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Sender:Salman

Date:27-04-2015

Let's learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore "Terms & Conditions" of any software!

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Sender:KAmran

Date:24-04-2015

Santa: This report card should be underwater!
Pappu: Because It's so wet?
Santa: No, because it's below 'C' level!


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Sender:Jani

Date:23-04-2015

Employee: I want Hike.
Boss: Install it from 'Play Store'.

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Sender:Jani

Date:22-04-2015

3 mistakes of everyone's life:
Twitter
Whatsapp
Facebook

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Sender:Panchi

Date:22-04-2015

HR Head addressing employees:
This year too, increments will be as per the Bell Curve.
One of the Employees: What is that?
HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi, "Ghanta Milega!"

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Sender:Momo

Date:21-04-2015

I just want to sit down and watch a nice movie with a girlfriend.
Can anyone recommend...
.
.
His nice girlfriend?

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Sender:Ali

Date:21-04-2015

Math: Only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why!

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Sender:Akram

Date:20-04-2015

I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly!

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Sender:Ashmat

Date:20-04-2015

Short & Sharp:
Wife: I Love You!
Husband: Come to the point!

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Sender:Adham

Date:17-04-2015

I went to a yoga class today and the instructor told me to only do what I felt comfortable doing and then she gave me a yoga mat.
So I took a nap!

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Sender:Taha

Date:16-04-2015

How I use my phone:
40% to use Whatsapp.
35% to use Facebook.
10% to take Photos.
8% to play Games.
5% check the Time.
2% to actually Calls.

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Sender:Ali

Date:15-04-2015

Dedicated to all Women:
Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think -
Damn, he is so lucky!

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Sender:Ali

Date:14-04-2015

Heart Melting Lines
If You Are In Tears
Without Any Reason Then..

Then..
Then Somebody Is Peeling Onion Near You….

Don’t Over Imagine…

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Sender:Irfan

Date:13-04-2015

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

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Sender:Ali

Date:10-04-2015

What is the true meaning of Study?
S - Sleeping
T - Talking
U - Unlimited Messaging
D - Dreaming
Y - Yaani ke mast life
SO carry on with your study!

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Sender:Irfan

Date:09-04-2015

Boy: I love you.
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
Boy: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!

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Sender:Arif

Date:08-04-2015

Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p

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Sender:Ali

Date:07-04-2015

I'm having some vision trouble today. I can't see myself doing anything!

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Sender:Omar

Date:07-04-2015

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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Sender:Omar

Date:06-04-2015

A new study shows that Diarrhoea is hereditary... it runs in your Jeans!

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