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Sender:nimra

Date:06-11-2011

Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho
teri khushi kbhi kam na ho
dua hay tujhe mile ek pyara sa duolha

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jis ka wazan


80 kilo se
kam na ho
(BOLO BOLO 'AMEEEENN.)

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Sender:tahir

Date:01-11-2011

Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam
msg parhne walo ko mera salam

Tea pepsi pine walo kbhi pani b piya kro
fokat k msg parhne walo kbhi msg b kiya kro


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Sender:sidra bhatti

Date:26-10-2011

ham apke gali sa guzra ajeeb itafaq tha
apna phool phanka gamla bhe sath tha

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Sender:Rao Abid

Date:23-10-2011

zardari ko dekha to rooh khush ho gai
aik kmi wo bhe puri ho gai

pagal hen wo log jo kehty hen
k chempenzy ki aakhri nsl khtm ho gai

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Sender:arsalan

Date:20-10-2011

bijli walo ki
ammi ko
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ko salam anti apne inko kiyo peda kya

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Sender:zulqar

Date:17-10-2011

Zindgi main agar kuch hasil krna hai tu hamesha apny demagh ki suno, agar demagh sy koi jwab na aaye tu aankhen band kr k socho................................k demagh hai b k nhe

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Sender:SUNNYKHAN

Date:03-10-2011

fruit kharab nhi hota, makhiyan kharab krti hain
wah
wah
bacha kharab nhi hota bachiyan kharab krti hain

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Sender:zubair

Date:27-09-2011

A message from dengue Machar

Me duniya ki har jaga ghoom chuka hun.

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Lahore Lahore ay

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Sender:Junaid Mujahid

Date:23-09-2011

Zindgi main agar kuch hasil krna hai tu hamesha apny demagh ki suno, agar demagh sy koi jwab na aaye tu aankhen band kr k socho................................k demagh hai b k nhe

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Sender:mohkam zero nine

Date:09-09-2011

Boy....
tum larkiyaan itni khabsorat kyn hoti hooo .
Girls..
kyn k ALLAH ney hum ko apney hatoon sey banaya hai
Boy....
bol tu aise rahi ho jesey hum net sey download howe hain

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Sender:vicky

Date:08-09-2011

hamari guftagoo mai khushboo Q na hogi faraz
ham ne aik umar guzaari hai zahoor raja jaani ka paan khaate hue

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Sender:ASHFAQ AHMAD

Date:02-09-2011

SHUKAR ADA KARO US KHUDA KA JIS NE MUJAY PAIDA KIA.....










WARNA SARA DIN MOBILE KI KHALI SCREEN DEKHNI PARTI.

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Sender:Jami ansari

Date:31-08-2011

Jab koi mushkil pad jaye.jab koi afat ho jaye.
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Khud nipto harkate hi tumhari aisi hai.

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Sender:Ijaz-ur-Rehman Afridi

Date:29-08-2011

"1 Maa ki request hay,plz free package ho to itna phelao k us k betay tk pohnch ja'ay
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Putar Bashir,wapsi ty 65 wali pepsi lenda aayen teri phophi aii ay.

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Sender:Ijaz-ur-Rehman Afridi

Date:26-08-2011

"75 sal k 1 admi ne newspaper may ishtehar diya
ZARORA-E-RISHTA
3 din bd us k ghar latter aya k
baba g es umar may rishte nahe farishte ate hai" ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:25-08-2011

In this world everybody makes mistakes,but only Girlfriend,Wife & Boss have the God-gifted talent of finding them,
remembering them & reminding them..:)

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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:23-08-2011

Darakht pr 6 prinday bethay thay.Shikari ne dekha Or unn pr fire kia.5 prinday urr gye.
1 betha rha.
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Bus....Badmashi

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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:23-08-2011

A Sweet Story.
Once a girl asked a boy:
Why we have units 2 measure weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc.But nothing 2 measure Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why?
Boy thought for a while,took her in arms,
looked in her deep eyes and said:
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Dekh janu dimag mat kha!
Already physics mein supply hy....

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Sender:Aalam

Date:18-08-2011

Insaan ko sab se bara shock kab lagta hy ?
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Socho !!
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Arey nahi pata ?
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Tab lagta hy jab wo bina package sms chikk raha ho :p

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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:18-08-2011

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yar.
Eid ki shopping karni hy??? Zara Himat karo aur Aao mil kbijli ka pol bech dein wese bhi faltu laga howa hy.....

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