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Ek Memon se Marny k Baad Farishton ne Pucha:
Koi Neki ki Thi Duniya Me?

Memon: "Haan Ek Faqeer ko 1 Rupiya Dia Tha,
1 Masjid Me 1 Lota Rakhwaya Tha,
1 Hospital ko 6 Rupay Diye Thy..

Farishton ne Kaha:
Ye Le Apne 7 Rupay, Lota Pakarr
Aur Dozakh me Chal. Shabashh... :-D

Sender:danish SMS to Friend Date:15-10-2018
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Larka: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho??
.
Larki: Wuzu Ker K Namaz Parhny Lagi Hun.
Tum Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
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Larka: Me Bhi Market Me Tumhare Pichy Pichy Tasbeeh Parh Raha Hun..!

Sender:salik SMS to Friend Date:15-10-2018
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Breaking News..

31 December Ko Load Shedding Ka Aakhri Din Hoga..
(Wazeer Aazam Ka Bayan)
,
,
,

Baki Ki Load Shedding Aglay Saal Hogi.. !

Sender:ayan SMS to Friend Date:11-10-2018
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80% Of Final Exam Will Be Based On

The Lectures You Missed

And..

The Books You Did't Read.. :-(

How Sad.. :-)

Hahhahaha:-!

Sender:aamir SMS to Friend Date:11-10-2018
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Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Sula Diya..

Wah Wah..!

Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Hila Diya..

Coma Se Jagy Mareez Ko Permanent Hi Sula Diya.. !

Sender:Shahid SMS to Friend Date:05-10-2018
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Aap Ek Bohat Achhe

Imaandar

Khubsurat

Tameezdaar

Samjhadaar

Pyare

Aur Talented

Insaan ho,
.
Zara Pata Karo,
Ye Afwaah Kon Ura Raha Hai.. !

Sender:sadia SMS to Friend Date:05-10-2018
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Maine ek chote bache se pocha
Kon se school mein jaate ho?
Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai!

Sender:ayesha SMS to Friend Date:04-10-2018
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THREE Most Innocent Faces In The World..
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'
1- "A Sleeping Baby."
:
2- "Udhar Mangane Wala Aadmi"
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And The Third Most Innocent Face;
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3- "Hamare Parents k Samne Betha
Hua Apna Dost." :-) :-D

Sender:Ahmed SMS to Friend Date:04-10-2018
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~SOLID INSULT~

"When I See Your Face,
There is Not A Thing
That
I Would Change..
Except The Direction
I Am Walking In.. :-D

Sender:Waqas SMS to Friend Date:03-10-2018
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Email Jitni Marzi Taraqqi Ker Le,
Magar,,
Khabar Phelanay Ka Tez Tareen Zarya
Aaj Bhi
Shabbir Hi Hai.. :-D

Sender:qaisar SMS to Friend Date:03-10-2018
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THREE Most Innocent Faces In The World..
.
'
1- "A Sleeping Baby."
:
2- "Udhar Mangane Wala Aadmi"
;
And The Third Most Innocent Face;
;
3- "Hamare Parents k Samne Betha
Hua Apna Friend." :-) :-D

Sender:arif SMS to Friend Date:02-10-2018
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I Cried When I Failed
In 2 Subjects,
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But
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I laughed When I Came To
Know My Friend Failed In 4
Subjects... ;-) :-P

Sender:Waqas SMS to Friend Date:01-10-2018
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Me Saabit Ker Sakta Hun K
Aap Ko English Nahi Aati..
.
Up


Up


Up


Up


Up

Bas Saabit Hua K Aap Ko
Up Ka Matlab Nahi Malum,
Warna Aap Nichy Nahi Aaty.!

Sender:faizan SMS to Friend Date:01-10-2018
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Maine ek chote bache se pocha
Kon se school mein jaate ho?
Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai!

Sender:qaisar SMS to Friend Date:01-10-2018
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Apni DP dekhain
Phir apni chaira Mirror me dekhain
Ab Faisla karein
Kya Corruption sirf Syasat Daan kar rahay hain? :) :) :)

Sender:ali SMS to Friend Date:27-09-2018
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Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko khubsurat Bana dungi

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. . . . . . . .

Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …

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Per Confidence Dekho larki ka ;-):-D

Sender:arif SMS to Friend Date:27-09-2018
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Aik banda 10 din se soya nahain leakin phir bhee taza dum thaa. Kyoun?
Kyoun kay woah rozana raat ko 8 ghante sota hai.

Sender:owais SMS to Friend Date:27-09-2018
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Jis tarah heeray ko heera kaatta hai, lohay ko loha kaatta hai, dekh lena theek usi tarah tumhe bhi ek din KUTTA katay ga.!

Sender:qaisar SMS to Friend Date:27-09-2018
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Father 2 Son: Can U Do Anything Fast That I Can't ?
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Son: Ya Father, I Can Read My Handwriting Faster Than U.. :-D

Sender:arif SMS to Friend Date:26-09-2018
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Chaand Per Tumhara Naam Likhny Ko Ji Chahta Hai..

Per Kiya Karen Ye Khayal Hi Subha Ko Aata Hai.. :-D

Sender:adnan SMS to Friend Date:26-09-2018