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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:06-08-2011

All Scientists Fail To Answer This,But PATHAN(Rizwana Khan)Rocks
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Q:Which Liquid Thing Turns to Solid On Heating?
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Pathan:(Rizwana Khan)Pakoray
hehehehe;-)

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Sender:IRFAN

Date:06-08-2011

1 admi bhagta hua bus mein charha aur zor se chillaya "khabardar" koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga...

Basheer kulfi wala khud app ke pass aye ga... aur apko kulfi khilaye ga


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Sender:irfan tariq

Date:06-08-2011


aik larkay ki 9 behnen thy, 10 ve behan paida hui to aik dost ne poocha iska nam kya rakho gey... larkay ne jawab dia: Ben 10

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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:04-08-2011

llllllllll
lll(l',')l
lll/ll\ll
lll]ll[lllBas .27
din sabr kr lo,
Ramzan khatm hote hi zamanat karwdungi tmhari....

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Sender:ALI ROCKS

Date:02-08-2011

Srdar:Miss ap ne kAL Mujy caL Kyun Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se? TecHeR:Mai Ne To Koi CaLL Ni Ki. Sardar:tO pHir mry mObiLe pE KyOn LiKhA ThA. 1 Miss caLL

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Sender:ALI ROCKS

Date:02-08-2011

GOLDEN RULE "Agar Koi Apko Patthar maarY To Ap Usko Phool Maaro.
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LekiN
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GamlY k SaatH. . .*

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Sender:ALI ROCKS

Date:02-08-2011

*. .Pathan apni wife ke sath motor bike me speed me jaraha tha.

Wife:Aram se chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.

Pathan:tum bi ankhien bnd karlo meri terha. .*

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Sender:ALI ROCKS

Date:02-08-2011

Pathan begam ke liye chapal lene gaya

dukandar:Pathan G size batao?

Pathan:yar wo tu main bhool gaya hun! Aisa karo meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo. . .*

*rks*

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Sender:ALI ROCKS

Date:02-08-2011

Bap beti se:tm chup kr mobile pe BAT Q krti ho sb k samne krne me SHARM ati hai?

CHOTI BEHAN:

Papa baji ko chup k hi baat krne den wrna sbko SHARAM aygi. .*

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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:31-07-2011

Your Silly Silly Two Eyes Took
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away the REST Of My Heart
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The Rest Of My Heart Was
Taken Away By ur Silly Silly Two Eyes...!
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Samajh Nahi Aaya?
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Ab Aa Jaye Ga
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Tere Mast Mast Do Nain Mere Dil Ka Legaye Chain.
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Mere Dil Ka Legay Chain Tere Mast Mast Do Nain.

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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:26-07-2011

A middle aged man asked the trainer in gym:
"I want to impress beautiful girls,which machine should I use?"
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Trainer:
"Sir,Use the ATM machine....":-)

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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:25-07-2011

A murghi falls in love with kawwa.
Murgha found out
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Murgha:Mujh me kia kami hai.Mae tum se mohbt karta hun.Mujh se ziada pyar tum se koi bhi nai kar sakta koi b nai.
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Aisa kia hai os kawway me jo mujh me nai.
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Murghi:I respect ur emotions but He is in Airforce:-o

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Sender:waseem

Date:23-07-2011

ek sardarjee gher gayee to kanpay hath rakhka hoo-aa tha, beewee say bolay aaj wagon may museebut hogayee, keel nay mera kan zukhmee kur dia seat kee waja say, beeweee nay kaha tum nay seat budul layna thee to sardar jee bolay kis say badulta, saree bus to khalee thee.

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Sender:ibrahim

Date:23-07-2011

Tmhri yad mera dil ma kuch is trha Sa bas gai
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jaisi chotay say rikshay ma moti c Anti phass gai...
"\('.')/"
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< \ way menu kaddo way...

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Sender:afza khan

Date:20-07-2011

pathan class may tha aik larka aya or bola k jaga per baitho pathan nay bola who r u? larka bola iam a monitor pathan bola main c.p.u

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Sender:waseem

Date:20-07-2011

aaj kee taza khaber.
Pakistan kay sub leadran nay appna sara baher ka paisa wapis manga lia, or America ko imdad ka wada kia hay.

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Sender:WASEEM

Date:20-07-2011

ek sardarjee ghar say niklay to dekha kay samnay kailay ka chilka para tha, kehnay lagay, hi rabba ajj phil phisulna payee ga.

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Sender:haris bashir

Date:14-07-2011

teacher=pathan se ye meri nawasi hai is ko english main translate kro
PATHAN=HANS HANS K CHAIR SE GIR GIA
TEACHER=KIA HUA
PATHAN=ITNA ASAN 89

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Sender:waseem

Date:13-07-2011

dekha maynay, Nawazshareef nay Zardari ko galay lagay, fazalulrehman nay bhee mohabbat say sub leadran ko dekha, acchnak ek cheekh kee awaz aaa-e
ee or phir may khawab say jag para tha.

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Sender:Anees khan

Date:12-07-2011

Ya ALLAH!

Tujhe tere pyarey bando ka waasta

Is bar Ramzan men shetaan ka sath

WAPDA walon ko b band kar dena

Ameen

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