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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

Boy explaining computer problem to girl on phone :
Boy: my computr pe rightclick kr…
Girl: kia..fir.. 😒
Boy: ab manage pe click kr or device manager khol..
Girl: achha fir 😰😰
Boy: ab upr dekh, kya hai!
Girl: pankha

Sender:Ysir Date:18-07-2015
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Saala Phone Ki Bhi Setting Hai
Par Meri Nahi! :P

Sender:Aleem Date:16-07-2015
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I am so single that for me GF means grandfather!

Sender:Asad Date:15-07-2015
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Teacher - ye kis ke signature h..? "@@@@"
Boy - meri mummy ke...!
Teacher - kya name h tumhari mummy ka..?
Boy- jalebi bai "@@@@"

Sender:Anum Date:15-07-2015
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Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?
Wife : Mall me gai thi, shopping karane.
H : Kya kya liya?
W : Ek hair band aur 45 selfies

Sender:Aleem Date:14-07-2015
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Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai.
Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata?
Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!

Sender:Nazim Date:13-07-2015
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My Life Is Running On A Simple Principle
"Allah Ke Bharose"

Sender:Anum Date:10-07-2015
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A very caring sentence written on the T-shirt of a girl walking on the road:
"You are not looking at the road, please be careful..

Sender:Qasim Date:09-07-2015
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I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo.

Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
week !!

Sender:Nazim Date:09-07-2015
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From a Heart Surgeon's diary:
Anxious patients and their dear ones always ask me a lot of odd questions.
Today the wife of one of my by-pass patients' made me speechless.
She asked me, "Doctor, did you find any other woman in his heart?"

Sender:Anum Date:08-07-2015
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Dedicated to all married couples:
Arranged Marriage is like a Lottery.
Lag Gayi Toh Lag Gayi;
Warna Lag Gayi!

Sender:Danish Munir Date:07-07-2015
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When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

Sender:Danish Date:07-07-2015
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Miss: AGar tumhare pas 2 Apple
hai aor tumhare ghar 3 mehman
aa jaye Tu tum kia karogy Student :
Unke jane ka intezar

Sender:Eman Date:06-07-2015
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Q: What is Light?
Ans:Light is sister of
WAPDA and has
loose character,she
without telling
anyone,even at

toba toba

Sender:Eman Date:06-07-2015
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Why love marriage
is better than arranged???

Sender:Danish Date:02-07-2015
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The best part about summer is you can cancel all plans just by saying,
"Bahut Garmi Hai, Yaar!"

Sender:Umar Date:01-07-2015
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There are two types of broken people:
1. Who cry alone in darkness.
2. Who cry on Facebook with 100 others!

Sender:Anum Date:30-06-2015
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Newton's Law of Sunday:
A body at rest will continue to be at rest... until the wife notices and finds some work for him!

Sender:dEDE Date:29-06-2015
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What is difference between Problem and Talent?
2 boys love 1 girl = Problem
1 boy love 2 girls = Talent!

Sender:Abdullah Date:25-06-2015
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Unbelievable Fact:
Many people do not know but you can actually watch a movie or go to a GYM without updating it on Facebook!

Sender:dEDE Date:25-06-2015