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Sender:hafeez

Date:04-11-2013

This Moment Which Came Almost In Everyone's School Life
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When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say

"Who? Me?" =O :P

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Sender:ASAD MEHMOOD

Date:02-11-2013

GIRL: Mari Aik Aik Sans Pe 10 10 Larkay Martay Hn,

Pathan: To Baji kOi acHA Sa "TOOTHPASTE" Istimal Q ni karti.
G.O PATHAN


Funny Sms


Sender:Kamran

Date:02-11-2013

GF & BF on Phone

Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ?
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Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain
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Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao…

How Should Central Bank fight these Inflationary
Trends with Minimum Intervention
In The Money Markets ?

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Girl : Hmmmm….

Daal Chawal khaye Hai !!!

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Sender:Haris

Date:31-10-2013

School: A place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all ur
Life so that you can die rich.
Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree &
girl gets her master’s degree.

Funny Sms


Sender:naila

Date:26-10-2013

Life thought me lots of Lessons..
But!
As usual,
I slept in those classes…

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Sender:abdur raza

Date:24-10-2013

mere mrne k bad mere qbr pe mt ana mere dost
suna hai tum qabron se mom batyan choraty ho

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Sender:Gaurang parmar

Date:22-10-2013

Teri jil si aankho me dub marne ko ji karta he
par kya karu sala ye tera chasma bich me a tapkta h

Funny Sms


Sender:Fozia

Date:22-10-2013

Japan main 2 dost thy..1 ka nam tha”Jo”
Aur dusry ka nam Tha”Wo”
Ek Din”jo”k pas JIN aa gya”Jo”ny dar K
“wo” ko Awaz d
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“Wo”Bhag”kr aya to Jin Ko dakh kr”Wo”
ka intqal Hogya
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Bs Usi Din se hi Kehty Hein…
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“JO”DR DYA
“Wo”MR GYA
Hs mt……

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Sender:waleed

Date:21-10-2013

Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia….

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Sender:rawan

Date:10-10-2013

When i want to fall in love with my books….
My bed falls in love with me….
And I believe that love the one who loves you… :D

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Sender:huma

Date:09-10-2013

Kabi to humari gali aao…
thora sa Sharmao..!
Muskurao!
Apni ankho se zulfein uthao…
humare ghar ki bell bajao…
Aur
awaz lagao…
“Koora DeY do.

Funny Sms


Sender:osama

Date:07-10-2013

Dil cheer ke dikhaau, to dard dhoondh na sakoge,

Waah...waah. .. dil cheer ke dikhaau,

To dard dhoondh na sakoge...

Kyonki dard to mere dant me hai,

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Sender:chandan kr sinha

Date:06-10-2013

Fulo me GULAB Hit Bolywod me AMITABH Tenis me SANIA Music me HIMESH Steel me MITAL Busines me AMBANI Balo me DHONI SMS me HuM Kanjusi me aap..

Funny Sms


Sender:Umer

Date:03-10-2013

What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl…
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9 boys came with roses,
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1 boy came with .
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“MOLVI”
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This is confidence….!!

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Sender:Hira

Date:26-09-2013

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

Funny Sms


Sender:aroon kumar

Date:25-09-2013

Ek larke ne apne dost se kaha:
subha 45 girls mera intzar karti hain
Dost:bhala woh kyn
Larka:kyn k me collage ki van ka driver hon

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Sender:Kashif

Date:25-09-2013

What Is 143?
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I LOVE YOU ?? .
No
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I MISS YOU ??
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No
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I LIKE YOU ??
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No
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143 Means One Hundred Fourty
Three …Maa Baap Ne Kitni Ummeed
Se Padhaya
Tha Nalayako..

Funny Sms


Sender:Asad ali memon

Date:06-09-2013

Teri muhabat mein khud ko kar Bethy hain Barbad wah wah

teri muhabat mein khud ko kar bethy hain barbad
pak sar zameen shadbad kehhware haseen shadbad










g

Funny Sms


Sender:Ahsan

Date:05-09-2013

Jab kutay ke mout ati hai..!!
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Tu kuta mar jata hai..!!
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Apko tu har bat mein twist chahie..!

Funny Sms


Sender:Laxman

Date:20-08-2013

Agar doctor ney film banaya hota to kya nam rakthay!
Kabhi khosi kabhi jokhm , hum blood day choky sanam, missin malayria, operation kiya to darna kya..,

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