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Sender:Umer

Date:27-03-2015

Indian players going back on the flight to India.
Air Hostess: Some coffee Sir?
Indian Player: Yes
Air Hostess: Mocha or Latte?
Indian Player: Espresso Hi De Do... Mauka Haath Se Nikal Geya Aur Latte India Mein Khayenge.

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Sender:Umer

Date:26-03-2015

So tell me young man, on what all occasions have you realized your true importance in the Company?
Employee: Sir, whenever I have asked for a leave!


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Sender:Umer

Date:26-03-2015

Arranged marriage is like accepting an unknown friend request on Facebook!

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Sender:Amir

Date:25-03-2015

Dear Boss,
As I will be suffering from fever on 26 March 2015 and I will not be attending office.
Thank You!

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Sender:Amir

Date:25-03-2015

A Girl
I've finally decided to do something about my weight.

Simply Lie!

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Sender:Amir

Date:25-03-2015

Never walk alone - develop a multiple personality!

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Sender:Amir

Date:25-03-2015

Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!

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Sender:Amir

Date:24-03-2015

Air Hostess: Would you like some coffee?
Pakistani Cricketer: Yes.
Air Hostess: Espresso or Latte?
Pakistani Cricketer: Espresso. Latte Pakistan mein Khayenge!

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Sender:Amir

Date:24-03-2015

Facebook is now like home. If you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or had an accident!

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Sender:Waqar

Date:19-03-2015

The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them!

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Sender:Umer

Date:19-03-2015

Two new words are to be included in oxford dictionary:
1. Gumshuda (n): State of being physically lost!
2. Shadishuda (n): State of being physically, mentally and financially lost!

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Sender:Amir

Date:18-03-2015

143 means?
Do u want to know
what it means?
Press Down..
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.

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Sender:Amir

Date:17-03-2015

Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.
Banta: When you come in at night?
Santa: No, when I want to go out!

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Sender:Umer

Date:17-03-2015

Five things that make Man happy:
1. Buy 1 Get 1 Free
2. Flat 50% off
3. Tatkal ticket confirmation
4. Winning cricket match
5. Wife not at home

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Sender:Umer

Date:16-03-2015

Friend 1: Bhai Aaj Facebook Ne Bachha Liya.
Friend 2: Kaise?
Friend 1: Aaj Meri Biwi Ka Birthday Tha!

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Sender:Amir

Date:16-03-2015

Banker: So you wish to open a joint account with your husband. What kind?
Lady: Oh, just a deposit account for him- checking for me!

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Sender:Amir

Date:13-03-2015

Weekend Special:
Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays.
Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!

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Sender:Poja

Date:12-03-2015

Whats d height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holding d question paper in hand
n telling Ur self
“dude,don’t worry.
Exams will get postponed!”

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Sender:yasir

Date:11-03-2015

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

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Sender:khan

Date:10-03-2015

Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased.
Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!

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