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Funny Sms Messages

Funny SMS – Smiling takes less effort then frowning. No matter how many hardships you face and how many hurdles you come across, always choose to stay calm and try to rejoice your mood. Funny SMS is such an initiative that helps you smile and laugh. Writing and sharing funny SMS among your friends makes it easier for them to forget their pain and rejoice their moods. You can send funny SMS jokes, funny SMS quotes, funny SMS message, funny SMS stories etc that can rejoice the mood. We want you to keep smiling, for this we have brought you the best collection of Funny SMS. People like to deliver Funny SMS jokes to communicate with the intention of being laughed or fun.

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Funny Sms

Father: beta tu ne engineering ke

4 saalon mein sab se mushkil kam kon sa sekha

Son: bus ki chat per baith kar tez

hawaon mein 1 teeli se 3 cigrette jalana 😉

Sender:zuhaib Date:25-11-2015
Funny Sms

Shadi k aglay Din Bivi Ghussy se : Subha Subha aap ny Mere Chehry per Paani Q Dala??

Shoher : Tere Baap ny kaha tha k,

Meri Beti phool ki tarha hai,

Isay Murjhany Mat dena...:-)

Sender:azmeer Date:24-11-2015
Funny Sms

Ek "Khudkash" Hamla Aawar ny "Taliban Commander se Kaha :

"Sir Ji, Barood zara Kam dala kero,

Pichli dafa Hamara Banda

"Jannat" se

33 kilometer Aagay nikal gaya tha...:-)

Sender:shahzaib Date:23-11-2015
Funny Sms

Aaj kal ke bacho ko kiya pata

Struggle kiya hota hai

Hmne toh woh waqt bi deka hai

Jab S likhne ke liye 7 ko chaar

Baar press kerna perta tha 😛

Sender:yunis Date:22-11-2015
Funny Sms

Sardar Ki Roti per se "Chuha" Guzar gaya..

Sardar : BayBay, Me ny Roti nai khani.

Maa : Kha le Puttar, Chuhy ny kon sa Jooty pehny huwe thy.

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Sardar : Wah BayBay, Ye to Me ny Socha ee nai, Jaldi Salan la..:-)

Sender:usama Date:20-11-2015
Funny Sms

(( Sawal ))

Ek Kamry me 400 Aadmi hen,

Is me se D0 So gaye.

Ab is Kamry me kitny Aadmi bachay..??


A- 400

B- 398

C- 200

D- 402

Reply Must..!

Sender:faisal Date:19-11-2015
Funny Sms

Ek Aurat Apni Parosan ko bata rahi thi k

Doctor ny Mujhy Khana Pakany se mana kiya hai..


Parosan : Wo Q? Kiya Tum Beemar ho??


Aurat : Me nahi, Mere Shoher Beemar hen..:-)

Sender:samreen Date:18-11-2015
Funny Sms

Girl On Date..

Girl : Tum kuch Aisa kaho k Mere Dil ki Dharkan Tez Ho Jaye.

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Boy :

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BHAAaGOoo! Tumharay Papa Aa rahy hen..:-)

Sender:owais Date:17-11-2015
Funny Sms

Pathan to Sardar : O Khocha! Tumhara Bivi aur Tum Ek hi Hospital me Job kerty ho kiya??


Sardar : Ji Khan Sahab! hum Hospital me Doctor hun,

Aur Hamara Bivi Nurse hai.


Pathan : To Tum Apni Bivi ko kiya keh ker Bulaty ho??


Sardar : Bas Khan Sahab, Kiya Bataun,

Apni hi Bivi ko Hospital me SISTER kehna Parta Hai...;-(

Sender:ghalib Date:16-11-2015
Funny Sms

1 Pathan Dukaan Walay se :

Aur Janab, Kese Ho??


Dukaan Wala : Bas Aapki Dua Chahiye.


Pathan : Wo Hum Tum ko nahi de ga.

Dukan Wala : Magar Q ??


Pathan : Q k Dua Hamara Beti hai...:-)

Sender:saliq Date:15-11-2015
Funny Sms

Sr. What's life.

Student.
Iife is a love
Love is a wife
Wife is a knife
Knife is a you

Sender:jalil dawood Date:15-11-2015
Funny Sms

Ek Pathan Ek Larki ko Pasand kerta tha..

Bari Laraiyon aur Moushkilon k baad jab Pathan ki Shadi

Us ki Pasand se Ho gai to,


Rukhsati k Waqt Larki aur Us ki Maa

Galay lag ker Rony lagy..

Pathan bhi Unhen dekh ker Rony lag gaya Aur

Bohat Emotional ho ker Bola :

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"Gil Naz!

Hum sab kuch Bardasht ker sakta hai,

per Tumhari Aankhon me Aansu nahi.

Tum Apny Maa Baap k Sath Khush raho,

Hum Tumhen Talaq deta hai,

Talaq, Talaq, Talaq....:-(

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O Teri Khair,

Pathan to Pathan,

Us ki Mohabbat bhi Pathan..;-)

Sender:nameer Date:13-11-2015
Funny Sms

Hands Up..!

Me Love Officer hun,

UR Under Arrest,

QK Jitny Piyary Aap ho,

Itna Piyara hona Qanuni Jurm hai,

Is liye Aap ko Mere Dil me

Umar Qaid ki Saza di jati hai..

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Pata Nahi Aisa msg Log Mujhy hi Q Send kerty hen?

Aisi kiya baat hai Mujh Me..?:-)

I Am So Sweet Naa..?

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Ammi Meri Nazar to Utaar den,,,

Msg parhny Wala Jal raha hai..:-):-p

Hahahaha

Sender:ali Date:13-11-2015
Funny Sms

A couple were arguing.

Wife:u dont like anybody in my family

Man:Not true,I like ur mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!

Sender:Waresha Date:09-11-2015
Funny Sms

Who said landline phones are out of fashion?

Buy a samsung mobile,

sara din charging mein laga rehta hai :P

Sender:sara Date:06-11-2015
Funny Sms

Pathan ny pehli bar roza rakha Dopehr mein nidhal ho geya or F.M Radio call ki Host boli: Gee Caller kya sun’na pasnd kren gy Pathan bola: hum ko maghrib ka Azan sunwa do…

Sender:saleem Date:04-11-2015
Funny Sms

Teacher: Ak Acha Insaan wo ha jo dosron k kaam aye Student: Lekin Exam k Waqt Na To ap khud Ak Achi insan banti han or Na dosron ko Ak Acha Insaan Banne Deti Han…

Sender:zeeshan Date:04-11-2015
Funny Sms

I once told my parents I wanted a tattoo.
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Got one the very next minute.
A red coloured, chappal shaped tattoo, which lasted a whole
week !!

Sender:noureen Date:02-11-2015
Funny Sms

Main to ye sun k hairaan hogaya. A dost.
Jab chaat khaanay k baad chaat wale ne mujhe se kaha,
‘Please give us your feedback on our Facebook page’

Sender: Jehangir Khan Date:29-10-2015
Funny Sms

he said to me:'I LOVE YOU':)

i said....

oh my GOD!!!! what a co-incodence!:O

i love my self too.... :p

Sender:gullu Date:27-10-2015