Kabhi Toot K Bikhro To
Mujhy Yaad Ker Lena...

"Dost"

Hum Thora Bohat
Welding Ka Kaam bhi Janty Hen...;-p

(,")/
<)( Switch On ker Choty..

(",)>
<)( ' Ustaad Light Nahi Hai..;-0

Sender:tabish Date:15-08-2016
Funny Sms

ARZ KIYA HAI.
Zara Ghaur farmiye !
haan toh ARZ KIYA HAI..
Yu na kisi k dil se khelo......
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Yu na kisi k dil se khelo...
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Jab Like & comment nahi karna aata
TOH? ? ?
Computer aur Mobile bech
kar Radio lelo..
Ho gayi na ab Be-Izzati..;-)

Sender:rimsha Date:15-08-2016
Funny Sms

Ladkiya nahi Sudharengi..;-p

The ATM Machine Jammed
(stopped working) because of...
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An Intelligent Girl put
Her Hair Pin in the Machine
when Option was to..
"Enter Your PIN"...:-) ;-D

Hahahaha

Sender:basit Date:12-08-2016
Funny Sms

duniya bhar k doctors

ki team ne
research ki
or is nateeje pe pahunche
ki
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msg karn nal
jaan ni nikldi, kar lia kro

Sender:bisma Date:12-08-2016
Funny Sms

He : How are u ?
She : F9.

He : What ?
She : Fine.

She: What are u upto?
He : F5.

She : Sorry, what ?
He : Refreshing.

*Blocked*...;-p

Hahahaha

Sender:ramla Date:12-08-2016
Funny Sms

TOP INSULT
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Wife apni saas se:
Aap k betey main hazaron khamiyaan hain.
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Saas:
Haan beta
isi wajah se to usay achi Larki nahi mili πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€

Sender:naveed Date:11-08-2016
Funny Sms

Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi to
tumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha.
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Patient:
Kaun sa road?
Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha.. πŸ™‚ πŸ˜›

Sender:ishrat Date:11-08-2016
Funny Sms

Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se:
β€œUth Ja putr,
Wekh Sooraj Kadon da nikal Aaya Ay..”
Sardar:
β€œTe ki hoya Amma.
O Sonda v te Magrib ton Pellaan a. na πŸ™‚ πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

Sender:rukhsana Date:11-08-2016
Funny Sms

1 Educated bnda gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gya
Or shopkeeper se bola k Bhai apke Pas Qadam hyn..
Shopkeeper b bra naughty tha,
Jldi se bola..

Bhai jaan Qadam te muk gae ne..
2 , 4 chalangan paiyan ne..

Kendy o te paa deyan ?..!!

Sender:wareesha Date:11-08-2016
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3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha

rhe the,

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namak kam lga...

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1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega...

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Sb baithe rahe...

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Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,

. 3 din aise hi guzr gye,

tino behosh ho gye...

Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain..

Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to

wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"

Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa:)

Sender:rimsha Date:10-08-2016
Funny Sms

Father: beti tm muje pehle papa kehti thi

ab tm ne muje DaD kehna shuro kr diya .



Kya vja hai?



Beti:

come on DaD PaPa kehne se lipstic khrab ho jati hai..

Sender:tabish Date:10-08-2016
Funny Sms

Larka: Suno

Larki: G bhai?

Larka: Bus baji gaal e muk gai πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

Sender:harris Date:10-08-2016
Funny Sms

Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa.

Wah Wah..

Aapki Smile ne Saara Jahaan Hila Dyaa.

Comay se Jagay Mareez ko PerManent Sulaa Diyaa..;-p

Hahaha

Sender:ghalib Date:09-08-2016
Funny Sms

1 Aqalmand Insan Gadhay Se Bola

"Sari Dunya Tumhen
Be-waqoof Q kehti hy?"













Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Jawaab Do Na....;-p ;-D

Sender:rizwan Date:09-08-2016
Funny Sms

I just met your duplicate.
I swear it was you, I even called your name…
But
you ignored me and continued to eat Banana and swing on the Tree.. πŸ˜›

Sender:umer Date:08-08-2016

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Aeroplane aa raha hy, do sindhi aik kashti ma ja rahe the, Itna khubsorat kese muskura lety ho , Aik Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya, Teacher to Pathan, Teachr Bacho past Presnt n future tenses , KESC main job ayi ha, Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar, India main Ek sardar marr gaya, Aey Eid Key Chand Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshan, A student was asked to write a sign board, Sharabi to Molvi, Sardar to Sardarni, Zara bs ka horn baja Do, Sirf Do log muqadar walay hotay hain, Tmhri yad mera dil ma, Dil cheer ke dikhaau to dard dhoondh na sakoge, Ab to deshat gardian is Qadar barh gai hen, Good Night Sleep Tight Sweet Dreams, Batao wo kon si cheez ha jo,