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Funny Sms


Sender:sehrish

Date:06-05-2013

3 bachon wali aik bewa aurat nay 3 bachon walay shohar say shadi ki..
shadi k baad dono kay phr 3 bachay hogaye..
1 din ghar may bachon ki zabardast jang lag gai..
biwi nay shohar ko fone kiya: jaldi ghar ajayein apkay bachay aur meray bachay mil kar hamaray bachon ko maar rahay hain :D

Funny Sms


Sender:fida hussain

Date:03-05-2013

MURGA TO MURGI.
.
I love u jaan.
main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon,
.
MURGI:
haye Allah sachi,
.
MURGA: haan
.
MURGI:
chal phir aaj anda tu de=


Funny Sms


Sender:zfm.in

Date:23-04-2013

yahan shop band hain 50 ka load krwa dan.acha to nhi lag rha mgr
pehli dafa koi kam bola hai plz..

Sent:
18-April-2013
01 : 38:39 Pm
Massage centre
+92300000042

Msg frward kro jitna aa jay aap ki qismat or ap b kabhi adha sms parh lia kro....!

Funny Sms


Sender:Asif

Date:09-04-2013

Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..

Funny Sms


Sender:Kamran

Date:29-03-2013

Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

Funny Sms


Sender:Rana Rehan

Date:19-03-2013

Sn: Ppa god news hai
Ppa: Kya?
Sn: Apko yd hai apne kha tha ke agr main Exm main pas hogya to mje 5000 denge.
Ppa: Hn.
Sn: Apke 5000 bach ge .

Funny Sms


Sender:Rana Rehan

Date:19-03-2013

Wife Wo Samne Sharabi dekh rahe ho Maine use 10 sal phle shadi se inkar kiya tha 0r wo aaj tak p raha hai



Husband:
ITNA Lammbba jashan .

Funny Sms


Sender:Rana Rehan

Date:19-03-2013

Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha?

Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .

Funny Sms


Sender:Rana Rehan

Date:19-03-2013

Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy

Wah wah wah


Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy





Kisi aur se pyar krlo dafa kro usy
\(",)
|>
/ \ miti pao g!

Funny Sms


Sender:Rana Rehan

Date:19-03-2013

Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez

"APN0 KI JUDAI HY"



So
Plz
Roz Aik 2 sms kr dia kro"
(' , ')>
/) (
/ /Kal V halka Jya Bukhar hogya c.

Funny Sms


Sender:Mohsin ghambir

Date:16-03-2013

Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi aur Dawa Se
Ilaaj…?
.
Ae Galib!
.
Ishq Ka Rog Tha
.
.
.
..
MAA ki Chappal se hi Aaram Aaya.
<(',')
((> ouch
<<
Mummy Mat Maro…:p

Funny Sms


Sender:Mohsin ghambir

Date:16-03-2013

Physics kitni Easy hoti agar?
.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
..
Agar
.
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.
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.
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‘Apple’ k jagah ‘Tree’ gir gaya hota!!!
To Newton hi mar jata!!!

Funny Sms


Sender:Mohsin ghambir

Date:16-03-2013

Dil ko sub se ziada Dard kab
hota hy?
.
Jb pyar me dhoka
ho?
Nahi.
Jab exam me fail ho?
Nahi.
Jb koi qemti Cheez chori
ho jae?
.
.Phr Kab Dil ko Dard hota hy?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Jb mobile chargin pe lga kr jayen
OR
2 ghanty bad Aayen to charger hila
hua ho…
(‘.’)
<)(>
_/./_ As Peyu nu
Kinay Chaireya ey….

Funny Sms


Sender:Kashif

Date:14-03-2013

Q Udas Bethi Ho Kisi Sham Ki Tarha.
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.
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….
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Jharu pocha karlo
Mat betho Had haram ki Tarha
lovely msg f0r “Bekar” Girlz..

Funny Sms


Sender:sara

Date:18-02-2013

U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

Funny Sms


Sender:Lubna

Date:06-02-2013

Dollars has increased to Rs. 96…
.
.
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Milk has increased to Rs. 70…
.
.
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Petrol has increased to Rs. 101… :’(
.
.
.
Thanks God!
Passing Marks are still 33…

Funny Sms


Sender:betab

Date:03-02-2013

Kya lekar aye thay?
kya lekar jaoge …?
mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,
itne paise bacha kar kya..
MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.

Funny Sms


Sender:Haris

Date:29-01-2013

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

Funny Sms


Sender:Humera

Date:21-01-2013

Ankh0n mein jab kabhi tasveer aap ki aati hai.
Wahh..
*
wahh..
*
Astaghfar prh leti ho0n, tabiyat sambhal jaati hai…!!
;)
ab b0lo wah wah..

Funny Sms


Sender:tasmir

Date:13-01-2013

Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-

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