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Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u.
Chamak Suraj Ki Nahi Mere Kirdaar Ki HaiKhabar Ye Aasmaan Ke Akhbaar Ki Hai,Main Chaloon To Mere Sang Kaarwan ChaleBaat Garoor Ki Nahi Aitwaar Ki Hai
🌹آسانی سے کوئی مل جاے تو اسے قسمت کہتے ہیں❤ سولی پر چڑھ کر بھی جو نہ ملے اسے محبت کہتے ہیں💘 💘وفا کادرد💘
Friends are like fishes You have to sit patiently for a long time To catch a nice one Just like I caught you Better stay nice or I’ll fry you
Everyday, Everywhere, Everytime, I may not be with you, But My Thinking, My Care, My SMS, My Prayers & My Lovely Wishes Are Always With You.
Everyone in our life is going to hurt you sooner or later. U just have 2 realize who worth more? The pain or the person??
"ہم تو تیری ہر خواہش پوری ہونے کی دعا کر بیٹھے" "ہمیں کیا پتہ تھا کہ ہمیں بھول جانا بھی تیری خواہش تھی؟
Ab tak khabar na thi ke mohabbat gunnah hai, Ab jaan kar gunaah kiye jaa raha hoon main..
جن پر دنیا۔۔۔۔۔۔تمام ہو جائے ان سے آگے۔۔۔۔۔جہاں نہیں ہوت تاثیرِ عِشق
‏وفائیں مانگتے پھرتے ہیں فقیروں کی طرح____!!! عجیب لوگ ہیں کہتے ہیں,,, محبت کی ہے__!!! تاثیرِ عِشق
Wife: Me Marny Ja Rahi Hun.. Husband: Me Bhi Mar Jaunga.. Wife: Sachii.. Kiya Mere Marny Se Tumhen Itna Dukh HoGa..?? Husband: Nahi.. Asal Me Itni Khushi Me Bardasht Nahi Ker Paunga.. :-D
Zamana bhool bethy hain Faqat ik yaar ki khatir
The Most Amazing Moment in Life is When U and Your Loving Patner are in Good Terms.
MUQADAR ME LIKHI HUI KOI BAAT HO TUM, TAQDIR KI EK PYARI SI SOGHAT HO TUM, . KERKE DOSTI TUMSE MEHSUS YE HUA, JESE SADIO SE YUNHI MERE SATH HO TUM.. LOVE YOU..
Osey Kehna Tum Boht Dilnasheen Thy Par......!!!! Jab Sey Kisi Or Ke Huway Ho Zehar Lagty Ho....!!!!
I'm not a perfect person, I make a lot of mistakes. But I really appreciate those people Who stay with me after Knowing how I really am..!!
“Try To Present Yourself That You Are HAPPY, Slowly It Becomes Your Habit & Finally It Becomes Your Character.” :)
Never blame any day in your life. Good days give u happiness, Bad days give u experience. Worst days give u a lesson.
My style Is What ? i, like what Which peoples don't like !
Everybody wants to shine, but no one wants to polish!

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