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My neighbors loved the music so much that when I turned it up, they invited the police to listen.

Sender:Shaam Date:27-08-2015
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If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER. Feel the difference

Sender:Haroon Date:26-08-2015
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I've been married for thirty years and buying diamonds for the same woman - and I'm still in love with her.
If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me !

Sender:Shaam Date:25-08-2015
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Special request to all those who call their partners "My Baby", "My Bachha" etc. etc.
Next Sunday don't forget to give them 2 drops of polio!

Sender:Aslam Date:22-08-2015
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Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

Sender:Anaia Date:21-08-2015
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To all my 40+ (forty plus) friends:
We are unique and the most understanding generation, because we are the last generation who listened to our parents; and also the first which have to listen to their children.
We are not special... but LIMITED EDITION!

Sender:Anaia Date:20-08-2015
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A beautiful girl who was staying in a hotel, puts her finger on hotel manager’s lips…
Manager smiles, kisses and licks each finger one by one.
Girl: Do you like it?
Manager: Oh yeah.
Girl: Now go and tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet.
The best way to express customer complaint

Sender:Rehan Date:19-08-2015
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Dear Mario,
I wasted my childhood trying to save your owe me!

Sender:Abdullah Date:18-08-2015
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Santa: I'm going to watch 'Mission Impossible' tonight.
Banta: On cable or at theatre?
Santa: No no, not the film, my wife bought a slim fit jeans and she is going to try it!

Sender:Anum Date:18-08-2015
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The only mistake for which people are congratulated is 'Marriage'!

Sender:Irfan Date:17-08-2015
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Love started with eyes, Grew with gifts, ended with tears.

Love starts from cellphone, Grows with messages and Ends with - "The number your calling is currently busy please try again later"!

Sender:Asad Date:11-08-2015
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There are two types of People on Facebook.
Lucky: Jinko Crush Ki Request Aati Hai,
Unlucky: Jinko Sirf Candy Crush Ki Request Aati Hai!

Sender:Danish Date:10-08-2015
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Papu went to a hotel.
After eating he went to wash his hands, but started washing the basin.
Manager: What are you doing?
Pappu : You have written here "Wash Basin".

Sender:Danish Date:07-08-2015
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Boss: So tell me young man, on what all occasions have you realized that you have importance in company and company cannot function without you?
Employee: Sir, whenever I asked for a leave.

Sender:Aleem Date:06-08-2015
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There are two type of studies:

1 - hard subjects which Cannot be studied.
2 - easy subject that Doesn't need to be studied

Sender:lee Date:05-08-2015
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Height of addiction:
In a school form, when a student asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "WhatsApp"!

Sender:Anum Date:04-08-2015
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I just met your duplicate.
I swear it was you, I even called your name…
you ignored me and continued to eat Banana and swing on the Tree..

Sender:Rehan Date:03-08-2015
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Serious Conversation with Funny Answers:
1. Principal:” Are You Chewing Gum.. ???
Student:” No, I’m Human Being..
2. Wife:” We Are Having Mother For Dinner Tonight..
Husband:” But Darling, I’m Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat Her..??
3. Will These Stairs Take Me To The 2nd Floor.. ??
No, You’ll Have To Walk As Well..!!!
4. Girl:” I Have Changed My Mind..!!
Boy:” Thank God, But Does The New One Works

Sender:Eman Date:31-07-2015
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After an accident,
A v.angry Banta : I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no.

Santa Banta Funny Jokes

Sender:Sarim Date:30-07-2015
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My teachers always told me that
if I didn’t study hard enough
I’d end up working at McDonalds.

Well I proved them wrong,
I got a job at KFC today.

Sender:Nazim Date:30-07-2015