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Funny Sms sardar meney apni b.v ko matric krwaya inter krwaya b.com kerwaya phir m.a karwaya ab nokri dilwai ab kiya krun' pathan ab ek aachA LARKA DEKH K USKI shadi kerwadey
Sender: ahmed
Date: 06-11-2009
     

Funny Sms chand sey roshni ziyada or sitaron sey kam nikle
wah wah wah chand sey roshni ziyda or sitaron sey kam nikle
or jab bhi mein aap ko dekhon meri hansi ek dam nikle
Sender: ahmed
Date: 05-11-2009
     

Funny Sms Pathan ne aik Kitaab likhi.phele page per likha hua GHORA KESE CHALTA HAI akhri page per likha hua,
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TAKA TAK TAKA TAK TAKA TAK.
Sender: salim
Date: 04-11-2009
     

Funny Sms Hotel main 1 Pathan BROAST khane k baad haddi chaba rha tha
paas betha
"Indian" DAAL kha raha tha.
us ne pathan se tanziya andaz mein poocha'khan. Tumhara ilaaqe mein
KUTTAY kya
khaate hain ?
PATHAN;
DAAL
Sender: Muhammad Ijaz siddiqui
Date: 04-11-2009
     

Funny Sms Ab tu dyniya waalon pe bilkul bharosa nhi karna FARAZ...

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Ek bewafa hum ko China ka bakra keh k Kutta baich daya..
Sender: saba
Date: 02-11-2009
     

Funny Sms Kash tu mera Bakra hota
Main tujay Ghass
Khilata or pyar se tere seengh
Hilata or
Poochta pagal
Kaun???
Tu ya Main ??
Or tu piyaar se Bolta
Main Main…………………..
Sender: sana
Date: 02-11-2009
     

Funny Sms Mery Ekhlaq ki waja se log mjh se mila krty hain
FARAAZ
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Warna meri Nihaari or Biryani thori Mash'hoor hain
Sender: Murtaza Syed
Date: 01-11-2009
     

Funny Sms WHAT If paper cums very tuf in exam. During d exam jst close ur eyes 4 a moment, take a deep breath n say loudly-“this is very interesting subject I want 2 study once more

Sender: Abdul Sattar
Date: 29-10-2009
     

Funny Sms Man & wife catch a thief.
Fat wife sat on thief's top, asked husband 2 go get Police,
husband was taking time 2 find his shoes.
Thief cried: O my friend, take my shoe.

Sender: Abdul Sattar
Date: 29-10-2009
     

Funny Sms INDIAN AIRLINES SLOGAN

"A WARM EXPIRENCE AND MOTHERLY TREATMENT"

WARM BCOZ AC DOESN'T WORK

AND

MOTHERLY BCOZ ALL AIRHOSTESSES R ABOVE 50
Sender: Abdul Sattar
Date: 29-10-2009
     

Funny Sms Mubaark ho aap ka 500 ka inam nikal aya hai. aap jaldi se ek 100 wala card ka number mujhe is number per sms karen aur foran 500 ka balance paen
Sender: Muj
Date: 28-10-2009
     

Funny Sms Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir..
Sender: Abdul Sattar
Date: 27-10-2009
     

Funny Sms Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Sender: Abdul Sattar
Date: 27-10-2009
     

Funny Sms Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me ? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".
Sender: Abdul Sattar
Date: 27-10-2009
     

Funny Sms Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sender: Abdul Sattar
Date: 27-10-2009
     

Funny Sms 1 pagal; main is area me naya aya hon muje yahan k paglon k sardar
se milna hy

2nd pagal; shhhh chup..!awaz mat nikalo

boss message
parh rahay hai
Sender: ahmed
Date: 25-10-2009
     

Funny Sms )))))
( c ‘o
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‘:.,-’
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( c ‘===o
‘:.,-’
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( c ‘=======o
‘:.,-’
Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.
Sender: Affan
Date: 24-10-2009
     

Funny Sms PATHAN:ko aik jadoo ka charagh mila
us ne us ko ragra to jin nikla
TEEN KHUWAISHAIN:batao
PATHAN:
1) khoobsurat or aalishan ghar ho.......
ghar aagaya
2) ghar main bohat ameer log rehte hun.......
log aagae
PATHAN:
3) ab is ghar main hum ko chokidar lagwado
Sender: abdul samad khan
Date: 18-10-2009
     

Funny Sms Maloom ha ap bohat busy Ho
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Is liya kuch Nahi likha warna aap ko parhna parta.
Sender: Muhammad ijaz siddiqui
Date: 17-10-2009
     

Funny Sms SMS rates
1995 Rs5
1998 Rs 4
2002 Rs 3
2005 Rs2
2006 Rs 1
2007 Rs0.5
2009 Free
tum sms kub kro gay? jub sms karnay k paisay milan gay
Sender: Muhammad Ijaz siddiqui
Date: 17-10-2009
     

 

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