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1.Smoking 2.Drinking 3.Cholestrol 4.Oily food 5.Stress 6.Anger 7.Bad news 8.High BP 9.Sugar 10.Pollution = HEART Attack Matlab.............................. "DUS BAHANAY KAR K LEGAY DIL,

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A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay... Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free...
Agr Koi Apky DiL py Dastak Dy To Foran Darwaza Nai Kholna chahye, ku Ky Kuch Logon Ki Aadat Bachon Jesi Hoti Hai, Dastak Dy Ky Bhag Jate Hain.
Duniya K Ziyada-tar Currency Notes Per Aadmi Ki Tasveer Hoti Hai, Magar,, In Per Qabza Aurton Ka Hi Hota Hai..
Admi: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Honi Chahye Ya shadi ke Bad Me? . Boy: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Ho Ya Shadi k Bad Bus Uski Khbar Bv Ko Nhi Honi Chye
Aaina Kehta Hai, Kehna To Nahi Chahiye Tha.. Tu Abhi Tak Zinda Hai?? Rehna To Nahi Chahiye Tha.. :-D
Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi . . . . . . . . . . Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata … . . Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka ;-):-D
Dost: Yar Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.? . 2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.
1 admi ne FM radio pe call ki Admi: Mujay 1 batwa mila hai jis me boht sary paisy, credit cards aur NIC card hai. Address lakki marwat ka hai. Host: To ap unhein batwa wapis dena chahty hn? Admi:Hum ap ko pagal lagte hy, Usay meri taraf se 1 sad Song suna den.
Jin: Kiy hukam hai mere aaka? Student: Mere taraf se perhye tum ker lo Jin: Aaka.. Hukum karo bakwas nai :D ;) :D
Banta: Tume itna kisne mara? Santa: Mere padosi ka bacha gum gya! Banta: To tumne aisa kya keh diya? ... ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Santa: Maine kaha Google pe Search karle !
Rab kare aap ko sab miley Himmat Izzat Rupaiya Bungalow Style Smile Personality Popularity Car Pyar . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ab bhi button daba rahe ho LAALCHI.
If it seems easy, You are doing it wrong.
Banta: Tume itna kisne mara? Santa: Mere padosi ka bacha gum gya! Banta: To tumne aisa kya keh diya? ... ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Santa: Maine kaha Google pe Search karle !
Laughing is the best the medicine. But, if you are laughing without a reason, you need medicine
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay... Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Married men live longer than single men do, but, married men are a lot more willing to die.
Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?” Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked How much pay... Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)
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