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Sender:Hafeez

Date:20-09-2012

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

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Sender:mubashir

Date:18-09-2012

Effect of loadshedding on Romantic Life wife : janu... Ik gal kavaan ???......Husband: Nai rehn dey. Naaley thora parey ho k beh :D


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Sender:Rashid Lateef

Date:04-09-2012

3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey. Ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala, Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr Jany Wala.” Or Tesra“Misbah-Ul-Haq” (Funny misbah ul haq sms joke Tuk tuk)

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Sender:Ahmed Arif

Date:28-08-2012

The awkward moment when ;)

when your friend is arguing with their
parents &

their parents turns towards you
and asks

"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz....

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Sender:Danish Afzal

Date:25-08-2012

1 Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri Makkhi ne kaha, “Wah! kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
‘Pehli Makkhi boli,’ “Nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai…

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Sender:Rashid Lateef

Date:23-08-2012

Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain...

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Sender:Shahid Iqbal

Date:18-08-2012

Friend 1: what did the volcano say
to the other volcano?
Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate
objects that do not possess the ability
to speak
Friend 1: You killed it.

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Sender:Danish Afzal

Date:17-08-2012

Truth:
Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitni
uske voter-id-card ‘me hoti h!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Or itni sunder b nhi hoti jitni
Facebook ki profile ‘me hoti h.

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Sender:Imran Kazmi

Date:07-08-2012

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

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Sender:Umer Malik

Date:26-07-2012

Dedicated To All Engineering Students
............
just imagine

u r alone in a dense forest its night a fearful wind blows and
u find a ghostly old building there of 15 feet tall with fearful heart u
approach near the building suddenly a dead body falls on u and a great light fills
on the building then
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
draw the 1,front view
2.top view
3.side view of the building
and also discuss the parabolic path covered
by the dead body. :-)

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Sender:hassan ktk

Date:20-07-2012

Shytaan nay aaj foon kar kay muj say kaha keh kisi nayk ensaan ka number do keh os ko tang karoo....
main nay tumhara number dia to hyraan ho kar bola
pagal
marwaayega kia?
ye to hamaray chairman saheb ka number hay.

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Sender:Haroon

Date:17-07-2012

Beta: papa aaj meri girlfrind ka birthday ha. Use kya du... Papa:dekhna me kaisi hai?? Beta:mast hai.... Papa:mera number de da..........

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Sender:Sam

Date:12-07-2012

Qarz Dosti ka
ada kon kare ga?

Dost na ho to
Dosti kon kare ga?

Ay KHUDA Mere
Doston ko
salamat rkhna
wrna Meri Shadi me
Dance kon kare ga;

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"Geo Mere dosto.

dhinka chika dhinka chika
Hy hy hy.

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Sender:Sam

Date:12-07-2012

Faraz Apni Wife Se;
Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se"

Wah Wah

Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se

Agar tu kapre dhoye tameez se

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Sender:Shahzaib

Date:02-07-2012

aap kitnay achay hain
aap kitnay piyaray hain
app lagtay hum ko chand sitaray hain

aap hum ko jan say bhi piyaray hain
aur ek ham hain

jo kab say jhoot bolay ja rahain hain

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Sender:Hina

Date:25-06-2012

Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h,

Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!

Uska khun garam hoga.

Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h.

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Sender:Hammad

Date:18-06-2012

Question:
Why most of the engineering students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.

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Sender:Faiza

Date:12-06-2012

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”

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Sender:Kashif

Date:08-06-2012

Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree..
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked
"What Was That?"

2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
.
.
.
Fast Food :p

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Sender:Raja Majid

Date:05-06-2012

Zinda Hea Meri Lash Teri Chahat Ki Qabr Me
Bs Aur Tu Sb Thek Ha Pr Bejli Nhi Aati

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