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aik admi dosrey se:mere ghar me 2 mahiney ho gay choola nahi jala,
dosra admi kuch paisey dekar:kaash me tumari zyada madad kar sakta,
1 admi: nahi nahi ye kafi hen aaj raat pizza hut me dinner k liye...! |
Sender:
bisma jamil ahmed
Date:
02-07-2009
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Chalo
2009
ka
1
or
aisa
sawal
jo
shayad
aap
ki
neend
haram
kar de
Sawal
ye
hai
1 ghar me 2 pagal they, 1 ka naam tha"TU-PAGAL" doosrey ka naam tha "MAIN-PAGAL". "TU-PAGAL ghar se bahir chala gaya.
to ghar main kon bacha?????
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Sender:
Sana Tariq
Date:
02-07-2009
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Agar dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab Yes or Not mai do.
Kya ap ko Pagal Pan ke dure parna band ho gaya hai? |
Sender:
Nauman Tariq
Date:
29-06-2009
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GEO NAY MUJ SAY 5 CROR KA SWAL POUCHA "PAKISTAN MEIN AISIA KON HA JO 30 DIN MEIN 1 BAR NAHATA HA? YAKEEN KARO 5 CROR THUKRA DIYA MAGAR AP KA NAAM NAHI BATIYA
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Sender:
ZUBAIR
Date:
27-06-2009
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shair arz ha ji:
hosaly saare azama betha
zamane de gham utha betha
jis di chahat ne umar bhar tarpeya
ussi di shaddi da "zarda"kha batha |
Sender:
ayesha majid
Date:
26-06-2009
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| Funny Sms |
teri nazron se hum gayal ho gay
tere SmS k hum qayal ho gaye
sms kya free ho gaye
aap jese buddu b shayar ho gaye |
Sender:
bisma jamil
Date:
25-06-2009
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| Funny Sms |
kal raat teri yaad me itna aansu bahatey rahe
wa wa phir
kal raat teri yaad me yun ansu behtey rahey
wawa phir
k parosi us se kaprey aur bartan dhontey rahey |
Sender:
bisma jamil
Date:
25-06-2009
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| Funny Sms |
paper paas aaye
Dil gabraye
examiner na janey.. kesa paper banaye
ab to mera dil,..jagey na sota he
kya karoon haaye
yaad nahi hota he |
Sender:
bisma jamil
Date:
24-06-2009
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| Funny Sms |
pathan ka beta: dady mujey aapki car chahiye q k aaj mujy function jana he,
pathan: q tumari bike ko kya ho gaya?
beta:8 lakh ki car me doston pe mera Roub jamega.
pathan 10 rupey usey deta he. to beta kehta he: dad ye kya he?
pathan: ye lo aur 48 lakh k bus me savar ho k jao....! |
Sender:
bisma jamil baloch
Date:
24-06-2009
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| Funny Sms |
Woh konsa juice hai jo hum pee nahi sakte?
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"DJUICE"
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Sender:
Sohail Azad
Date:
24-06-2009
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Hi.
1 job offer hai
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SALARY Rs. 500,000/-
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.Karni hai to reply karo
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zyada mehnat ka kaam nahi hai
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bas Samandar me wiper marna hai... |
Sender:
Sana Tariq
Date:
22-06-2009
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Sardar School me hans raha tha. 1 larka bola chup kar jao.
Sardar: kyon! tum kon ho?
Larka: me MONITAR hoon.
Sarda bola: me CPU hoon. |
Sender:
Sana Tariq
Date:
22-06-2009
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i like three things in mY LIFE:
(1) BIRYANI.
(2) COCA COLA.
(3) YOU..
REASON:
BIRYANI 4 EATING,
coke 4 drinking.
and YOU....
beta bartan kon uthaey ga |
Sender:
bisma jamil
Date:
20-06-2009
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best punishment that u would give 2 a boy,
give him a mobile phone, full of cell numbers of girlz...
and then put him in a place where there is no NETWORK!!!! |
Sender:
bisma jamil
Date:
20-06-2009
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YE keh kar vo muje chor kar chali gai faraz"
muje neend aati he 11 bajey k baad
tumara package shuru hota he 12 bajey k baad |
Sender:
bisma jamil
Date:
20-06-2009
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| Funny Sms |
aik pathan larki walon k ghar gaya,
larki walon ne kaha k kuch deir in dono ko 7 beth kar gup shup karni chahiye , takey mizaaj mil jaen,
jab pathan ne larki ko akeley dekha to poocha,: behen aapke kitne bhaaie hen?
larki jal kar boli: pehley 3 tey ab 4 ho gay.... |
Sender:
bisma jamil
Date:
19-06-2009
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| Funny Sms |
World cup harne ke baad...
yuvraj ki ammi ne us se kaha:beta bazar se dahi lado...
yuvraj ne socha bahir niklun ga to log maren ge is liye burqa pehen nikla...
bazar puhncha hi tha k ek aurat ne us pucha...
tum yuvraj ho na?
us ne ghabra k kaha nahi tou....
us aurat ne kaha...
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"DARO NAHI MAI DHONI HUN"!!!!!!!
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Sender:
Umair Sadiq
Date:
19-06-2009
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| Funny Sms |
A student flips a coin & think$
Head: I will go to sleep
Tail: I will watch a movie
Stand: I will listen to music
Stay in air: I will Study |
Sender:
Sana Tariq
Date:
18-06-2009
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| Funny Sms |
Sardar: Express kitne baje ati hai?
TT: 9 Baje
Sardar: Local?
TT: 1 Baje
Sardar: Mall Gaddi?
TT: 12 Baje
TT: jana kahan hai?
Sardar: Patri cross karni hai. |
Sender:
Sana Tariq
Date:
18-06-2009
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| Funny Sms |
1 Baba ka paon boy k paon pe a gaya
Baba: Sorry!
Boy: Shut up!
kuch der bad 1 girl ka paon boy k paon me a gaya
Girl: Sorry!
Boy: Its OK!
baba: Na meri sorry de spelling ghalt c |
Sender:
Sana Tariq
Date:
17-06-2009
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