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Wafa Ka Naam Na Lo Imran
Wafa buht Dil Dukhati Hai
Wafa Ka Naam Lete hee
Sobia
Sonia
Saira
Sumera
Farah
Sarah
Mahnoor
Kiran
Nadia
Fiza
Mehvish
Muskan
in Sub Ki Yad A jati hy |
Sender:
Imran KK UAE
Date:
16-11-2009
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Ap se Guzarish hai k
ZONG
ka NETWORK matt use karen,
OR
Na he Apni SIM
ZONG me CONVERT karwain
Q K
ZONG walon ne Muslimz ko boht bara Dhoka dia hai.
Unho ne Apni
"ADVERTISMENT"
Me jitni Bhi
LARkiYON k NO's. batay haen,
Wo Sab Ghalat hain ya Band hain,
Me Check kr ChukA hOon. |
Sender:
Imran KK UAE
Date:
16-11-2009
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aap se
1
special
bat karni hai
koi
pas to
nahin
zara akely
ho jao
or kisi
ko na
batana
warna
koi
bhi masla
ban sakta hai
ghor
se suno
"cheeni hai aap k pass". |
Sender:
saqib zaheer
Date:
14-11-2009
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Dil dya tha dildar samjh kar
Tu ny mujhy phank dya niswar samjh kr |
Sender:
Adnan
Date:
13-11-2009
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Aaj Ki Dua:
Aye Allah!
Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.
Sab Kaho Aameen. |
Sender:
salim
Date:
12-11-2009
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New Exciting Offer from Utility Stores of Pakistan...
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Ab Shampoo Ki Her Bottle K Saath 1 AATAY Ka Saashay Bilkul Free. |
Sender:
salim
Date:
12-11-2009
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Mareez Doctor Se: Main ek Month se Rs.50 ki Rozana Dawa Khaa Raha hun.
Lekin Mujhe koi Faida Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.
Doctor: Acha to Mai Aapko Kal Se Rs.40 ki Dawai Donga.
Jis se Aapko Roz 10 Rupay ka Faida Nazar Aaye ga. |
Sender:
Imran KK UAE
Date:
10-11-2009
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Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye.
Jab Koi Mushkil Parr Jaye.
To?
To?
To?
To?
('',)< ))> JL
To Main Kya Karon?
Harkaten Kyon Karte Ho Aisi? |
Sender:
Imran KK UAE
Date:
10-11-2009
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Aapse Ek Special Baat Karni Hai.
Koi Paas To Nahi?
Zara Akelay Ho Jao.
Aur Kisi Ko Na Batana.
Warna Koi Bhi Masla Ban Sakta Hai.
Ghor Se Suno...
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CHEENI Hai Aapke Paas? |
Sender:
Imran KK UAE
Date:
10-11-2009
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Aik Dr, Sheikh k pechy bhag raha tha logun ny
pocha kia hoa. Dr ye Kanjoos 3 bar Brain k operation k
liy aya ha aur tind kra k bhag jata hai |
Sender:
Dr.NAsir usmani
Date:
08-11-2009
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sardar meney apni b.v ko matric krwaya inter krwaya b.com kerwaya phir m.a karwaya ab nokri dilwai ab kiya krun' pathan ab ek aachA LARKA DEKH K USKI shadi kerwadey |
Sender:
ahmed
Date:
06-11-2009
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chand sey roshni ziyada or sitaron sey kam nikle
wah wah wah chand sey roshni ziyda or sitaron sey kam nikle
or jab bhi mein aap ko dekhon meri hansi ek dam nikle |
Sender:
ahmed
Date:
05-11-2009
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Pathan ne aik Kitaab likhi.phele page per likha hua GHORA KESE CHALTA HAI akhri page per likha hua,
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TAKA TAK TAKA TAK TAKA TAK.
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Sender:
salim
Date:
04-11-2009
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Hotel main 1 Pathan BROAST khane k baad haddi chaba rha tha
paas betha
"Indian" DAAL kha raha tha.
us ne pathan se tanziya andaz mein poocha'khan. Tumhara ilaaqe mein
KUTTAY kya
khaate hain ?
PATHAN;
DAAL |
Sender:
Muhammad Ijaz siddiqui
Date:
04-11-2009
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Ab tu dyniya waalon pe bilkul bharosa nhi karna FARAZ...
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Ek bewafa hum ko China ka bakra keh k Kutta baich daya..
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Sender:
saba
Date:
02-11-2009
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Kash tu mera Bakra hota
Main tujay Ghass
Khilata or pyar se tere seengh
Hilata or
Poochta pagal
Kaun???
Tu ya Main ??
Or tu piyaar se Bolta
Main Main…………………..
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Sender:
sana
Date:
02-11-2009
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Mery Ekhlaq ki waja se log mjh se mila krty hain
FARAAZ
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Warna meri Nihaari or Biryani thori Mash'hoor hain |
Sender:
Murtaza Syed
Date:
01-11-2009
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WHAT If paper cums very tuf in exam. During d exam jst close ur eyes 4 a moment, take a deep breath n say loudly-“this is very interesting subject I want 2 study once more
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Sender:
Abdul Sattar
Date:
29-10-2009
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Man & wife catch a thief.
Fat wife sat on thief's top, asked husband 2 go get Police,
husband was taking time 2 find his shoes.
Thief cried: O my friend, take my shoe.
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Sender:
Abdul Sattar
Date:
29-10-2009
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INDIAN AIRLINES SLOGAN
"A WARM EXPIRENCE AND MOTHERLY TREATMENT"
WARM BCOZ AC DOESN'T WORK
AND
MOTHERLY BCOZ ALL AIRHOSTESSES R ABOVE 50 |
Sender:
Abdul Sattar
Date:
29-10-2009
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