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Funny Sms Messages

Funny SMS – Smiling takes less effort then frowning. No matter how many hardships you face and how many hurdles you come across, always choose to stay calm and try to rejoice your mood. Funny SMS is such an initiative that helps you smile and laugh. Writing and sharing funny SMS among your friends makes it easier for them to forget their pain and rejoice their moods. You can send funny SMS jokes, funny SMS quotes, funny SMS message, funny SMS stories etc that can rejoice the mood. We want you to keep smiling, for this we have brought you the best collection of Funny SMS. People like to deliver Funny SMS jokes to communicate with the intention of being laughed or fun.

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Funny Sms

"Papa me bhi Apni Shadi me Khusray Nachwaun ga."


Papa :

Kutty diya Puttra, ay Khusray nai Teri Phuphiyan ny...:-0

Sender:Arsalan Date:22-10-2015
Funny Sms

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
.
Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhair karna hai

Sender:shaqib Date:20-10-2015
Funny Sms

Job applications now a days are like:
We are looking for someone aged
22-26 with 30 years of experience

Sender:nuzhat Date:15-10-2015
Funny Sms

He said to me: ‘I LOVE YOU’ :)
I said….
Oh My GOD!!!! What a co-incodence!
I love my self too…. ;)

Sender:shakil Date:14-10-2015
Funny Sms

Modern...
Obedient..
Neat...
Kind...
Excellent..
Young.

Thats ME.
Dont feel sad... Ur name is also there... read d 1st letter of every word.

Sender:Nehal Date:10-10-2015
Funny Sms

Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.

Sender:Nehal Date:09-10-2015
Funny Sms

Who Says, 'Nothing is Impossible.'?
From past few days I am doing nothing and trust me it is possible!

Sender:Kushal Date:08-10-2015
Funny Sms

7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Pakage

OR

7. Toilet Mai Pani

Sender:Hamza Date:07-10-2015
Funny Sms

A small boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriend's name on his hand
After a minute he started crying loudly...
Why???
.
.
.
Paining???
No..!! Then???..

Spelling mistake..!! :O

Sender:Suhail Date:06-10-2015
Funny Sms

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
still he was in jail.......why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Sender:Ammar Date:05-10-2015
Funny Sms

If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think that u r a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before

Sender:Sahir Date:03-10-2015
Funny Sms

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:”DADDY “

Sender:Nehal Date:02-10-2015
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After knee surgery Doctor advised Santa, "For a few days you will have to use a walker."
Santa: No problem Doctor. Will 'Johnny Walker' be okay?

Sender:Hamza Date:01-10-2015
Funny Sms

Girl: What is the price of Galaxy Grand?
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG!
Girl: And IPhone?
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG + OMG

Sender:Amir Date:30-09-2015
Funny Sms

Women fall in love by what they hear.
Men fall in love by what they see.
That's why women wear makeup and men lie.

Sender:Haroon Date:30-09-2015
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Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho

Sender:Haroon Date:29-09-2015
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A man's wife was in ICU.
Doctors did their best but she was not responding.
Doctor said to husband, "We are sorry. Everything is in God's hand now."
Husband was inconsolable and was kept saying, "She is hardly 40".
An almost inaudible voice from wife's bed said, "37"!

Sender:Tahir Date:28-09-2015
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Tobacco, Weed, Beer and Whiskey are all made from plants...
I think I might be a vegetarian!

Sender:Arsalan Date:28-09-2015
Funny Sms

Live, Laugh, Love
If that doesn't work,
Load, Aim and Fire

Sender:Ali Date:28-09-2015
Funny Sms

Mom: Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota baithne ke liye hota hai
Son: Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k liye nahi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai..

:)

Ek chappl aur padi..

Sender:Ali Date:22-09-2015