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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

Boy: Mujhy Maaf Kerna,
Me ny Tum se Chupaya tha k Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai.

Girl; Aray Koi Baat nahi,
Chalo Aaj Me Tumhen Apny
Bachon se Milwati Hun...;-p:)

Sender:muzna Date:01-03-2016
Funny Sms

Husband: What’s Hypnotism?

Wife: Kisi ko apne Bas Me
kar K us se Man chaha kaam
karwana.

Husband: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte Hen...;-p

Sender:ghalib Date:01-03-2016
Funny Sms

A Guy was searching these words on Google:
"How to tackle a wife.."
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Google Search Result:
"Even We are searching"...:-D

Sender:abbas Date:28-02-2016
Funny Sms

7 Peer Babay Alag Alag Chataai per Bethy thy..

Larka Peer se: BabaJi, MBA ker Liya hai,
Ab Agay Kiya Kerun??
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Baba Dusray Sathi Se:
Ek Aur Chataai Laga Bhai K Liye"...;-p

Sender:naila Date:27-02-2016
Funny Sms

Ye Jo Piyara Sa Chehra Mera Msg Parh Raha Hai,

Yaa RAB,,

Ye Jahan Bhi Rahy,
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"INSAN" Ban K Rahy..;-)

Aameen..:D

Sender:yusuf Date:26-02-2016
Funny Sms

Boy: Hey, I bought a New i-Phone 5s

Girl: WOW!!
Konsi Company ka Hai??

Boy: Ja Behan Tu Ghar Ja,
Reebok ka Hai..:-D

Sender:affan Date:24-02-2016
Funny Sms

Aya Tha Imtehan me Mazmoon Kanjusi Per,,

Wazahat Jo Teri Ki to Me TOP Ker Gaya..:-p

Sender:johny Date:24-02-2016
Funny Sms

Bachay ny Apni Maa se Pucha:
"Maa Me Kab Itna Bara Ho Jaun Ga
K Me Tum se Puchy Bina Kahin Bhi Aa ja Sakun Ga?"

Qurban Jaun Us Azeem Maa k,
Jis Ny Bara Piyara Jawab Diya K:
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"Beta,
Itna Bara To Abhi Tak
Tera Baap bhi Nahi Hua"...;-p

Sender:Usama Date:23-02-2016
Funny Sms

Wife: Suntay Ho Jii,,
Khush Naseeb ko English me kiya Kehty Hen??
?

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Husband: UNMARRIED....;-p

Sender:Umair Date:22-02-2016
Funny Sms

Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti hai,
Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.

Pathan: Wo Jhoot Bolta Hai,
Agar Aisa Hota to Bhains ka Apna Bacha
Doctor Ya Engineer Hota..;-p:)

Sender:bilawal Date:20-02-2016
Funny Sms

Teacher:2 Se 2 Nikalen To Kaya Bacha?

Student: Hum Ko Sawal Samajh Nahi Aya.

Teacher:Tumhare Paas Do Rotiyan Thi To Tum Ne

Dono Rotiya Kha Li To Ab Kaya Bacha?
Student: Sallan........

Sender:rana Date:19-02-2016
Funny Sms

Baap Bete se: 2 Saal Baad Ghar Q Wapas Aye Ho??

Beta: Papa Me ny kaha Tha na k
Kuch Ban ker hi Wapas Aaunga.

Baap: Kiya Bany??

Beta: Ek Bachay Ka Baap...;-p

Sender:Taif Date:18-02-2016
Funny Sms

Doctors Operation k Baad
Aur
Students Papers k Baad
Ek hi Jumla Bolty Hen..

"Kuch Keh Nahi Sakty, Bas Dua Kerna"..:-)

Sender:rizwan Date:15-02-2016
Funny Sms

Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye...

Sender:tabassum Date:13-02-2016
Funny Sms

Baap: Tum Apnay Baal Q Nahi Katwaty Ho??

Beta: Papa, Ye Aaj Kal ka Fashion Hai.

Baap Ghusse se: Oye...

Kal jo Larky Waly Teri Behan ko Dekhny Aaye thy,
Wo Tujh ko Pasand ker k Chalay Gaye Hen..;-p:)

Sender:bilal Date:12-02-2016
Funny Sms

Aaj kuch ghabraaye se lagte ho,
Thand se kuch kap-kapaaye se lagte ho,
Nikhar kar aayi hai soorat aapki,
BAHUT DINO KE BAAD NAHAAYE SE LAGTE HO..

Sender:fareeha Date:11-02-2016
Funny Sms

Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar
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Woh Khaa Gayi Usey Biryani Samajh Kar,
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Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne,
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Woh Bhi Pee Gayi Neembu Paani Samajh Kar 😛

Sender:jaffri Date:09-02-2016
Funny Sms

Teri adao pe mein vari vari,
Dial 139 for Railway inquiry…।
2. Naa jeene ki aarzoo, naa marne ka khuaaff
The number you are trying is currently switch off..।

Sender:emaan Date:09-02-2016
Funny Sms

Duniya me ache aadmi ki talash me
mat nikalna…
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Bahar bahut thand hai is liye mai ghar
pe hi hun…

Sender:mudassir Date:08-02-2016
Funny Sms

Mana k Teri Nazar me Kuch Bhi Nahi Hun Me,,

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Meri Qadar Un se Pooch Jin k Me ny Paisay Deny Hen..:)

Sender:yumna Date:04-02-2016