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Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!

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Single is not a status.
It's a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others!

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Chor yaar tunay koun sa Amal
karna he :-

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Sender:Samir Ayob


However high the sky may be.
However wide the river may be.
However strong the wind may be.
Just remember,

it's none of your business!

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A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's because She changes it more often.

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Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!

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Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.
Wife: Jao, Ja Kar Bartan Saaf Kar Do.
Husband: Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun, Pagli!

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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The Selfie Cycle:
Take Selfie
Examine Selfie
Get Self Conscious
Erase Selfie
Take Selfie

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Wife: I' m going up-town this afternoon.
Hubby: Shopping?
Wife: No, I won't have time. I just want to get some things I need!

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The original Ebola was African that went to Pakistan and got mutated.
Isne Bola
Usne Bola
Kyon Bola
Kaise Bola
Kahan Bola
Kab Bola
Tu Bola
Wo Bola
Main Nahi Bola
Yeh Bola

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For my wife's birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called 'Ample'.
I just hope she doesn't notice where I scraped off the 'S'!

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Sender:Zamar Khan


Love is a matter of chance;
Matrimony a matter of money;
And divorce a matter of course!

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Son: papa kal school main ek

small get together hai. Chaloge?

Father: Small get together kya hota hai?

Son: Only you me and principa

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Friendship rules

No drama

No excuse

No sorry

No thanx

Don't say I'm busy

Just always say

yar hukm kar tere leye jan B hazir hy

deni nhi wo alag bat hy.:-D:p

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I saved Rs.40000 on Flipkart...
As all items which I wanted to buy were out of stock!

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Think twice before you speak... you'd be able to say something more Insulting!

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Sender:Ubaid Qadri


Tarot Cards Reader: You wish to know about your future husband?
Lady: No. I simply wish to know about the past of my present husband for future use!

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When you fall down while your iPhone 6 is in your pocket and you hear a crack, your first prayer is: "Lord, please let that be my leg!"

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love is like a forest where brave tigers are killed by the beautiful eyes of deers...

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