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Mathematics SMS
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Sardar g: Khali Katory Mein
Roti Laga Kr Kha Rhy Thy
Waiter Ne Dkha To Pucha:
Aap Ye Kia Kr Rhy Hein?
Sardar g: Main Maths Ka Teacher Ho
Main Ne Daal Supose Ki Hui Hay.
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Mathematics SMS
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Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws
but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all
reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all
forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
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Mathematics SMS
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Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws
but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all
reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all
forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
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Let’s Suppose the Box is Open
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Mathematics SMS
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Do u want to know
what it is the meaning of 143?
Press Down..
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
MATH par dhayan do
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Mathematics SMS
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Have you heard about the mathematical plant? It has square roots
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Mathematics SMS
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Full form of maths
M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students
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Mathematics SMS
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‘Here is a mathematical rule:
Expectations from Allah 100%
+
Expectations from Duniya 0%=
100% No Disappointments.
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Mathematics SMS
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What is if we solve
280+256741 X 4726/ 95670
– 87135 +753 X 7435 / 542692
-85674+562 X [632+5(6+86)+ 56
calculate it then give me the answer
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Mathematics SMS
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‘I love you’
is a mathematical function
where ‘I love’ is constant
and ‘you’ is a variable..:p:p
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Mathematics SMS
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'What is full form of math
M-mentally
A-affected
T-teachers
H-harassing
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