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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

1 Chor Ek larkay ka Mobile le ker Bhag Gaya,

Larka Hansny Laga.

Dost: Wo Tumhara Mobile le ker Bhaga aur Tum Hans rahy ho?

Larka: Bhagny Do, Charger to Mere Pass Hai...;-p:-)

Sender:soofi Date:20-12-2015
Funny Sms

Shadi me Ek admi bohat Dair Tak Khana Khata raha..

Kisi ny Pucha: Kab Tak Khao gy??

Admi: O Yara, Hum to Khud Thak Gaya hai Magar

Card per Likha Tha,

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DINNER:- 9 se 11 baje tak...:-)

Sender:waqar Date:18-12-2015
Funny Sms

Sir: Apka Beta
Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use
Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta
Hi Nahi..

Sender:mustafa Date:17-12-2015
Funny Sms

Ak dafa ak admi ki cycle choori ho gai,
Tu us ny bazar mein onchi awaz sy kaha
“Agar meri cycle na mili to main wohi kuch karoonga jo mere bhai ny kia tha”.
“Ye sun kr choor cycle chorh kr bhag gya.
Bad mein ak admi ny us sy pucha k thumhary bhai ny kya kia tha
Tu wo bola”os ny nai cycle khareedi thi”...

Sender:nameer Date:16-12-2015
Funny Sms

Sardi se Bachny ka Tareeqa..

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Pata Chalay to Mujhy Bhi Batana,

Qasam se Bohat Sardi hai...;-)

Sender:rana Date:15-12-2015
Funny Sms

Signal per Car ruki to Ek Faqeer mangny aa gaya..

Car me bethi hui Aurat boli: Tumhari Shakal kuch jani Pehchani lagti hai.


Faqeer bola:
"Madam, We Are Friends on Facebook"...;-)

Sender:asad Date:15-12-2015
Funny Sms

Aaj Ki Nasal Ki "Miyan Sahab" se Guzarish..!

Miyan Sahab, Daal Sasti na ho saky to koi Baat nahi,

Lekin

Ye Tinday Aur Shaljam

Mehngi kerwado Plz,

Ye Roz Roz Nahi Khai Jati...:-)

Sender:farman Date:13-12-2015
Funny Sms

Masjid me Do Buzurg Bethy thy..

1st Buzurg: Aap Kis k Mureed hen??

2nd Buzurg: Me Apny Peer-o-Murshid ka Naam aisy nahi le sakta,
Pehly Wuzu kerun ga, Phir Btaun ga.

Masjid me Mojud sab log Intezar kerny lagy..

Buzurg ny Pehly Wuzu kiya, Phir 2 Rakaat Namaz Parh ker Dua Mangi,
Phir Itna Roye k Daman Geela Ho gaya,
Phir Intehai Aqeedat aur Ehtiram se Boly:

"Me Apni Bivi Ka Mureed Hun"

Masjid Me Sab Log Ek Zaban ho ker Boly:

"MaShaAllah, Aap to Apny hi Peer Bhai Niklay"...;-p:-D

Sender:anjum Date:11-12-2015
Funny Sms

Uthi thi Wo Fajar me
Mujhy Mangny k liye Khuda se,,

Paani Thanda Dekh ker
Phir So Gai Wo..:-(

(,")/
<)(
_//_

Kaash Us k Ghar me Geezer hota to
Aaj Me Uska Hota..:-)

Sender:yasir Date:10-12-2015
Funny Sms

iPhone Aur Samsung me Ek hi Cheez Mushtarik hai

Kon Si??

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Nahi Pata??

Answer..

“Dono Hi Mere Paas Nahi Hen”…:-p

Sender:amir Date:09-12-2015
Funny Sms

Sardar Chars Peety huwe Apni Bivi se : Tum Kon ho??

Bivi : Pagal ho gaye ho Sardar Ji, Apni Bivi ko bhool gaye??

Sardar : Oye, Nasha Her Gham Bhula Deta hai Baji....:-)

Sender:asif Date:08-12-2015
Funny Sms

December Jab bhi Ata hai Yehi Anjaam hota hai,

Kabhi Khansi, Kabhi Nazla, Kabhi Zukaam hota hai..;-)

Sender:naila Date:07-12-2015
Funny Sms

Kahan Pe Ho?
Reply










Nahi Kerna Plzz..

Jahan bhi ho,
Khush Raho Apny Kharchay per.:)

Sab ko Send kero Aur dekho Kon Kahan Hai..:-)

Sender:saqib Date:06-12-2015
Funny Sms

Aye GULAB Apni Khushboo ko Mere Doston per "Nachor" de,,

"Ye Sardi k Mousam me Aksar Nahaya nahi kerty"

Naha liya kero Yaar...;-p

Jumma Mubarak

Sender:ali Date:03-12-2015
Funny Sms

PHATAN GHALTI SY SAMANDER ME GIR GIA .
DHOBTE DHOBTE US K HATH ME MACHLI AA GAI.
USAY PAKER KER BAHIR PHENKA OR KAHA
JAO TUM TU APNA JAAN BACHAO …
HAMARA ALLAH MALIK HAI...

Sender:muzammil Date:02-12-2015
Funny Sms

Raat ko Dair tak Jagny Wala her Insan Aashiq nahi hota,,

Kuch Log Mere jese bhi hoty hen jo,

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Dopehar me So Jaty hen...:-)

Sender:sunny Date:01-12-2015
Funny Sms

Sardar : Ye Bakra Q Zibah kiya??

Pathan : Hum ny Mannat manga tha wo pura ho gaya.

Sardar : Kis Baat ki Mannat.

Pathan : Hamara Murgi Gum huwa tha, Wo aaj Mil gaya hai..;-p:-)

Sender:faiz Date:30-11-2015
Funny Sms

Khubsoorat Log Hamesha ye Q kehty hen k
"Me Abhi Busy hun"..?

Socho.?

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Nahi Pata.?

Haha

Baad me Bataun ga..

"Abhi Me Busy hun"...:-p

Sender:salman Date:29-11-2015
Funny Sms

Dentist: Apka daant nikaalna
prega #Sheikh: paise lagenge? Dentist: 200. Shekh: ye lo 50,
thora sa DHEELA kr do, nikaal mai
lon ga..

Sender:hina Date:27-11-2015
Funny Sms

Boy (In Emotional Mood) : Mom, Zindagi me Kamyabi k liye kiya kerun??

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Mom : Sab se Pehly Pathar le,

Aur Apna Mobile Torr de...;-0 :-(

Sender:faizan Date:26-11-2015