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Side effects of Exams:
A guy went to a restaurant. He wanted to order food but he forgot what a 'Menu' is called.
So he asked the waiter, "Syllabus Lana, Zarra!"

Sender:wajahat Date:21-03-2014
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A successful marriage is based on give & take:
Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses and wife takes it;
And whereas wife gives advices, lectures,Tensions & husband takes it!

Sender:Sir Imran Date:20-03-2014
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If you earn your bread well, there will always be people around you to apply butter!

Sender:chand Date:19-03-2014
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1st bench students are intelligent, until last bench students participate in the competition!

Sender:kami Date:18-03-2014
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Caller: Hello, Roshni hai?
Listener: Nahi.
Caller: Toh Me kia karon candle jala!

Sender:Majeed Date:17-03-2014
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Class Rooms are like Trains.
The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs;
The middle are General Compartments;
And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!

Sender:Wahaj Date:14-03-2014
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Some time, I have to 'Like' and 'Laugh' on 40 yrs old jokes... simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain "Men don't have feelings"!

Sender:Faraz Date:11-03-2014
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I love it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put chips in it!

Sender:Ehtisham Date:10-03-2014
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"I love you" is a mathematical function where 'I love' is constant and 'You' is a variable!

Sender:Mina Date:07-03-2014
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Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you!

Sender:Rayyan Date:06-03-2014
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In USA, Edison's birthday is celebrated every year by a power cut of 2 minutes.
In Pakistan, due to over respect we celebrate it daily for 4-6 hours!

Sender:Junaid Date:05-03-2014
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1 bacha apni maa se pitnay k bad
papa ap ne koi kala ilam sekha ha kia?
papa: nhi beta
bacha: phr etni zalim balaa pakri kaise......

Sender:rukhsana kusar Date:02-03-2014
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Friday is like Dating;
Saturday is like Marriage;
Sunday is like Honeymoon;
And Monday to Thursday is like Married Life!

Sender:Ron Date:24-02-2014
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What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with,
'TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN'!

Sender:Yasir Date:19-02-2014
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''A real experience of life,
when you give lot of importance to smmeone in your life...
You lose your importanc in their life..!!

Sender:bahram Date:16-02-2014
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Just Imagine Life
Without BOYz
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Road Silent
Collages Empty
Police At Rest
All Mobile Companies In
Loss
No Sms
No Gifts
No Alcohol
No Bikes
No Crime
No Couples
Which Means World
DependsOn US...!!!
Boyz Rocks
Hahahahahaha.

Sender:Nikhil pemmaiah k.m Date:12-02-2014
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Son of Pathan: Why did you call me yesterday?
Teacher: I never called you.
Son of Pathan: Then why did my call list say - 1 miss call!

Sender:Daniyal Date:07-02-2014
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Next generation Kindergarten poem:
Chatting Chatting?
Yes Papa!
Girlfriend setting?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your Whatsapp.
Ha ha ha...

Sender:Karim Date:29-01-2014
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A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?

Sender:AWAN Date:28-01-2014
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ye kafan ye qabar ye janazy rasm e shariyat hain dost
mar to insan tab he jata ha jb koi kehta ha ohey
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jarsi landy di payi aaa.

Sender:hami Date:25-01-2014