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Funny Sms aik admi dosrey se:mere ghar me 2 mahiney ho gay choola nahi jala,
dosra admi kuch paisey dekar:kaash me tumari zyada madad kar sakta,
1 admi: nahi nahi ye kafi hen aaj raat pizza hut me dinner k liye...!
Sender: bisma jamil ahmed
Date: 02-07-2009
     

Funny Sms Chalo
2009
ka
1
or
aisa
sawal
jo
shayad
aap
ki
neend
haram
kar de
Sawal
ye
hai




1 ghar me 2 pagal they, 1 ka naam tha"TU-PAGAL" doosrey ka naam tha "MAIN-PAGAL". "TU-PAGAL ghar se bahir chala gaya.
to ghar main kon bacha?????
Sender: Sana Tariq
Date: 02-07-2009
     

Funny Sms Agar dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab Yes or Not mai do.
Kya ap ko Pagal Pan ke dure parna band ho gaya hai?
Sender: Nauman Tariq
Date: 29-06-2009
     

Funny Sms GEO NAY MUJ SAY 5 CROR KA SWAL POUCHA "PAKISTAN MEIN AISIA KON HA JO 30 DIN MEIN 1 BAR NAHATA HA? YAKEEN KARO 5 CROR THUKRA DIYA MAGAR AP KA NAAM NAHI BATIYA
Sender: ZUBAIR
Date: 27-06-2009
     

Funny Sms shair arz ha ji:
hosaly saare azama betha
zamane de gham utha betha
jis di chahat ne umar bhar tarpeya
ussi di shaddi da "zarda"kha batha
Sender: ayesha majid
Date: 26-06-2009
     

Funny Sms teri nazron se hum gayal ho gay
tere SmS k hum qayal ho gaye
sms kya free ho gaye
aap jese buddu b shayar ho gaye
Sender: bisma jamil
Date: 25-06-2009
     

Funny Sms kal raat teri yaad me itna aansu bahatey rahe
wa wa phir
kal raat teri yaad me yun ansu behtey rahey
wawa phir
k parosi us se kaprey aur bartan dhontey rahey
Sender: bisma jamil
Date: 25-06-2009
     

Funny Sms paper paas aaye
Dil gabraye
examiner na janey.. kesa paper banaye
ab to mera dil,..jagey na sota he
kya karoon haaye
yaad nahi hota he
Sender: bisma jamil
Date: 24-06-2009
     

Funny Sms pathan ka beta: dady mujey aapki car chahiye q k aaj mujy function jana he,

pathan: q tumari bike ko kya ho gaya?

beta:8 lakh ki car me doston pe mera Roub jamega.

pathan 10 rupey usey deta he. to beta kehta he: dad ye kya he?
pathan: ye lo aur 48 lakh k bus me savar ho k jao....!
Sender: bisma jamil baloch
Date: 24-06-2009
     

Funny Sms Woh konsa juice hai jo hum pee nahi sakte?
.
?
?
?
?
?
"DJUICE"
Sender: Sohail Azad
Date: 24-06-2009
     

Funny Sms Hi.
1 job offer hai
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.
SALARY Rs. 500,000/-
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.Karni hai to reply karo
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zyada mehnat ka kaam nahi hai
.
.
.
bas Samandar me wiper marna hai...
Sender: Sana Tariq
Date: 22-06-2009
     

Funny Sms Sardar School me hans raha tha. 1 larka bola chup kar jao.
Sardar: kyon! tum kon ho?
Larka: me MONITAR hoon.

Sarda bola: me CPU hoon.
Sender: Sana Tariq
Date: 22-06-2009
     

Funny Sms i like three things in mY LIFE:

(1) BIRYANI.
(2) COCA COLA.
(3) YOU..

REASON:
BIRYANI 4 EATING,
coke 4 drinking.
and YOU....

beta bartan kon uthaey ga
Sender: bisma jamil
Date: 20-06-2009
     

Funny Sms best punishment that u would give 2 a boy,

give him a mobile phone, full of cell numbers of girlz...
and then put him in a place where there is no NETWORK!!!!
Sender: bisma jamil
Date: 20-06-2009
     

Funny Sms YE keh kar vo muje chor kar chali gai faraz"

muje neend aati he 11 bajey k baad
tumara package shuru hota he 12 bajey k baad
Sender: bisma jamil
Date: 20-06-2009
     

Funny Sms aik pathan larki walon k ghar gaya,
larki walon ne kaha k kuch deir in dono ko 7 beth kar gup shup karni chahiye , takey mizaaj mil jaen,
jab pathan ne larki ko akeley dekha to poocha,: behen aapke kitne bhaaie hen?
larki jal kar boli: pehley 3 tey ab 4 ho gay....
Sender: bisma jamil
Date: 19-06-2009
     

Funny Sms World cup harne ke baad...
yuvraj ki ammi ne us se kaha:beta bazar se dahi lado...
yuvraj ne socha bahir niklun ga to log maren ge is liye burqa pehen nikla...
bazar puhncha hi tha k ek aurat ne us pucha...
tum yuvraj ho na?
us ne ghabra k kaha nahi tou....
us aurat ne kaha...
!
!
!
!
"DARO NAHI MAI DHONI HUN"!!!!!!!
Sender: Umair Sadiq
Date: 19-06-2009
     

Funny Sms A student flips a coin & think$

Head: I will go to sleep

Tail: I will watch a movie

Stand: I will listen to music

Stay in air: I will Study
Sender: Sana Tariq
Date: 18-06-2009
     

Funny Sms Sardar: Express kitne baje ati hai?
TT: 9 Baje
Sardar: Local?
TT: 1 Baje
Sardar: Mall Gaddi?
TT: 12 Baje
TT: jana kahan hai?
Sardar: Patri cross karni hai.
Sender: Sana Tariq
Date: 18-06-2009
     

Funny Sms 1 Baba ka paon boy k paon pe a gaya
Baba: Sorry!
Boy: Shut up!
kuch der bad 1 girl ka paon boy k paon me a gaya
Girl: Sorry!
Boy: Its OK!
baba: Na meri sorry de spelling ghalt c
Sender: Sana Tariq
Date: 17-06-2009
     

 

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