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Main ny molvi sahab sy pocha ky mobile k zakat kea ha? Wo boly kuch nae sirf faqeeron k SMS ker do.
To main ny aada ker de.App mat kerna faqeer py farz nahe hote. |
Sender:
Ansar malik
Date:
01-09-2010
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sardar1-train me yaar raat bhar nind nahi aayi,upar ki seat mili thi
Sardar2-to dusre se exchange karna tha na??
Sardar1-kisse karta,niche ki seat pe koi nai tha.... |
Sender:
Rais
Date:
01-09-2010
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| Funny Sms |
Kabi passend na aye sath mera tu beta dena.
Hum dill p pather rakh k tumhain goli mar denge |
Sender:
Emaan
Date:
01-09-2010
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| Funny Sms |
Mujhy Bhi Apni Duao'n Mein
Shamil Ker Lo Ae Dost
Suna Hy Buzargo'n Ki Duae'n
Bohat Jald Qubool Hoti Hy ... |
Sender:
yaseen
Date:
31-08-2010
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| Funny Sms |
Tum Beshak Meri Aankh Apni Yaad Se Naam Kardo
Khushe Rakhlo meray Nam ye Gham Kardo
Magar Itna Bata Do
Kis Nay Kaha Tha
PEPSI pe 5 Rupee Kam Kardo? |
Sender:
furqan
Date:
31-08-2010
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"A PERFECT WIFE IS ONE "WHO"
DOES NOT EXPECT A PERFECT HUSBAND ! `" |
Sender:
sherry
Date:
30-08-2010
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| Funny Sms |
Abi na jaao chor k is tarha mehfil humari
Thori dair baad yahan 'namak paray' taqseem hone wale hain
(,")/'
/) /Rukk oye
_/ /_ley k jain. |
Sender:
Emaan
Date:
28-08-2010
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| Funny Sms |
muqaddar me rat ki nind nahe to kia hua "WASSI",
hm b muqaddar ko choona laga kr din ko so jaty hen |
Sender:
waseem
Date:
25-08-2010
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| Funny Sms |
Jo mje bhool jaye
US ke pakore jal yayen
Samose gal jayen
Sandwich sookh jayen
Khane me namek tez ho jaye
Shake me makhi gir jaye
Sehri me ankh na khuly
Bangles ka clr na mile
sandles ka size na mile
Eid ka dress na silay!!!)
Himat ha to Bhol jao.! |
Sender:
shah Nawaz Bokhari
Date:
25-08-2010
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| Funny Sms |
aap k piyar ki chamak kuch aisi hay
k har traf ujala nazar ata hay
sochta hun k ghar ka mitter katwa dun
kambakht bijli ka bil bohat ata hay |
Sender:
bilal butt
Date:
24-08-2010
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| Funny Sms |
Munna Bhai- are Circit yeh doctor log operation se pahle patient ko behosh kiyon karte hai
Circit- bhai bole to patient operaton sikh jayega to |
Sender:
Hifzur Rahman
Date:
24-08-2010
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| Funny Sms |
Suchy mohabat tu seeri hoti hai "Faraz"
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.Dosry mohambat paney ki |
Sender:
Hasan Ali Tariq
Date:
20-08-2010
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| Funny Sms |
"Chinese lady pakistani lady se:
"Mere Husband ka Chaltey Chaltey intiqal Ho Geya.|
Pakistani Lady:
"Bus Behn, China ki Cheezon ka Yehi Masla Hai.
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Sender:
Muhammad Munir
Date:
19-08-2010
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| Funny Sms |
Pagal Admi, Chinese se:
Kia tum American ho?
Chinese:
Nhi, main Chinese hon.
Pagel;
Nhi tun American ho.
Chinese:
Nhi, main Chinese hon
Pagel:
Nhi, tum American ho.
Chinese gusse se;
Han Han main American hon.
Pagel:
Shakel se to Chinese legte ho. |
Sender:
Emaan
Date:
19-08-2010
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| Funny Sms |
Bhari Mehfil main us ne yeh keh kr Ruswa ker dia Wassi
uth Oye Tenu te Asi Sadya e nai C....
('-')
<))>
_//_ Dasso Yar? |
Sender:
aslam
Date:
18-08-2010
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Main mar Bhi jaon To Us ko Khabar met dena FARAZ
Ager wo aa gia to biryani kam per jae gi
Slient |
Sender:
aslam
Date:
18-08-2010
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| Funny Sms |
ap k liye invitation he:
Apke liye iftar party rakhi he mene ghar me tm zarur ana ay dost..,
Me shrmnda hun k bht deir se ehsas hua k is saal to mene kci miskeen ko b khana nahi khilaya...! |
Sender:
bisma jamil
Date:
17-08-2010
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| Funny Sms |
jis hukoomat se awaam ko mayassar na ho cheeni "Faraz",
Jis hukoomat se awaam ko mayassar na ho cheeni "Faraz"
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Us hukoomat k samney k sarey dant ura do...! |
Sender:
ß!§m@ Jämî£ A#mèd
Date:
17-08-2010
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Koi aik din select krain....'.
1Sun.2Mon.3.Tues. 4 Wed
5.Thur. 6Fri. 7. Sat.
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or us din meri aftari karwa dain...Jazakallah...
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Sender:
Muhammad Ijaz siddiqui
Date:
16-08-2010
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| Funny Sms |
pathan ko kisi ne kaha
Aftari k waqt jo bhi DUA karo qabool hoti hai
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4th Rozay ki Aftari k waqt Khan Sahab:
"YA-ALLAH......
subha EID ho jaiy":) |
Sender:
*Rizwana Khan*
Date:
15-08-2010
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