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Funny Sms
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Sender:sehrish
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Date:06-05-2013
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This is a funny crime story:
five friends lived in a room.
mad
brain
nobody
fool
somebody.
one day somebody killed nobody. at that time brain was in bathroom. mad called police.
mad:hello police! somebody has killed nobody.
policeman: r u mad?
mad: yes i m mad.
policeman: you fool?
mad: no sir i m mad actually fool is busy in reading sms.
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Funny Sms
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Sender:sehrish
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Date:06-05-2013
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3 bachon wali aik bewa aurat nay 3 bachon walay shohar say shadi ki..
shadi k baad dono kay phr 3 bachay hogaye..
1 din ghar may bachon ki zabardast jang lag gai..
biwi nay shohar ko fone kiya: jaldi ghar ajayein apkay bachay aur meray bachay mil kar hamaray bachon ko maar rahay hain :D
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Funny Sms
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Sender:fida hussain
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Date:03-05-2013
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MURGA TO MURGI.
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I love u jaan.
main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon,
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MURGI:
haye Allah sachi,
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MURGA: haan
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MURGI:
chal phir aaj anda tu de=
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Funny Sms
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Sender:zfm.in
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Date:23-04-2013
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yahan shop band hain 50 ka load krwa dan.acha to nhi lag rha mgr
pehli dafa koi kam bola hai plz..
Sent:
18-April-2013
01 : 38:39 Pm
Massage centre
+92300000042
Msg frward kro jitna aa jay aap ki qismat or ap b kabhi adha sms parh lia kro....!
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Asif
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Date:09-04-2013
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Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Kamran
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Date:29-03-2013
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Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Rana Rehan
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Date:19-03-2013
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Sn: Ppa god news hai
Ppa: Kya?
Sn: Apko yd hai apne kha tha ke agr main Exm main pas hogya to mje 5000 denge.
Ppa: Hn.
Sn: Apke 5000 bach ge .
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Rana Rehan
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Date:19-03-2013
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Wife Wo Samne Sharabi dekh rahe ho Maine use 10 sal phle shadi se inkar kiya tha 0r wo aaj tak p raha hai
Husband:
ITNA Lammbba jashan .
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Rana Rehan
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Date:19-03-2013
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Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha?
Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Rana Rehan
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Date:19-03-2013
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Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy
Wah wah wah
Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy
Kisi aur se pyar krlo dafa kro usy
\(",)
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/ \ miti pao g!
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Rana Rehan
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Date:19-03-2013
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Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez
"APN0 KI JUDAI HY"
So
Plz
Roz Aik 2 sms kr dia kro"
(' , ')>
/) (
/ /Kal V halka Jya Bukhar hogya c.
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Mohsin ghambir
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Date:16-03-2013
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Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi aur Dawa Se
Ilaaj…?
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Ae Galib!
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Ishq Ka Rog Tha
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MAA ki Chappal se hi Aaram Aaya.
<(',')
((> ouch
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Mummy Mat Maro…:p
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Mohsin ghambir
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Date:16-03-2013
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Physics kitni Easy hoti agar?
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Agar
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‘Apple’ k jagah ‘Tree’ gir gaya hota!!!
To Newton hi mar jata!!!
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Mohsin ghambir
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Date:16-03-2013
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Dil ko sub se ziada Dard kab
hota hy?
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Jb pyar me dhoka
ho?
Nahi.
Jab exam me fail ho?
Nahi.
Jb koi qemti Cheez chori
ho jae?
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.Phr Kab Dil ko Dard hota hy?
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Jb mobile chargin pe lga kr jayen
OR
2 ghanty bad Aayen to charger hila
hua ho…
(‘.’)
<)(>
_/./_ As Peyu nu
Kinay Chaireya ey….
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Kashif
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Date:14-03-2013
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Q Udas Bethi Ho Kisi Sham Ki Tarha.
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Jharu pocha karlo
Mat betho Had haram ki Tarha
lovely msg f0r “Bekar” Girlz..
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Funny Sms
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Sender:sara
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Date:18-02-2013
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U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.
…
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Lubna
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Date:06-02-2013
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Dollars has increased to Rs. 96…
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Milk has increased to Rs. 70…
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Petrol has increased to Rs. 101… :’(
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Thanks God!
Passing Marks are still 33…
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Funny Sms
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Sender:betab
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Date:03-02-2013
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Kya lekar aye thay?
kya lekar jaoge …?
mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,
itne paise bacha kar kya..
MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Haris
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Date:29-01-2013
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Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Humera
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Date:21-01-2013
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Ankh0n mein jab kabhi tasveer aap ki aati hai.
Wahh..
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wahh..
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Astaghfar prh leti ho0n, tabiyat sambhal jaati hai…!!
;)
ab b0lo wah wah..
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