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Pakistani Larkiyan Khubsurti Me

First Prize Leny Hi Wali Thin K

Achanak Judges Ki Nazar

Un K Peron Per Chali Gai.. :-0

Sender:kashan SMS to Friend Date:18-05-2018
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Bacha Maa Se:
Ammi Aaj Me School Ground Me Bilkul Shahid Afridi Lag Raha Tha.

Maa Khush Ho Ker:
Wo Kese Mere Chaand.?

Bacha: Kal Ka Home Work Na Kerny
Per Teacher Ny Mujh Se Kaha Jao
Ground K Beech Me Dono Hath Uper Ker K Khary Ho Jao.. :-D

Sender:waqas SMS to Friend Date:15-05-2018
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Saas Shadi K Agly Roz Nai Dulhan Se:

"Bahu Tumhary Hath Khali Q Hen.?"

Dulhan: Oh Come On Sasu Maa,

Me Ny Abhi Mobile Charging Per Lagaya Hai.. :-D

Sender:Ali SMS to Friend Date:10-05-2018
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Agar Aap Tanhaai Mehsoos Kerty Hen To

Akele Kamray Me Light Off Ker K Koi

Horror Movie Dekh Len..

Qasam Se Ek Haftay Tak Aapko Tanhaai

Mehsoos Nahi Hogi. Her Dam Aisa Lagy Ga

Jese Koi Aapke Sath Sath Hai.. :-D

Sender:rizwan SMS to Friend Date:09-05-2018
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Ek Pathan Chilgozy Kha Raha Tha..

Us Ki Bivi Ny Kaha:
"Khan Saab Mujhy Bhi Chakhhao.

Pathan Ny Ek Chilgoza Usy De Diya.
Bivi Boli: Sirf Ek..??

Pathan: Haan Baki Sab Ka Zaiqa Bhi Aisa Hi Hai.. :-D

Hahhaha

Sender:Hamza SMS to Friend Date:07-05-2018
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Pathan: Ye Bakra Kitny Ka Hai.??

Admi: 40,000 Ka..

Pathan Heran Ho Ker:

O Yara Ye Kiya Touch Screen Wala Bakra Hai.. :-D

Sender:Benish SMS to Friend Date:03-05-2018
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80% Of Final Exam Will Be Based On

The Lectures You Missed

And..

The Books You Did't Read.. :-(

How Sad.. :-)

Hahhahaha

Sender:MARIAM SMS to Friend Date:27-04-2018
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4 Guys In Examination Hall..

1 From HARVARD University.
2 From TEXAS Uni..
3 From OXFORD Uni..
And 4 Sardar From PUNJAB Uni..

Question Is "What Is The Fastest Thing In The World?"

OXFORD Guy Answered: Light.
HARVARD Answered: Thought.
TEXAS Answered: Blink Of An Eye.
But Sardar Answered: Its Loose Motion.
Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying In My Bed And
Before I Could Blink, Think Or Turn On The Light,
,
It Was Over.. :-D

Sender:kashif SMS to Friend Date:24-04-2018
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NADRA Officer Aurat Se: Aap Apni Aur Apny Shoher Ki Umar Bataen?

Aurat: Meri Shadi K Waqt Meri Umar

18 Saal Aur Mere Shoher Ki Umar 25 Saal Thi.

Aaj Mere Shoher Ki Umar Double Yaani 50 Saal Aur

Meri Umar Isi Hisab Se 36 Saal Hai..

.

Suna Hai K NADRA Officer Abhi Tak Comay Me Hai.. :-D

Sender:INAYA SMS to Friend Date:23-04-2018
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Breaking News..

31 December Ko Load Shedding Ka Aakhri Din Hoga..
(Wazeer Aazam Ka Bayan)
,
,
,
,
,
Baki Ki Load Shedding Aglay Saal Hogi.. :-D

Sender:LAIBA SMS to Friend Date:23-04-2018
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Syllabus Of 1998..
A For APPLE..
B For BALL..
C For CAT..
D For DOG..
.
.
Syllabus Of 2018..
A For AATA..
B For BIJLI..
C For CHEENI..
& D For DHAMAKAY.. :-D

Sender:Zahid SMS to Friend Date:19-04-2018
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Email Jitni Marzi Taraqqi Ker Le,
Magar,,
Khabar Phelanay Ka Tez Tareen Zarya
Aaj Bhi
FEMALE Hi Hai.. :-D

Sender:AYAAN SMS to Friend Date:12-04-2018
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~SOLID INSULT~

"When I See Your Face,
There's Not A Thing
That
I Would Change..
Except The Direction
I Am Walking In.. :-D

Sender:talha SMS to Friend Date:11-04-2018
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.. SCHOOL LIFE ..

"Most Irritating Moment:
Morning Alarm...
.
Most Difficult Task:
To Find Socks...
.
Most Dreadful Journey:
Way To Class...
.
Most Lovely Time:
Meeting Friends...
.
Most Tragic Moment:
Surprise Test In 1st Period..
.
Most Wonderful News:
Teacher Is Absent.. :-D

Sender:qurat SMS to Friend Date:09-04-2018
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Ek Admi Bike Per Ja Raha Tha..
Us Ny Rasty Me Khary Ek Pathan Se Pucha:
"Khan Sahab Aapko Lift Chahiye Kiya.?"

Pathan: O Nai Yara,
Hum To Ground Floor Per Rehta Hai.. :-D

Sender:alizay SMS to Friend Date:06-04-2018
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Wo Jo Kehti Thi Me Mar Jaungi Tere Bina,,

Aaj Is K Waleemy Ki Biryani Kha K Aaya Hun.. :-D

Sender:jameel SMS to Friend Date:05-04-2018
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Larka: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho??
.
Larki: Wuzu Ker K Namaz Parhny Lagi Hun.
Tum Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
.
Larka: Me Bhi Market Me Tumhare Pichy Pichy Tasbeeh Parh Raha Hun.. :-D

Sender:vania SMS to Friend Date:03-04-2018
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Ek Memon se Marny k Baad Farishton ne Pucha:
Koi Neki ki Thi Duniya Me?

Memon: "Haan Ek Faqeer ko 1 Rupiya Dia Tha,
1 Masjid Me 1 Lota Rakhwaya Tha,
1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay Diye Thy..

Farishton ne Kaha:
Ye Le Apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr
Aur Dozakh me Chal. Shabashh... :-D

Sender:amina SMS to Friend Date:29-03-2018
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1st Employee 2 Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

2nd: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen.

1st: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Q Nahi Banaya?

1st Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker 2nd Se Pucha:
Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

2nd: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen.

1st: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Q Nahi Banaya? :-D

Sender:amina SMS to Friend Date:27-03-2018
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Ek Baar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho,

Ek Baar Yaad Karke To Dekho,

Bas Ek Baar Pukar Kar To Dekho..

Agar Hum Na Aaye To Samajh Lena,

K HUM Aaram Kar Rahe Hen.. :-D

Sender:ghazal SMS to Friend Date:26-03-2018