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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

I'm a female:
Fe = Iron
Male = Man
Therefore I am an Iron Man!

Sender:Haroon Date:22-01-2015
Funny Sms

Things men do that upset women:
1. Lie
2. Not talk
3. Be honest
4. Talk too much
5. Not show emotions
6. Be too emotional
7. Breathe!

Sender:maheel Date:21-01-2015
Funny Sms

Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.
Advocate asks his client, "Why? Only last month you got the divorce."
Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!

Sender:Haroon Date:20-01-2015
Funny Sms

Wife: How long have you been sleeping?
Husband: Ever since I got married!

Sender:Ismail Date:19-01-2015
Funny Sms

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice - Damn... you are good!

Sender:Mirza Date:17-01-2015
Funny Sms

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"
I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

Sender:Rahim Date:16-01-2015
Funny Sms

I cried when I failed in 2 Subjects;
But I laughed when I came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects!

Sender:Kashif Date:16-01-2015
Funny Sms

Cute things to call your girlfriend:
1. Sugar
2. Honey
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3. Flour
4. Egg
6. 1/2 cup butter
7. Stir
8. Pour into pan
9. Preheat Oven to 325°
10. Bake till golden brown

Sender:Kashif Date:15-01-2015
Funny Sms

A man is born without ailments. All the ills are acquired by smoking, drinking and logging into Facebook!

Sender:Kashif Date:15-01-2015
Funny Sms

Girl: Phone Beeps

Wow !! My sweetheart texted me

Boys: Phone Beeps

Wow !! My darling texted me.

Me: Phone Beeps

Wow!! network service texted me

Sender:Shan Date:14-01-2015
Funny Sms

The past of eat is ate and

The future of ate is weight

And the most funny part is

that people realize it when

it is to late

Sender:Shabir Date:14-01-2015
Funny Sms

Son: Mom, U said that we are created by God

and Dad said that we have evolved from

monkeys, Which is true?

Mom: I told U about my side of the family

and he told about his side of the family.

Sender:Imad Date:14-01-2015
Funny Sms

My phone's "low battery" warning is the only warning I take seriously!

Sender:Imad Date:12-01-2015
Funny Sms

The inventor of the snooze button is dead. His funeral will take place tomorrow...
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at 6:00, 6:08, 6:16, 6:24 and 6:32!

Sender:Kashif Date:12-01-2015
Funny Sms

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful.
We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.
We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.

Sender:Lubna Imtiaz Date:12-01-2015
Funny Sms

Exams are there,
at the paper u stare;

the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.

The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Sender:Munir Ahmed Date:12-01-2015
Funny Sms

A baby was BORN to a sardar. When the nurse brought the baby to him he beamed out saying, Please dont tell my wife abt this, I want to give her a surprise!

Sender:Faiza Iftikhar Date:12-01-2015
Funny Sms

A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:

I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.


Girl:

Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.
Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad:-

Sender:Naila Date:12-01-2015
Funny Sms

A child said 2 sales girl in sweets shop:

Miss will u marry me wen i grow up

Girl smiled & said YES

Child said:can u give ur future husband a free chocolate(",)

Sender:Hani Muzaffer Date:12-01-2015
Funny Sms

Don't Worry - that you tried to be Einstein and Failed
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If Einstein had tried to be you, he'd have failed, too!

Sender:Imad Date:09-01-2015
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