Funny Sms Messages

Funny Sms - We want you to keep smiling, for this we have brought you the best collection of Funny SMS. Send one today and spared smiles on other faces. Post on your Facebook or send to your friend get the hundreds of new 2015 funny SMS, you can also submit your Funny SMS that you like to share with Hamariweb. Find 2015 largest collection of Funny Sms messages at Hamariweb.com submitted by user, express your feeling with all the new Funny Sms text messages of 2015, Funny Sms Quotes, Wishes, Greetings in Urdu, English & Roman Urdu to send mobile sms your friend & family members in Pakistan now.

Funny Sms

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A silent msg to our government. . .* :-)

r O c K I N G s.... . . . . . . . .

Sender:rocks Date:17-01-2014
Funny Sms

*. . .1 Maa ki rqust hy
plz ignor mt krna
Fre pkg hy to is ko itna phelo k usk bety tk pohnch jy

" putr bashir wapsi ty 1.5 ltr coke lenda aen
Teri phuphi ai ay te naal Qeemay walay samosay v. Te mera putr aan wali karee. . .*

r O c K I N G s.... . . . . . . . .

Sender:rocks Date:17-01-2014
Funny Sms

*. . .1 ENGINEER,1 MBA student or ZUBEDA AAPA

kashti me ja rahe thy,
k JIN agaya or bola

"samandar me koi chez phenko

agr mene dhond li to me tmhe mar donga

or na dhond paya to me tmhara ghulam"

Engineer ne Needle phenki

JIN ne dhond li or usy mar dia

MBA student ne Memory Card phenka,JIN ne dhond lia or usy bhi mar dia

AAPA ne Disprine phenki,
wo pani me hal hogai AAPA boli:

Chal Beta Ghar Chal Boht Kaam Para Hai. . .*

GEO AAPA GEO. . .*

Sender:rocks Date:17-01-2014
Funny Sms

Aapka ye saal kysa guzry ga
SeLeCT A FAN
1-GFC
2-Millat
3-Pak
4-Royal
5-Asia

Rply





Mat krna Tuwada ay saal
Hth aaly pkhay Naal he Guzrna ay
From: wapda.,

Sender:rocks Date:16-01-2014
Funny Sms

*. .Hum apni be-basi kisi chawal insan ko nhi btayen ge FARAZ
.










.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.









ooper likha to hai k nahi btayen ge toh phir KIYA Hai..? :-)

Sender:rocks Date:16-01-2014
Funny Sms

1 larki bahot romantic ho k apnay molvi boyfriend
say

aaj main boht khush hon
Mango kia mangtay ho

Molvi sharma k bola:
Iss sal zakat hamary Madarsy ko dena.

Sender:rocks Date:16-01-2014
Funny Sms

Samosa said to Aalu
I protect you by hot oil When i am fried because is love you .

Aalu said
when people eat you after you fried i burn their tongue because i love you too.

MORAL :
Samosa thanda kar ky khain inki love story pe mat jain..

Sender:Babar Date:16-01-2014
Funny Sms

It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That's Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday

Sender:Qasim Date:09-01-2014
Funny Sms

Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing too my 5 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

Sender:musadiq Date:07-01-2014
Funny Sms

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?" ;P

Sender:shahzaib Date:07-01-2014
Funny Sms

Teacher: What is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
.
.
.
.
Pathan: It mean
“Main Tumhari Miss Hon!”

Sender:kamran Date:07-01-2014
Funny Sms

Duniya me achy
Insan ki talash me
kabhi mat niklo
Q K
aaj kal thand bohot hy
or
(',') Main Ghar
<)"(> Hi HOTa
_/ / _ Hon

Sender:Gujjar badsha Date:05-01-2014
Funny Sms

Sorry for disturbing you at this time...
if you are free now...
if you in good mood now....
if you have no work...
then please delete this message.

Sender:sohail Date:04-01-2014
Funny Sms

A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for there anniversary
and then his wife didn’t speak to him for 6 months.

Was the neclace fake?
No. that was deal..!! :’D :D

Sender:shah Date:02-01-2014
Funny Sms

ik orat apne bete ko Dr, K Paas Legai or boli; ye bike se gir gaya hai.
Dr say; i dont know urdu, tell me in englisg.
Orat say; my londa is gira oondha from hero honda'

Sender:Fayaz Baghi Date:30-12-2013
Funny Sms

Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,
Math men Q Nhi?
:
:
Sir:
Ziyada 3,5 na kr.
9,2,11 hoja.
Warna 5,7 mar dunga.
6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir aa jynge.
:
student:sir G Urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai khofnak subject hai..:)

Sender:Kashif Date:24-12-2013
Funny Sms

Which Is The Most Beautiful Feeling In The World..??

.
.
When You Try 2 Look At Your Friend And You Find That Your
Friend Is Already looking At You.. !!

LOCATION : Examination Hall

Sender:Naila Junaid Date:19-12-2013
Funny Sms

Though for the day!
First they put so many mirrors in cars,
and they call women, bad drivers’!

Sender:Faraz Date:17-12-2013
Funny Sms

SAWAL
Kuch B Ho

JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho

ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho

AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho

GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho

PYAR
Tum Hi Ho

KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho
.
.
Yani k saray Fsaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
('-')
<) )>
_//_
Main to masoom hon..?8-)

Sender:a Date:15-12-2013
Funny Sms

Wife:” Dear, this computer is not working as per
my command..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Husband:” Exactly darling! its a computer, not a
Husband… :l /l

Sender:Ibrahim Date:12-12-2013