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Funny Sms Messages

Funny SMS – Smiling takes less effort then frowning. No matter how many hardships you face and how many hurdles you come across, always choose to stay calm and try to rejoice your mood. Funny SMS is such an initiative that helps you smile and laugh. Writing and sharing funny SMS among your friends makes it easier for them to forget their pain and rejoice their moods. You can send funny SMS jokes, funny SMS quotes, funny SMS message, funny SMS stories etc that can rejoice the mood. We want you to keep smiling, for this we have brought you the best collection of Funny SMS. People like to deliver Funny SMS jokes to communicate with the intention of being laughed or fun.

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Funny Sms

Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one
Break their bones, they have 206

Sender:Yasir Date:15-09-2015
Funny Sms

Gabbar : Ye Haath Mujhy de de Thakur.


Thakur : Lele! Mere haath le le,

Basanti k bhi lele,

Jay Veeru k bhi lele,

Octopus Ban ja ..


Gabbar : Tu To Emotional ho gaya Paglay...;-p

Sender:Jamal Date:14-09-2015
Funny Sms

Apple is the new Onion of the generation
Onion Katne pe Bhi Rona Aata Hai,
Apple Ka Phone Girne Pe Bhi Rona Aata Hai!

Sender:Nasir Date:14-09-2015
Funny Sms

SAnta: I have changed my mind.
Banta: Naya Wala Kaam Kar Raha Hai Na?

Sender:Nasir Date:14-09-2015
Funny Sms

Girl to her Brother : What R U going to

Gift Grand Mother on Her Birthday??


Boy : A Foot Ball.


Girl : But She don't Play Foot ball?


Boy ; At My Birthday She Gave Me Books....;-0 ;-D

Sender:Samad Date:12-09-2015
Funny Sms

Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)

Sender:Zishan Date:11-09-2015
Funny Sms

What is Pyaar?
A group of friends sitting in a bar with a drink in hand and saying "P" "Yaar".

Sender:Ali Date:10-09-2015
Funny Sms

Son: Dad I got punished in school today.
Dad: Why?
Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me.
Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot”
I Just asked “which end”…?

Sender:Raza Date:09-09-2015
Funny Sms

Men are nice people. It's proven by Friendship Day survey results.
88% wives hate their husband's friends;
Whereas 98% husbands love their wife's friends!

Sender:Beenish Date:08-09-2015
Funny Sms

Every husband gets a wireless net connection by default, it is called,
.
.
.
WifeEye!

Sender:Ali Date:07-09-2015
Funny Sms

Girls who marry for money and guys who marry for beauty are equally robbed in the end.

Sender:Kabir Date:04-09-2015
Funny Sms

Kuch Cheezen Khatam Hone Par Bahut Dukh Deti Hai..
Dosti
Pyaar
Vacations
Internet Pack
Last Wala Toh Rula Hi Deta Hai!!

Sender:Maham Date:03-09-2015
Funny Sms

I feel a sense of relief when I see my maid in the morning... that is why she is called "Calm Wali`!
~ Housewife

Sender:Ali Date:02-09-2015
Funny Sms

Dealing with idiots is like soccer.
You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!

Sender:Aiza Date:02-09-2015
Funny Sms

The past of eat is ate;
Th future of ate is weight;
And the most funny part is that people realize it when it's too late!

Sender:faizan Date:31-08-2015
Funny Sms

My neighbors loved the music so much that when I turned it up, they invited the police to listen.

Sender:Shaam Date:27-08-2015
Funny Sms

If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER. Feel the difference

Sender:Haroon Date:26-08-2015
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I've been married for thirty years and buying diamonds for the same woman - and I'm still in love with her.
If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me !

Sender:Shaam Date:25-08-2015
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Special request to all those who call their partners "My Baby", "My Bachha" etc. etc.
Next Sunday don't forget to give them 2 drops of polio!

Sender:Aslam Date:22-08-2015
Funny Sms

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

Sender:Anaia Date:21-08-2015