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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

Faqeerni: Aye Bhaai, 1 Rupya De Do,
3 Din Se Bhooki Hun..

Admi: Tum 3 Din Se Bhooki Ho To Sirf 1 Rupay Ka Kiya Kero Gi??

Faqeerni: Weight Check Kerungi,
Kitna Kam Hua Hai.. ;-)

Sender:abeer Date:07-12-2016
Funny Sms

Is Qadar Piyar Bhari Nazron Se Dekha Us "Zalim" Ny,,

..Wah Wah..

Is Qadar Piyar Bhari Nazron Se Dekha Us "Zalim" Ny,,

Dil To Gaya Hi, 10 Ropay Ka Samosa Bhi Neechy Gir Gaya.. ;-)

Sender:ramsha Date:06-12-2016
Funny Sms

ThanDi ThAndi hawa chAli MOsuM…
huA SuhanA…!!
WAh wAh whA…!!.
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CartoOn b sms paRhny lAgy…!!
EduCateD huwA zamAna..!!

(“,)/”wAh wAh wAh…!!

Sender:umar Date:05-12-2016
Funny Sms

Darna Hai To "Aahat" Dekho..

Rona Hai To "Balika Vadhu Dekho..

Nachna Hai To "Dance India Dance" Dekho..

Aur Agar
Hansna Hai To "Sheesha" Dekho..
Qasam Se Hansty Hansty Tum Pagal Ho Jao Gy.. ;-)

Hahahhaa

Sender:naveed Date:03-12-2016
Funny Sms

Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From \’Pre Nursery

Sender:hira Date:03-12-2016
Funny Sms

Ek Larki Roz Subha Subha
Darakht Ki Shaakh Per Ja Ker Beth Jati..

Bataen Q.??

Nahi Pata..?

MBA Ker K Pagal Ho Gai THi,
Apny Aap Ko "Branch Manager"
Samajhny Lagi Thi.. ;-)

Sender:hina Date:02-12-2016
Funny Sms

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

Sender:sadaf Date:01-12-2016
Funny Sms

FATHER: How Are YOur Grades, Son..?

SON: UndEr WatEr, Dad…!!

FATHER: UnDer WatEr? WhAt DOo YOu MeAn…?

SON: ThEy”Re BelOw C LevEl..!!

Sender:hina Date:29-11-2016
Funny Sms

Pappu Aam Bech Raha Tha..

Aadmi: Bhai Aam Kese De Rahy Ho??

Pappu: Pehly Tarazu Me Tol K Shopper Me Dalta Hun Aur
Paisay Le Leta Hun.. ;-)

Sender:ziyad Date:28-11-2016
Funny Sms

Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..
Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here
Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty

Sender:jabeen Date:28-11-2016
Funny Sms

When he was five years old,
he wanted to become a lawyer.

Now that he is a lawyer,
he acts like a five-years old.

Sender:kinza Date:28-11-2016
Funny Sms

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Sender:shafaq Date:25-11-2016
Funny Sms

Admi: Aaj Chicken Bohat Mazay Ki Bani Hai,
Kiya Koi Khas Masala Dala Hai.??

Bivi: Aaj Murgi Thori Si Jal Gai Thi To
Us Ko "Burnol" Laga Diya.. ;-)

Sender:Mehek Date:25-11-2016
Funny Sms

Ek Admi Apni Murgi Bechny Gaya..

Dukandar: Is Ka Sir Q Neechay Jhuka Hai.??

Admi: Ye Gaaun Ki Murgi Hai Is Liye Sharma Rahi Hai.. ;-)

Sender:naveena Date:24-11-2016
Funny Sms

اگر کسی آدمی کے دانت 60 سال کی عمر میں بھی سلامت ہیں تو چار وجوہات ہو سکتی
برش کرنا
کھانے کےبعد کلی
میٹھےسےپرہیز
بیوی کی ہر بات مان لین

Sender:Humayun Date:23-11-2016
Funny Sms

Kiya Zamana Aagaya Hai Yaar..

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Behre ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR
AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"

Wah Wah
Bandron Ki To Lottery Nikal Aai Hai.. ;-)

Sender:Arfa Date:21-11-2016
Funny Sms

Doctor Admi Se:
Aapka Aur Aapki Bivi Ka
Blood Group Ek Hi Hai..

Aadmi: Wo To Hona Hi Tha,
,
,
30 Saal Se Mera Khoon Jo Pi Rahi Hai.. ;-)

Sender:Farah Date:21-11-2016
Funny Sms

1st Aadmi: Ye "Khushiyan" Kiya Hoti Hen.??


2nd Aadmi: Pata Nahi Bhai,
,
Meri To Kam-Umer Me Hi Shadi Ho Gai Thi.. ;-)

Sender:naila Date:19-11-2016
Funny Sms

MOHABBAT Ke Raste Me Hr Waqt Dard MileGa,

Maine Socha..!!

Isi Raste Pr MEDICAL STORE Khol Lon

BOHT ChaleGa

0h My GOD Im So Intelligent

Sender:Saima Date:17-11-2016
Funny Sms

Boy to GOD:
Tumne Girls ko itna
Khubsurat Q banaya..?

GOD: Taki tum
Usse Pyar kr sako..

Boy: To Phir Tumne Usey
Akal kam Q di..??

GOD: Taki Wo Tumse Pyar kr sakay.. ;-)

Sender:maha Date:16-11-2016