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Husband and Wife SMS

It doesn’t matter how long I should wait for you because my love is eternal, I will be always there for you, I love you.

Sender:tahir SMS to Friend Date:03-12-2017
Husband and Wife SMS

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga dosto,
Bhool jaun to samajh lena kya, Biwi mil gaie hay.

Sender:hammad SMS to Friend Date:10-11-2017
Husband and Wife SMS

Married life is full of excitement and frustration.
In the 1st year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the 3rd year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

Sender:zahoor SMS to Friend Date:31-10-2017
Husband and Wife SMS

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

Sender:laraib SMS to Friend Date:24-10-2017
Husband and Wife SMS

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Sender:ubaid SMS to Friend Date:10-10-2017
Husband and Wife SMS

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

Sender:tabish SMS to Friend Date:03-10-2017
Husband and Wife SMS

How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with ,
“A man once told me… “

Sender:danish SMS to Friend Date:26-09-2017
Husband and Wife SMS

Sawal: Susural me damad ke zayda izat kiyo ke jate hai

Jawab: Kiyo ke wo janta hai ke ye wohe azeem admi hai.

Jis ne humare ghar ka tofan apne ghar sumbal ke raka hai 😛

Sender:naila SMS to Friend Date:18-09-2017
Husband and Wife SMS

Biwi: sunye apka dost aik pagal larki se shadi ker raha hai

Ap usay rokhte kiyo ni ho?

Husband: Me kiy rukho? mere shadi per tu dance ker raha tha

Sender:zoya SMS to Friend Date:07-09-2017
Husband and Wife SMS

Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Sender:adeel SMS to Friend Date:09-01-2017
Husband and Wife SMS

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?"
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Sender:Umair SMS to Friend Date:06-01-2017
Husband and Wife SMS

Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?

Sender:naveena SMS to Friend Date:02-01-2017
Husband and Wife SMS

3 log marne kya baad jannat kya darwaze par pahuche:

1 ) Bola: Mein molvi hun mein nay zindagi bhar ibadat ki mujhe andar ane do.
Awaz ayi: Next!

2 ) Bola: Mein doctor hun, Maine zindagi bhar logo ki help ki mujhe andar ane do.
Awaz ayi: Next!

3 ) Bola: Mein shadi shudha hun.
Awaz ayi: Bus kar, Rulayge kya… chal andar aaja!

Sender:jabeen SMS to Friend Date:28-12-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

Question – Kya ek wife apne husband ko Lakhpati bana sakti hai?????
Answer – Yes, par husband CROREPATI hona chahiye….;)

Sender:tahoor SMS to Friend Date:27-12-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with ,
“A man once told me… “

Sender:fareeha SMS to Friend Date:21-12-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

Mardo ke sab se shareef wo log hai

Jinho ne apni biwiyon ko be facebook

mein add ker rakha hai 😛

Sender:omaima SMS to Friend Date:19-12-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

Husband: Main tumhari roz-rozz ke,

Demand se tang aa ker gaya hu

Dil kerta hai suicide kar lon

Wife: THeek hai theek hai

lekin usse pehle mujh 4-5 white suit

zaroor dila dena

Sender:yusuf SMS to Friend Date:16-12-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women

Sender:muzna SMS to Friend Date:13-12-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

Husband: Aj khana kiy ni bunya?

Wife: Gir gye the aur lag gye the

Husband: kidr giri? aur kaha lagi?

Wife: Takiye per gir gye the aur ankh lag gye the 😛 😀

Sender:adeel SMS to Friend Date:08-12-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

Husband: I found Aladin lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling?

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times

Wife: oh darling love u so much. Did he do that?

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication does not apply on zero!!

Sender:naila SMS to Friend Date:06-12-2016