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Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.
They saw a Jin.
Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time
But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each.

Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?
He said: "I want these two idiots back at office after lunch."
Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st

Sender:Hussnain Mirza Date:25-04-2014
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

Sender:Osama Khan Date:25-04-2014
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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

Sender:Noman Date:25-04-2014
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When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

Sender:Nazia Idrees Date:25-04-2014
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Boy: I love you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I'll die for you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I can't live without you!
Girl: Shut Up!
Boy: I'll marry you!
Girl: Really?
Boy: Shut Up!

Sender:Zafar Date:25-04-2014
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College ke peeche nadi me Principle Doob rha tha. Pappu ne dekha aur zor-zor se
chillate hue bhaaga. . .
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kal chhutti hai
kal chhutti hai. . . kal chhutti hai
kal chhutti hai

Sender:Umair Date:23-04-2014
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Friend 1: what did the volcano say
to the other volcano?
Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate
objects that do not possess the ability
to speak
Friend 1: You killed it.

Sender:Taji Date:22-04-2014
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When husband breaks a glass.
Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles... break the kitchen... break the house... just break everything!
And when wife breaks a glass.
Wife: Who kept this glass here?

Sender:Hassam Date:21-04-2014
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never stand too much in front of mirror bcoz mirror will be jealous of u coz u r soo cute and nice!!!

Sender:Tooba Aamir Date:18-04-2014
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Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..

Sender:Jibran Date:18-04-2014
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"Ishq Ke Baad M¡lta Ha¡ S¡rf Ek H¡ Sukoon,

IN'NA-LILLAHI-WA IN'NA-ILAIHE-RAAJIOON.."

Sender:Obaid Date:17-04-2014
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Which Pakistani cricketer does not have a date of birth?
Umar Gul

Sender:Saba Shehzad Date:16-04-2014
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"Bahu: Babu jee, I'm going to Mall with my friends.
Alok Nath: OK... but take my Sanskar.
Bahu: Abb Bass Bhi Kijiye.
Alok Nath: I said... take my ""Son's Car""!"

Sender:Rayan Date:15-04-2014
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Sometimes... I think
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Sometimes... I don't!
Aisa hi Chalta hai Mera. Koi fix Nahi hai...

Sender:Dil Jala Date:14-04-2014
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"So Ladies and Gentlemen
Ap logon ke BharPur Taliyon Mein
Tashreef La rahi hain
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Garymiyaaaaaaan !!! "

Sender:Imran Date:14-04-2014
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"We should love, not fall in love.
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B’coz everything that falls, gets broken. "

Sender:Ali Date:11-04-2014
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I didn't go to the gym yesterday. But the cashier who served me at McDonalds was named Jim. So... same thing!

Sender:Umair Date:09-04-2014
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"I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying;
But right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!"

Sender:Ayesha Date:08-04-2014
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"If A Person Loves You
Always Be Thankful To That Person

Know Why ? ? ?

B'coz There Maybe A Lot Of People Who Love That Person More Than You
But That Person Choose Only You Over Everyone Else.."

Sender:Tahir Date:07-04-2014
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Husband to wife, "Wow Darling, the house is so clean. Was the Whatsapp server down today?"
Wife: No.
Husband was completely surprised!
Wife: I lost my phone charger, had to put things in place to look for it!

Sender:Obaid Date:04-04-2014