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Funny Sms Messages

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Silence is a language, too!
So if you don't hear anything from your wife, it doesn't mean you are safe!

Sender:Rehan Date:11-05-2015
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A girl posted a question in a Whatsapp group:
Guys, if I install Windows 7 of 32 bit two times... then will it become 64 bit?
Another girl in the group replied: Yes, but it will also become Windows 14.
All boys left the group!

Sender:Saman Date:08-05-2015
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Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins.
Teacher: Now, why would he do that?
Pappu: It was his lunch money!

Sender:Manoj Date:07-05-2015
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Yesterday was really very hectic:
Morning - Jail
Afternoon - Bail
Evening - Gayle

Sender:Samad Date:07-05-2015
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Rajinikanth is remaking Titanic with some changes,
In the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in 1 hand and titanic in the other hand.

Sender:Rehan Date:05-05-2015
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Santa: I gifted my wife a diamond necklace on her birthday and she didn't speak to me for 6 months.
Banta: Why? Was the necklace fake?
Santa: Nooooo! That was the deal!

Sender:Ashar Date:05-05-2015
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Behind every successful woman there is a Kaam Waali Bai!

Sender:Aslam Date:04-05-2015
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A biker rider hit a parrot, then he took the unconscious bird & put her in a cage with food & water.

Parrot wakes up, looks around n screams.. Aila jail! Woh gadi wala mar gaya kya?

Sender:Manoj Date:30-04-2015
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In 2010, Rajinikanth released a film named - ROBOT.
In 3010, some Robot will probably release a film named Rajinikanth to take revenge!

Sender:Osama Date:29-04-2015
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Wife : Kya kar rahe ho?
Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu.

Wife : Kitni mari?
Man : 3 male aur 2 female.

Wife : Kaise malum?
Man : Kyonki 3 cigarette se chipki thi or 2 phone se…

Sender:Immad Date:28-04-2015
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Let's learn to ignore selfish people just like the way we ignore "Terms & Conditions" of any software!

Sender:Salman Date:27-04-2015
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Santa: This report card should be underwater!
Pappu: Because It's so wet?
Santa: No, because it's below 'C' level!

Sender:KAmran Date:24-04-2015
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Employee: I want Hike.
Boss: Install it from 'Play Store'.

Sender:Jani Date:23-04-2015
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3 mistakes of everyone's life:

Sender:Jani Date:22-04-2015
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HR Head addressing employees:
This year too, increments will be as per the Bell Curve.
One of the Employees: What is that?
HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi, "Ghanta Milega!"

Sender:Panchi Date:22-04-2015
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I just want to sit down and watch a nice movie with a girlfriend.
Can anyone recommend...
His nice girlfriend?

Sender:Momo Date:21-04-2015
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Math: Only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why!

Sender:Ali Date:21-04-2015
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I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly!

Sender:Akram Date:20-04-2015
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Short & Sharp:
Wife: I Love You!
Husband: Come to the point!

Sender:Ashmat Date:20-04-2015
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I went to a yoga class today and the instructor told me to only do what I felt comfortable doing and then she gave me a yoga mat.
So I took a nap!

Sender:Adham Date:17-04-2015