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I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened? |
Sender:
Hunain Raza
Date:
20-11-2008
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Ishq Key School Main Aik Naya Mahool Tayar Ho Gaya
Class Ki Teacher Ko Pappo Sey Pyar Ho Gaya
Is Baat Sey Sarey Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya
Sari Class Fail Aur Pappo Pass Ho Gaya |
Sender:
Amir Siddique
Date:
20-11-2008
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lady to dr.mera beta motor cycle sy gir gaya hai.Dr. i cant understand urdu plz speak eng.lady:My londa gironda from hero honda. |
Sender:
danish
Date:
19-11-2008
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1 din sheikh sahib k ghr mehman aagy wife boli:ary soniay mehmanoo k liay kuch ly k aain sheikh sahib gay aur TAXI ly aay |
Sender:
M.asad
Date:
19-11-2008
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1 admi upper 20 manzil par khare huye admi ko neche bulata hai jab admi neche ata hai to dusra admi use kehta hai "baba 1 rupe ka sawal hai khana khaunga" dusre admi ko bara gussa ata hai magar ezhar nahi karta aur use kehta hai mere sath ao aur use 20 manzil uper lata hai aur apne ghar ka darwaza BAND karke kehta hai ;BABA MAF KARO. |
Sender:
RAFIQUE SURIYA
Date:
19-11-2008
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Dil to chahata hai
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Chapal Utar K
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Shoes pehen loon sardiyaan jo agai hain
*HAPPY WINTER SEASON* |
Sender:
Majid
Date:
19-11-2008
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Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
A aj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
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Sender:
hgd
Date:
19-11-2008
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meri shadi ke moqe per us ne mujh se kaha fraaz
tenu dulha kinne banaya bhotnike |
Sender:
dilawer
Date:
14-11-2008
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sardar to sardar:woh larki behri hai!
2nd sardar:kaisay?
sardar:main ne ussay I LOVE YOU kaha to boli "Main ne kal Hi naya sandal sandal khareeda hai". |
Sender:
safeer ahmed
Date:
14-11-2008
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BOY : SUIT BARA ACHA PEHNA HAY
GIRL :THANKS
BOY :LIPSTICK BOHOT
ACHI LAGAI HAY
GIRL :THANKS
BOY :MAKE UP BOHOT ACHA KIA HAY
GIRL : THANKS "BHAI"
BOY :PHIR BHI ACHI NAHI LAG RAHI HO
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Sender:
abbas ali
Date:
13-11-2008
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aao,aj hum Dono wada karain ke,
hum zindagi bhar pyaar karenge,
hum wafa karenge,
hum Mohabbat karenge,
SIRF aur SIRF,
apne pyaare PAKISTAN se...... |
Sender:
shaweez
Date:
13-11-2008
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Memon or uski girl friend sea view per baithay chips kharahey thay dono aik dosray ki aankhon main dekhrahe the larki ne pyar se pocha k tum kuch feel kerrahe ho memon bola:haan lerki boli kya? memon yehi k tum mujh se zyada chips kha rahi ho! |
Sender:
m.khurram khan
Date:
13-11-2008
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Message pe message bhejte ho
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi
dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho
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Sender:
Noman Sumar
Date:
12-11-2008
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Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
A aj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!
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Sender:
Noman Sumar
Date:
12-11-2008
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Doctor: Aap pagal kaisey huwey?
Pagal: Kuch time Pehley me ne 1 be-wafa say shaadi ki thi, uski jawan beti ny mairey baap say shaadi ki
Yun wo meri maa ban gaee
Un k ghar baiti hoee to rishtay me wo meri behan hoee
Q k mein uskey baap ka baita tha,
Doosri taraf wo meri nawasi b hoee, Q k main uski nani ka shohar tha,
Isi liye mein apni behan ka naana bana,
Phir mairey ghar baita howa to mairi bivi ki baiti mairey baitey ki daadi bani
Q k wo mairi sotaili maa thi
Ye sun kar Doctor b pagal ho gaya....!!!! |
Sender:
Rao
Date:
11-11-2008
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american to a villager:
american:
hamare country mein 90% shadian E-mail ke zaria hotain hain.
Villager:
kamal ha hare han to 100% shadian F-mail say hotain hain. |
Sender:
Muhammad Imran
Date:
11-11-2008
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Hm ny sari zindagi paidal hi guzar di FARAZ
Kisi ny ye b na kaha aaja k beja cycle tey
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Sender:
Madi Killer
Date:
10-11-2008
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kitni bar kaha ha k main aisa banda nahi "FARAZ:
phir b kahty ho bilo rani kaho to abi jaan dy doon |
Sender:
Madi killer
Date:
10-11-2008
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aik admi jotish k pass jata he .jotish ka tota bohat khas hota he .jotish us admi ko batata he k tum is ki ager aik tang khecho gy to yeh tumhary future k bare mai batay ga or dosri khecho to dolat k bare main .jhat sy admi khta hai dono khechoo to (tota khta hai)" kutay "main gir nai jaoon ga. |
Sender:
arzoo
Date:
10-11-2008
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British:-
You Know Swimming ?
Pakistani:-
No
British:-
Dog is Better Than you,
It Can Swim.
Pakistani:-
You Know Swimming ?
British:-
Yes
Pakistani:-
Then Whats Difference Between The Dog & U ? |
Sender:
Raja Pakistani
Date:
09-11-2008
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