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Sender:Taha

Date:01-10-2014

love is like a forest where brave tigers are killed by the beautiful eyes of deers...

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Sender:Samir

Date:30-09-2014

Heart receives - love;
Mind receives - wisdom;
Hands receive - gifts
And only special people receive my Messages!


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Sender:Kabir

Date:30-09-2014

Your smile can be compared with flowers;
Your voice can be compared with a cuckoo;
Your innocence can be compared with a baby;
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But in foolishness, you have no comparison!

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Sender:Yasir

Date:29-09-2014

Who said landline phones are out of fashion?
Buy a Samsung mobile,
Sara din charging mein laga rehta hai,
Maa kasam landline wali feel aati hai!!

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Sender:Raja

Date:27-09-2014

Dear K, LoL and Hmmmm,
Thanks for being there when I've been found wanting for words!

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Sender:Waqar

Date:26-09-2014

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident

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Sender:Samir

Date:25-09-2014

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai...
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Ki Dimag Hote Hue Bhi Khayal Dil Mein Kyon Aata Hai?

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Sender:Samir

Date:24-09-2014

Million Dollar Truth:
If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your friends.
If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse!

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Sender:Sajid

Date:23-09-2014

A question for brilliant people...
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Didn't you read it - Question only for brilliant people.
You relax and have a nice week!

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Sender:Sadiq

Date:22-09-2014

What is secret of succes?
“by Right Decisions”
How do you make right decisions?
“by Experience”
How do you get experience?
“by Wrong Decision”

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Sender:Shamir

Date:20-09-2014

Funny SMS

These days success of marriage depends upon...
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the speed and accuracy at which you delete your phone's messages!

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Sender:Saira

Date:20-09-2014

Wife: You don't love me any more. When you see me crying now, you don't ask why.
Husband: I'm awfully sorry, my dear, but these questions have already cost me such a lot of money!

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Sender:Tiahira

Date:19-09-2014

I couldn't help but notice that 'awesome' ends with 'me' and 'ugly' starts with 'u'!

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Sender:Minhaj

Date:19-09-2014

The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glances = 1 Smile
7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of a glance!

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Sender:Arham

Date:18-09-2014

Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "facebook id"!

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Sender:Shan

Date:17-09-2014

My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds their rejection quite entertaining!

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Sender:Aqib

Date:16-09-2014

Importance of thumb- Child use it4sucking.
Illiterate people use it4sign,
Winners4victory & my FANS use it4reading
my sms Oh U too? Crazy Fan

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Sender:fawad

Date:15-09-2014

I Want To ShaRe Everything With U
Ur Sadnes
Ur Happy Moment’
Each & Everything
Every Single 2cond Of The Day
Let’z Start With Ur “Atm Password”.

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Sender:Aqib

Date:13-09-2014

An old lady was sending her family a large Bible.
`Is there anything breakable in this package,M'am?`
"Only the Ten Commandments", she replied tersely!

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Sender:Teiler

Date:12-09-2014

What we learn from cows and buffaloes, It is just impossible to lose weight by eating greens and salads!

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