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Sender:Faiza

Date:12-06-2012

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”

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Sender:Kashif

Date:08-06-2012

Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree..
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked
"What Was That?"

2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
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Fast Food :p


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Sender:Raja Majid

Date:05-06-2012

Zinda Hea Meri Lash Teri Chahat Ki Qabr Me
Bs Aur Tu Sb Thek Ha Pr Bejli Nhi Aati

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Sender:Ismail

Date:05-06-2012

Dad - beta teri bivi itni shaant kyo hai?
son - kuch nahi dad , usne maangi thi lipstik
aur maine de di fevi stick
bus
no chip chip
no chik chik

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Sender:Maria

Date:30-05-2012

What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi.

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Sender:Rabia

Date:24-05-2012

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay...
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay...
Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...

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Sender:Farhan

Date:21-05-2012

Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From \’Pre Nursery\’

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Sender:Muhammad Ijaz siddiqui

Date:19-05-2012

Huppy Choty Mother day.
Salam us ko jo her waqt ap k pas ha ap ki her bat shair hoty ha sub se zaida us ka sath waqt guzarta ha. Aur akhir MAA bhi us se jaliesy mehsoos kerty ha
aur kehty ha
RAAT NOO CHUD DE IS MAA DA PECHA.
us choty maa ko salam

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Sender:Rimsha

Date:17-05-2012

When a Guy does Something Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/


When a Girl does Something Wrong...

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

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Sender:Hadia

Date:14-05-2012

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

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Sender:Hamza

Date:11-05-2012

Waiter:
Ur bill sir.

Boy:
Take my card

Waiter:
But sir this is student card

Boy:
Tu phir baher kya mazaak me likha hy

”ALL CARDS ACCEPTED

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Sender:Fiza

Date:05-05-2012

Waldain Se Barh K Is Dunya Main Kuch Nahi Hai
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So
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Jaldi Se Shadi Kr K Waldain Bn Jao
"*Rishta Wohi
Soch Nayi*"

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Sender:Muhammad Ejaz siddiqui

Date:04-05-2012

English boy: My grandfather died at the age of 96 years but he never used glasses'
Sardar; I know some people drink water directly from Tooti

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Sender:Faizan

Date:03-05-2012

It's funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

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Sender:faizan

Date:03-05-2012

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?"
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

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Sender:Muhammad Ejaz siddiqui

Date:03-05-2012

rich son to father:
Dad garmi lag rahi ha.
dad.bata Ac lagwa data ho.
middle man son to father.
abu garmi lag rahi ha.
abu. ja bata Tend karwa ker a...

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Sender:Muhammad Ejaz siddiqui

Date:28-04-2012

JADEED AQWAL ZAREEN kisi ka ghar jana se pehlay bijli k timing maloom kar lain.
waqt ki pabandi
wAPDA SE SEKHAIN.
Acha guest wo ha jo hand fan sath laye.
friendship se pehlay maloom ker lain us ka ghar genrator ya UPS ha.
acha dost wo jo amergency light gift kray,

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Sender:Muhammad Ejaz siddiqui

Date:28-04-2012

sardar jee ap kitnay behan bhai ho.
sardar jee. 8
ap ka numbar konsa ha.
Zong ka.

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Sender:Rida

Date:25-04-2012

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

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Sender:Hadia

Date:25-04-2012

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,

ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p

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