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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.
Banta: When you come in at night?
Santa: No, when I want to go out!

Sender:Amir Date:17-03-2015
Funny Sms

Five things that make Man happy:
1. Buy 1 Get 1 Free
2. Flat 50% off
3. Tatkal ticket confirmation
4. Winning cricket match
5. Wife not at home

Sender:Umer Date:17-03-2015
Funny Sms

Friend 1: Bhai Aaj Facebook Ne Bachha Liya.
Friend 2: Kaise?
Friend 1: Aaj Meri Biwi Ka Birthday Tha!

Sender:Umer Date:16-03-2015
Funny Sms

Banker: So you wish to open a joint account with your husband. What kind?
Lady: Oh, just a deposit account for him- checking for me!

Sender:Amir Date:16-03-2015
Funny Sms

Weekend Special:
Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays.
Husband: Good idea! I will see you on Monday!

Sender:Amir Date:13-03-2015
Funny Sms

Whats d height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holding d question paper in hand
n telling Ur self
“dude,don’t worry.
Exams will get postponed!”

Sender:Poja Date:12-03-2015
Funny Sms

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya
dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi
admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye
2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

Sender:yasir Date:11-03-2015
Funny Sms

Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased.
Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!

Sender:khan Date:10-03-2015
Funny Sms

Newly married husband: But you promised at the altar to obey me.
Wife: Of course. I didn't want to make a scene!

Sender:Umer Date:09-03-2015
Funny Sms

There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married.
Think different, do different!

Sender:Yasir Date:06-03-2015
Funny Sms

Every class has that one student who is loved by all the teachers;
And is...
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equally hated by all the students!

Sender:Poja Date:05-03-2015
Funny Sms

Mother: Till what time have you been sleeping?
Kid: Till the time you didn't wake me up!

Sender:Umer Date:04-03-2015
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Sender:Taha Date:03-03-2015
Funny Sms

Biology says - CELL is the fundamental unit of life.
And our generation has taken it too seriously!

Sender:Ali Date:02-03-2015
Funny Sms

Dieting

Exercise
Exercis
Exerci
Exerc
Exer
Exe
Ex
Extra
Extra Fr
Extra Fries

Sender:Ali Date:28-02-2015
Funny Sms

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

Sender:Ali Date:27-02-2015
Funny Sms

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Sender:Sila Date:26-02-2015
Funny Sms

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer : what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

Sender:Sami Date:25-02-2015
Funny Sms

Man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Sender:Hamza Date:24-02-2015
Funny Sms

Moments in the life of a HOUSEWIFE:
Most irritating moments - Morning alarms
Most difficult task - To decide menu for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
Most dreadful journey - Way to the Kitchen
Most lovely time - Friends, Music and when kids are at school
Most tragic news - Maid is on holiday
Most wonderful news - When weighing machine says, workout is really working.
Most happy moment - Cash in hand for shopping!

Sender:Khan Date:23-02-2015