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Sender:CHANDA JAN

Date:24-03-2012

Pilot 2 Control Tower

This is J-327
I am 300 Miles from Pakistan
6000 Feet above water
with No fuel
Awaiting Instructions
"Over"

Control Tower:
Kalma perh ley soniya ethey light jan da time ho gea aye!
"Over".

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Sender:CHANDA JAN

Date:24-03-2012

Ek Sardar jab bi kapre dhone lagta tha, to bohat Zor ki barish shuru ho jati thi.
Ek din bohat dhoop nikli hui thi or us ne shukar kiya or dukaan se 'SURF' lene chala geya.
Jab dukaan mein enter hua to 'Badal' bohat zor se garja, to Sardar ne 'BAADAL' se kaha.
'KIDAR'. .??
Me Te Nimko Lein Aya Wan.


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Sender:Usama Shaukat

Date:24-03-2012

Faraz Apni Wife Se;
Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se"

Wah Wah

Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se

Agar tu kapre dhoye tameez se

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Sender:Muhammad Ejaz siddiqui

Date:17-03-2012

S M S KERNAY KA FAIDAY
1.Mobile ko zang nahi lagta.
2Typing ki raftar taiaz hoty ha.
3.koy kanjoos nahi kah sakta.
4. Mairy ho to HUMARIWEBme bhi a jata ha.

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Sender:Muhammad Ejaz siddiqui

Date:17-03-2012

WIFE;Me ne suna ha k janat me maerdon ko hooran melay gi
Auroton ko kiya mila gay?
HUSBAND. Kuch bhi nahi ya offer sirf MAZLOOMON k liye ha.

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Sender:Muhammad Tahir Dasti

Date:14-03-2012

Larki:
Tum mere sapno main khawabon main jazbaton main rehty ho...
Pathan:
Baji tumko kisi ne bewakuf banaya hai hum to Pishawar main rehta hai...!
*""*§i£ent £ip§*""*

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Sender:Bushra's chudry

Date:04-03-2012

"A very Sad story
Ek Larka Jise sab Khawaja Khawaja
Khatey thay ek Larki Jiska name
Nayab tha...
Us se bhut piyar karta tha.....
Lekan shaid nayab use ni chati thi...

Wo us se bhut piyar karta tha
lekan kbi apne piyar ka Izhar
na kar saka.....
Yuhi waqat guzar gea,

aur ek din nayab ki shadi ka din a gea ....
Jb khawja use Dulhan ki Shakal me daikne kalea ja rha tha.ke achanak Accident ho gea..

Aur uski death ho gai..

Abi tak nayab ko Khawaja ka ni pta !
Ke wo Mar chuka ha....
Ap se reqst ha ke is sms Ko 4wd
kare ta ke Sms Nayab tak punch jaye....
Aur use khawaja Ki death ka pta chal jaye..thnx
By: anjam Khaja's czn.

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Sender:Muhammad Ejaz siddiqui

Date:03-03-2012

Mard zadaya sharif hain ya khawateen.
khawateen wo kaisa.
kyoun k mard zadaya sharif hain.
nawaz sharif shahbaz sharif hamza sharif umer sharif mian sharif'
jabka khawateen me only aik sharif ha
Babra sharif.

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Sender:atiq

Date:25-02-2012

1 Faqeer sada lga rha ta k 2 din sye boka ho koi to madad kar dye?

1 sardar aya our bola 50 RS ki cheng hai?

(Faqeer) bola han hai.
(SARDAR) to on paiso sye kah lona.

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Sender:Muhammad Ejaz siddiqui

Date:25-02-2012

Teacher jo studant maray sawal ka corract jawab dega usay esiy waqat chuty'
Aik student ne suddenly apnay bag classroom se bahar pahank daya'

Teacher ya kis ne bag bahar pahanka ha.

student. Ma ne sir,
Aur chuty ka nara laga ker bahir bahag gaya.

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Sender:imran

Date:24-02-2012

Aik naik admi jiske adat thee k wo raster mn milnay waly har shakhs ko Salam karta tha, Par Aik shkahs os k Salam ka Jawab dainy k bjaye ose galiyan daita Pher Bhe wo naik insan har roz Salam karta, Aik din kesi ne poocha k! Wo shakhs har roz apko bura bhala kehta hai tum Pher Bhe ose Salam Kyo kartay ho?? Os naik insan ne Jawab dia: Os ke beti se meri setting hai yar !!! Moral: har msg islami ni hota...! Ghor se parhany ka shukriya..!

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Sender:Muhammad Sharique

Date:10-02-2012

Aik faqeer ny aik ghar k bahir sada lagai,
"Allah k naam pay kuch khila do. 2 din say bhuka hoon".
Aik aurat ny usay roti di to faqeer wahein khara raha.
Aurat, Ab kia chaheay?
Faqeer, 2 haazmy ki goliaan bhi dy do.

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Sender:Bushra

Date:30-01-2012

Qarz Dosti ka
ada kon kare ga?

Dost na ho to
Dosti kon kare ga?

Ay KHUDA Mere
Doston ko
salamat rkhna
wrna Meri Shadi me
Dance kon kare ga;

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"Geo Mere dosto.

dhinka chika dhinka chika
Hy hy hy.

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Sender:prince

Date:28-01-2012

1 black larki ko jaduger ne jadu se par lga diye.

larki: wow! ab kia mein PARI ban gayi hun?
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jaduger:
anni diye tu chamgader ban gyi ain.

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Sender:Farrukh Shehzad

Date:18-01-2012

Peer- "Beta... Koi mannat maango!"
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Mureed - "Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain..."
Peer - "Beta 'mannat' maango 'Jannat' nahi..

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Sender:Farrukh Shehzad

Date:18-01-2012

Chand alfaaz aap ki poori zindagi tabah kar saktay hain.
Jaisay k,
"Qabool Hai!"
"Qabool Hai!"
"Qabool Hai!" :

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Sender:Bushra's

Date:17-01-2012

Ek Pthan' khawaja photo studio waly ke pas gea, aur kehny laga yara ek tasveer bna do"

khawaja ask!
Khan shb kia size rakhu"

pthan khawaja se
pasport size bna do. Per hamara chapal ß ana chaey!

Hahahahae"geo khawaja! Studio

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Sender:rais mengal

Date:02-01-2012

berking news khuzdar may ak na malom afard na motor cikel per do bando ko
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slam kia or bola happy new year

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Sender:farha

Date:02-01-2012

Khuda kare k naya saal mujhe raas aajae
jo mera hai wo mere pas aajae
mujhe intezar na karna pare
meri shadi ki date le kr meri saas aajae
( Ameen )

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Sender:RAO TARIQUE

Date:01-01-2012

MATH TEACHER EK BALOCH SE >
AGAR TUMHARE 1 POCKET ME 1000 RS HON AUR 2ND POCKET ME 2000 RS HON TO TUM KIA SOCHO GY.?

BALOCH?

ARRY HUM NE KISI OR KA KAMEEZ TO NAHI PEN LIYA.

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