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Sender:Umair

Date:23-04-2014

College ke peeche nadi me Principle Doob rha tha. Pappu ne dekha aur zor-zor se
chillate hue bhaaga. . .
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kal chhutti hai
kal chhutti hai. . . kal chhutti hai
kal chhutti hai

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Sender:Taji

Date:22-04-2014

Friend 1: what did the volcano say
to the other volcano?
Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate
objects that do not possess the ability
to speak
Friend 1: You killed it.


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Sender:Hassam

Date:21-04-2014

When husband breaks a glass.
Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break the house... just break everything!
And when wife breaks a glass.
Wife: Who kept this glass here?

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Sender:Tooba Aamir

Date:18-04-2014

never stand too much in front of mirror bcoz mirror will be jealous of u coz u r soo cute and nice!!!

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Sender:Jibran

Date:18-04-2014

Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..

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Sender:Obaid

Date:17-04-2014

"Ishq Ke Baad M¡lta Ha¡ S¡rf Ek H¡ Sukoon,

IN'NA-LILLAHI-WA IN'NA-ILAIHE-RAAJIOON.."

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Sender:Saba Shehzad

Date:16-04-2014

Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?
Umar Gul

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Sender:Rayan

Date:15-04-2014

"Bahu: Babu jee, I'm going to Mall with my friends.
Alok Nath: OK... but take my Sanskar.
Bahu: Abb Bass Bhi Kijiye.
Alok Nath: I said... take my ""Son's Car""!"

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Sender:Dil Jala

Date:14-04-2014

Sometimes... I think
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Sometimes... I don't!
Aisa hi Chalta hai Mera. Koi fix Nahi hai...

Funny Sms


Sender:Imran

Date:14-04-2014

"So Ladies and Gentlemen
Ap logon ke BharPur Taliyon Mein
Tashreef La rahi hain
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Garymiyaaaaaaan !!! "

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Sender:Ali

Date:11-04-2014

"We should love, not fall in love.
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B’coz everything that falls, gets broken. "

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Sender:Umair

Date:09-04-2014

I didn't go to the gym yesterday. But the cashier who served me at McDonalds was named Jim. So... same thing!

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Sender:Ayesha

Date:08-04-2014

"I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying;
But right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!"

Funny Sms


Sender:Tahir

Date:07-04-2014

"If A Person Loves You
Always Be Thankful To That Person

Know Why ? ? ?

B'coz There Maybe A Lot Of People Who Love That Person More Than You
But That Person Choose Only You Over Everyone Else.."

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Sender:Obaid

Date:04-04-2014

Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"
Wife: No.
Husband was completely surprised!
Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!

Funny Sms


Sender:Obaid

Date:02-04-2014

Ultimate Insult:

A Boy texts a girl.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: Hi! What are you doing?
Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world.
Girl: Aww How cute!
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Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I'm texting you!

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Sender:Syed Imran Abbad

Date:01-04-2014

Ladkiyan Itna Kam Kyu Bolti Hain?
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Niche Kya Dhundh Rahe Ho Joke Toh Uppar Hai!

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Sender:Sasiramdas

Date:31-03-2014

If you earn your bread well, there will always be people around you to apply butter!

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Sender:Shan

Date:31-03-2014

Why do you think I SMS you so much? Is it because:
I care for you?
Or I miss you?
Or I love you?
Or I need you?
It's because I need an idle person for time pass!

Funny Sms


Sender:Pandy Jee

Date:27-03-2014

Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a color printer!

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