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Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.

Sender:Nehal Date:10-10-2015
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Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.

Sender:Nehal Date:09-10-2015
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Who Says, 'Nothing is Impossible.'?
From past few days I am doing nothing and trust me it is possible!

Sender:Kushal Date:08-10-2015
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7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
3-School Life
6-Sms Pakage


7. Toilet Mai Pani

Sender:Hamza Date:07-10-2015
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A small boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriend's name on his hand
After a minute he started crying loudly...
No..!! Then???..

Spelling mistake..!! :O

Sender:Suhail Date:06-10-2015
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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
still he was in jail.......why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Sender:Ammar Date:05-10-2015
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If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think that u r a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before

Sender:Sahir Date:03-10-2015
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Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:”DADDY “

Sender:Nehal Date:02-10-2015
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After knee surgery Doctor advised Santa, "For a few days you will have to use a walker."
Santa: No problem Doctor. Will 'Johnny Walker' be okay?

Sender:Hamza Date:01-10-2015
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Girl: What is the price of Galaxy Grand?
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG!
Girl: And IPhone?
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG + OMG

Sender:Amir Date:30-09-2015
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Women fall in love by what they hear.
Men fall in love by what they see.
That's why women wear makeup and men lie.

Sender:Haroon Date:30-09-2015
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Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho

Sender:Haroon Date:29-09-2015
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A man's wife was in ICU.
Doctors did their best but she was not responding.
Doctor said to husband, "We are sorry. Everything is in God's hand now."
Husband was inconsolable and was kept saying, "She is hardly 40".
An almost inaudible voice from wife's bed said, "37"!

Sender:Tahir Date:28-09-2015
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Tobacco, Weed, Beer and Whiskey are all made from plants...
I think I might be a vegetarian!

Sender:Arsalan Date:28-09-2015
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Live, Laugh, Love
If that doesn't work,
Load, Aim and Fire

Sender:Ali Date:28-09-2015
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Mom: Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota baithne ke liye hota hai
Son: Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k liye nahi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai..


Ek chappl aur padi..

Sender:Ali Date:22-09-2015
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

Sender:Nasir Date:21-09-2015
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Two girls were talking
Girl 1: Do you have Whatsapp?
Girl 2: No
Girl 1: Twitter?
Girl 2: No
Girl 1: Facebook?
Girl 2: No
Girl 1: Then what do you have?
Girl 2: A LIFE!!
Girl 1: Great! I need 1 for Candy Crush!

Sender:Nasir Date:19-09-2015
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Johnny Johnny... Yes Papa!
Corporate Job... Yes Papa!
Lots of Tension... Yes Papa!
Too Much Work... Yes Papa!
Family Life... No Papa!
BP Sugar... High Papa!
Yearly Bonus... Joke Papa!
Annual Pay... Low Papa!
Personal Life... Lost Papa!
Promotion Incentive... HaHaHa!

Sender:Sameer Date:18-09-2015
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At Gym
Guy 1: I lost 5kg in two months.
Guy 2: I lost 10 kg in two months.
Santa: I lost 45 kg in a day.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: Oh wow, but how?
Santa: Lost my baggage at Airport!

Sender:Samad Date:18-09-2015