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Sender:Hamza Ali

Date:29-01-2015

Husband: can you b da moon of my Life?
Wife: Awww Yes darling..!
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Husband: Hmmm great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Meee

Funny Sms


Sender:Hamza Ali

Date:28-01-2015

When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun.
And not the school!


Funny Sms


Sender:Rohan

Date:28-01-2015

What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
A: Lazy bones!

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Sender:Shan

Date:27-01-2015

What do you Call a Female Who Never Laughs?
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"HASINA" :-)

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Sender:Shan

Date:26-01-2015

18 year old boy: Will you marry me?
18 year old girl: Get lost! No!
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5 year old boy: Will you marry me?
18 year old girl: OMG! He's so cute... yes yes I will!

Age does matter

Funny Sms


Sender:Osama

Date:23-01-2015

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Funny Sms


Sender:Aamir

Date:23-01-2015

I will be forever in your debt if you would just loan me one million US Dollars!

Funny Sms


Sender:Kinza

Date:22-01-2015

What's the difference between:

1. Boyfriend
2. Lover
3. Husband
4. Ex Boyfriend

Very Simple, Yaar

1. Prepaid
2. Postpaid
3. Lifetime
4. Coin box!

Funny Sms


Sender:Haroon

Date:22-01-2015

I'm a female:
Fe = Iron
Male = Man
Therefore I am an Iron Man!

Funny Sms


Sender:maheel

Date:21-01-2015

Things men do that upset women:
1. Lie
2. Not talk
3. Be honest
4. Talk too much
5. Not show emotions
6. Be too emotional
7. Breathe!

Funny Sms


Sender:Haroon

Date:20-01-2015

Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.
Advocate asks his client, "Why? Only last month you got the divorce."
Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!

Funny Sms


Sender:Ismail

Date:19-01-2015

Wife: How long have you been sleeping?
Husband: Ever since I got married!

Funny Sms


Sender:Mirza

Date:17-01-2015

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice - Damn... you are good!

Funny Sms


Sender:Rahim

Date:16-01-2015

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"
I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

Funny Sms


Sender:Kashif

Date:16-01-2015

I cried when I failed in 2 Subjects;
But I laughed when I came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects!

Funny Sms


Sender:Kashif

Date:15-01-2015

Cute things to call your girlfriend:
1. Sugar
2. Honey
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3. Flour
4. Egg
6. 1/2 cup butter
7. Stir
8. Pour into pan
9. Preheat Oven to 325°
10. Bake till golden brown

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Sender:Kashif

Date:15-01-2015

A man is born without ailments. All the ills are acquired by smoking, drinking and logging into Facebook!

Funny Sms


Sender:Shan

Date:14-01-2015

Girl: Phone Beeps

Wow !! My sweetheart texted me

Boys: Phone Beeps

Wow !! My darling texted me.

Me: Phone Beeps

Wow!! network service texted me

Funny Sms


Sender:Shabir

Date:14-01-2015

The past of eat is ate and

The future of ate is weight

And the most funny part is

that people realize it when

it is to late

Funny Sms


Sender:Imad

Date:14-01-2015

Son: Mom, U said that we are created by God

and Dad said that we have evolved from

monkeys, Which is true?

Mom: I told U about my side of the family

and he told about his side of the family.

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