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Sender:fasih zaman

Date:02-04-2011

agar india.. semi.. final jeet jaye to naraz mat hona dostoun.......... kyoun k apne gali.... main to kutta bi shair ha...............

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Sender:Farrukh Shehzad

Date:02-04-2011

('.') Lo ji
<)'(> arz
_/'/_ kia ha

Dunya me bohot
Dard-e-tanhai hy


/('',)/'' wah / / wah _/"/_ wah

zalimo tm b msg kro meri kia muft ki kamai hy


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Sender:Farrukh Shehzad

Date:01-04-2011

Pathan ko khwab me ksi ne qatal krdia
Subha pthan ne apna HBL ka acount close krwa dya
Q?
Q k HBL ap k khwbon ko haqiqt me bdal skta hy
Jahan Khawab Waha HBL".

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Sender:Farrukh Shehzad

Date:31-03-2011

Paagal hone ka tariqa :
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Sadqey jaoon
Kitna shoq hai pagal hone ka
Pehlay kon si kami hai.

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Sender:Kashif

Date:29-03-2011

Kon Kehta Hy Latakne Se Qad Lamba Hot hy,
Doctor
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Agar AiSa hota To Bandar Sub Se Lambe Hote...
<('.')
/"/> Oohoo
/"\ye to socha hi nahi....

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Sender:Farrukh Shehzad

Date:29-03-2011

Girl: Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti "AB TUMHARI BAARI HAI"

Phir unhone aisa karna band kar diya?
pata hai Q.??
Frnd: Q?
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Grl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti..
"AB AAP KI BARI HAI".

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Sender:Farrukh Shehzad

Date:29-03-2011

Someone asked Shakespeare
"U married a woman elder than u, Why?"

He showed him a calendar and said "In this, a week has 7 days..

..Can u say which day is younger, either sunday or saturday..?"

So, love comes from heart not in age.

Luv has no age.



Moral: Senior/Junior sab ko pataya ja sakta hy...

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Sender:Farrukh Shehzad

Date:29-03-2011

Aik sardar ne Najoomi se pucha:

"kya main aglay janam mein Gadha ban sakta hoon?

Najoomi ne jawab diya:

"Aik hi Facility baar baar nahi mil sakti"

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Sender:MBA

Date:29-03-2011

Police Man: Bus Driver Se:
Bus Nehar Mein Kaise Giri?

Pathan Driver: Mujhe Nai Pata.

Police Man: Kyon Tum Driver Ho Tumhain Kyon Nai Pata.

Pathan Driver: Woh Aaj Bus Canductar Nai Aaya Tha To Main Peeche Karaya Lene Chala Gaya Tha.

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Sender:Farrukh Shehzad

Date:28-03-2011

Mere kamre mein urtey hein badal
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WAH WAH

Mere kamre mein urtey hein badal
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WAH WAH


Mein likhon kuch bhi ghor se parhte hein Pagal.
hahahaha
:')

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Sender:JAANU

Date:28-03-2011

ICC WORLD CUP 2011
Semi Final..
Pak v/s Ind
India Won the toss and decide to bat first..
INDIA: 293/9 (50 ovr)
PAK: 295/6 (49.2 ovr)
PAK Won the match...
Mubarak ho Peshawar mai match nazar aa gaya hai

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Sender:bilalkhan

Date:27-03-2011

pathan, amma tum na muja pada hona se pehle dakha tha
amma, nahi
pathan, to pir muja pehchana kis tarah

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Sender:Farrukh Shehzad

Date:26-03-2011

Teachr: Mukhtasar baat krna Aqalmandi ki nishani hay

Tumhare abu ka kya naam hai?

Studnt: CNG

Teachr: Ye Kaisa Naam Hi?

Studnt: Chaudhry nisaar Gul.

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Sender:Abdul Jabbar Ishaque

Date:21-03-2011

Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho?
Pati: Shahjahan jitna.

Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho.

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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:20-03-2011

Kabhi pasand na aye sath mera to bta dena ae dost"
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"hum dil pe pathar rakh k tumhein goli maar dengay"
(",)--=-
/))
l\_ :-)
thaa.thaa. thaa.

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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:20-03-2011

Kon Kehta Hy Latakne Se Qad Lamba Hot hy,
Doctor
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Agar AiSa hota To Bandar Sub Se Lambe Hote...
<('.')
/"/> Oohoo
/"\ye to socha hi nahi....

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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:20-03-2011

Car Se Chooza Takra k Behosh Ho Gya
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Aadmi Choozy Ko Ghar Laya Or Pinjre Mein Bund Krdia:
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Chhoza Jaga To Bola=
Oho,Jail HO GAI,
Lagta Hy Driver Mar Gya:-

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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:14-03-2011

British:-Can you swim?
Pathan:-No
British:-Dog is better than you because he can swim.
Pathan:-Can you swim?
British:-Yes
Pathan:-Then what's different between you & dog.
GEO PATHAN:-)

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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:13-03-2011

Teacher:
Who is The Male Of Duck?
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Student:
Frog!
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Teacher:
Why?
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Student.
Because Frog is
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"MANDUCK"..

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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:13-03-2011

Forward as received
Pakistan ka match daikhnay aadab:
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1.Pakistan ka match bawazoo hokar daikhain.
2.Doraane match aayat ul kursi ka wird jari rakhein.
3.Match say zyada duaon mein khuzoo-o-khushoo ka muzahira karein.
4.Catch chootnay ki surat mein lahol parhein.
5.Catch pakray janay ki surat mein Allah ki hamd-o-sana karein.
6.Semi final aur final ka roza rakhein.
7.Match musallay per baith kar daikhein(AAP KI DUAON KA TALIB=AFRIDI=)....:8

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