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Sender:Noman

Date:10-12-2013

Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.

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Sender:Asif

Date:06-12-2013

Attachment is not whn two people chat day or night..
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Instead its that File which we attach with the emails.
Yaar hadd hogayi. Zaroori nahi har post emotional ho.


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Sender:Haris

Date:04-12-2013

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife

Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife

CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife

Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife

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Sender:Noman

Date:02-12-2013

I Found Aaladin’s Lamp
I Asked Him to Increase
Your Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed & told
Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !

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Sender:Kabeer

Date:02-12-2013

Teacher: Shadi k waqt DULHEY ko ghorey par Q bithaya jata hai..? Student: Last warning di jati hai k.. Abhi B waqt hai BHAAG ja…

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Sender:murad ali

Date:02-12-2013

¤smiling is best medicene but a person smile without reason need medicene¤

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Sender:Kashif

Date:29-11-2013

Mathematics and Women r similar
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They both are complicated but……
Maths is better since it has Logic at least….

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Sender:Faisal

Date:26-11-2013

Funny funny
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.Ns Ab NeacHe kYa Dekh Rahe ho Idiotzz...hahahaha

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Sender:Noman

Date:26-11-2013

In the exam hall.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that, “formulas must be in finger tips”.

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Sender:Asif

Date:25-11-2013

One minute without frnds is equal to
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60 seconds..
No need to bo emotional everytime

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Sender:Faraz

Date:23-11-2013

The minimum Area with maximum
decoration is called
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” Girl’s Face ”..:P

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Sender:Kamran

Date:21-11-2013

Dad – Dear, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son – no way..
Dad – She is the daughter of world’s richest man.
Son – then its done.
Then his dad goes to that richest man..
Dad – I want your daughter to marry my son.
Rich man – nope
Dad: He is the COO of world bank.
Rich man – then its done.
Then Dad again goes to president of bank.
He asked – appoint my son the COO of the world bank.
Him – Never
Dad: – He is the son in law of World’s richest man.
Him – then its fine.
Smartness.!

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Sender:Imran

Date:20-11-2013

Teacher:
Which is the best month to study?
Student:
Octembruary.
Teacher:
Don’t be silly, There is no such month
Student:
Exactly…..:)

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Sender:Ashiq Ali Baloch

Date:17-11-2013

Aek chor kisi ke gar me guss gaya or idar uddar deka usy kuch bi nai mila(mislan sona chandi wagera)
Pir us ne malik ko utaya or bola sona kahan hai
Chonke malik sai tarah uta nai ta adi neend metha us ne bola
Poora gar kali para hai jahan bi chao sojao.

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Sender:Faraz

Date:16-11-2013

Finally, I told my parents that I want a
Blackberry or An Apple
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“Ghar mein Mosambi hai, pehle woh
kha”..:P:P

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Sender:ilyas jutt

Date:14-11-2013

ufff sardi”
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Jab Upr Likha hai k sardi Hai to Neechay Konsa Heater Laga Hy Jo Dekh Rhay Ho....??
Winter ki pehli bezti mubark ho... P

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Sender:sweety

Date:13-11-2013

SAWAL
Kuch B Ho

JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho

ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho

AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho

GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho

PYAR
Tum Hi Ho

KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho
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Yani k saray Fsaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
('-')
<) )>
_//_
Main to masoom hon..?8-)

Funny Sms


Sender:Alishba

Date:13-11-2013

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing....

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Sender:Asif

Date:11-11-2013

Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart
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Boy: U should add 1 more thing
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Girl : What??….
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.Boy: Photoshop on your face..:P:P

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Sender:KIRAN SHINDE

Date:09-11-2013

Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar
rahe
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Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache
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kaha,
hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..?
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Socho,
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read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arre yaar,
Bache hai kuch bhi bolte rehte hai.
Tum Tension mat lo :-D

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