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Sender:Imad

Date:19-12-2014

Love - the quest
Marriage - the conquest
Divorce - the inquest!

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Sender:Tahir

Date:18-12-2014

New Funny Law

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action!


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Sender:Sirah

Date:17-12-2014

Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?
Pappu: Kiss
Teacher: How?
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss

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Sender:Tahir

Date:15-12-2014

Nurse: A beautiful dashing girl who holds your hand, looks into your eyes and still expects your pulse to be normal!

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Sender:Kami

Date:15-12-2014

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A girlfriend answers all your questions, a wife questions all your answers!

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Sender:Khan

Date:12-12-2014

A boy commented on his Facebook status - Happy New Year.
The girl wrote in comments - Same to you.
The boy edited the comment to - I love you!

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Sender:Imad

Date:11-12-2014

Great people talk about things.
Small people talk about other people.
And legends never talk -
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they send MESSAGES!

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Sender:Khan

Date:10-12-2014

Son: The marriage vows say "till death do us part", so we are not married in heaven?
Father: That's right son... because if we were still married, we'd be in hell!

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Sender:Khan

Date:10-12-2014

Unless you have 10 hrs of free time, never ask a woman
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"What's wrong?"

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Sender:Shahzaib

Date:05-12-2014

Rajinikanth: Hello I'm Rajinikanth.
Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai!
Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun?
Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai... Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera!

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Sender:Noman

Date:04-12-2014

The most hungry and sad moment:
When you're sitting in the examination hall, feeling hungry,
And then the invigilator is served hot "tea with samosas"!

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Sender:Bushra

Date:04-12-2014

Awesome message by a true boyfriend: She broke my heart, I broke her,
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iPhone 6
Baaki Khud Hisaab Laga Lo, Kaun Zyada Roya Hoga!

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Sender:Noman

Date:02-12-2014

Give me some Sunshin;
Give me some Rain.
Give me another Girlfriend;
I am single once again!

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Sender:Bushra

Date:02-12-2014

A husband and wife were arguing over some issue.
After heated arguments for a long time, wife finally said: Tell me dear, do you want to win or do you want to be happy?
Argument ended!

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Sender:Sarim

Date:02-12-2014

Dear Boys,
Kitchen has 'He' in it.
So stop giving your stupid logic to start learning cooking immediately.
Sincerely,
Girls!

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Sender:Shahzaib

Date:01-12-2014

Ultimate Ecstasy:
Pulling out a winter coat and going through the pockets and finding 1000 bucks!

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Sender:Bushra

Date:28-11-2014

Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?
Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?
Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?

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Sender:Bushra

Date:26-11-2014

2 days before the exam, they refer to foreign Authors;
1 day before exam, they refer to local Authors;
On the day of exam, they are the Authors!

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Sender:haroon

Date:26-11-2014

The only person who looks good in a group photo is the one who uploads it!

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Sender:Noman

Date:25-11-2014

A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby's illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.

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