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Sender:Farrukh Shehzad

Date:18-01-2012

Chand alfaaz aap ki poori zindagi tabah kar saktay hain.
Jaisay k,
"Qabool Hai!"
"Qabool Hai!"
"Qabool Hai!" :

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Sender:Bushra's

Date:17-01-2012

Ek Pthan' khawaja photo studio waly ke pas gea, aur kehny laga yara ek tasveer bna do"

khawaja ask!
Khan shb kia size rakhu"

pthan khawaja se
pasport size bna do. Per hamara chapal ß ana chaey!

Hahahahae"geo khawaja! Studio


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Sender:rais mengal

Date:02-01-2012

berking news khuzdar may ak na malom afard na motor cikel per do bando ko
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slam kia or bola happy new year

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Sender:farha

Date:02-01-2012

Khuda kare k naya saal mujhe raas aajae
jo mera hai wo mere pas aajae
mujhe intezar na karna pare
meri shadi ki date le kr meri saas aajae
( Ameen )

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Sender:RAO TARIQUE

Date:01-01-2012

MATH TEACHER EK BALOCH SE >
AGAR TUMHARE 1 POCKET ME 1000 RS HON AUR 2ND POCKET ME 2000 RS HON TO TUM KIA SOCHO GY.?

BALOCH?

ARRY HUM NE KISI OR KA KAMEEZ TO NAHI PEN LIYA.

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Sender:ehtesham

Date:26-12-2011

SHUKAR ADA KARO US KHUDA KA JIS NE MUJAY PAIDA KIA.....










WARNA SARA DIN MOBILE KI KHALI SCREEN DEKHNI PARTI.

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Sender:Aalam KHan

Date:18-12-2011

Office Wali .......... ziada Sweet Hoti Hai

Ghar Wali .......... bas theek Hoti Hai
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Hotel Wali .......... Mast Hoti Hai,
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5 Star Wali.......... zara mehangi Hoti Hai,
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Lekin Ek Baat Hai......
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Chai Akhir Chai Hoti Hai (tea).....

Par Ajj Phir Apki Soch Ko 21 Toopoun Ki Salami =D

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Sender:Sherazi

Date:10-12-2011

Girl: mai us admi sy shadi kron gi jo khud ro k b mujy hansaiy
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ALTAF BHAI SY KR LO

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Sender:M.ARSLAN

Date:03-12-2011

is dil main ansoun k male hain
tum bin buhat hum akelay hain
sub kuch chor kar tumhain mila kartay hain
dekho kitne hum vele hain

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Sender:Mudassar Ahmad

Date:22-11-2011

:Happy chotti ammi day :
Hamesha sub log apni ammi ko wish karte hain ......kisi ne ye socha us hasti ka kya jo har waqt tumhare sath rehti hai har waqt tum se baatain karti hai ,tumhare dukh share karti hai <woh azim hasti jis ke liye tumhari maa ne bhi kaha hai ye itni raat gaye kis maa se baatain kar rahe ho? plz aaj ke din us raat wali ammi ko bhi wish karain ,<HAPPY CHOTTI AMMI DAY>

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Sender:nimra

Date:06-11-2011

Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho
teri khushi kbhi kam na ho
dua hay tujhe mile ek pyara sa duolha

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jis ka wazan


80 kilo se
kam na ho
(BOLO BOLO 'AMEEEENN.)

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Sender:tahir

Date:01-11-2011

Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam
msg parhne walo ko mera salam

Tea pepsi pine walo kbhi pani b piya kro
fokat k msg parhne walo kbhi msg b kiya kro

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Sender:sidra bhatti

Date:26-10-2011

ham apke gali sa guzra ajeeb itafaq tha
apna phool phanka gamla bhe sath tha

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Sender:Rao Abid

Date:23-10-2011

zardari ko dekha to rooh khush ho gai
aik kmi wo bhe puri ho gai

pagal hen wo log jo kehty hen
k chempenzy ki aakhri nsl khtm ho gai

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Sender:arsalan

Date:20-10-2011

bijli walo ki
ammi ko
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ko salam anti apne inko kiyo peda kya

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Sender:zulqar

Date:17-10-2011

Zindgi main agar kuch hasil krna hai tu hamesha apny demagh ki suno, agar demagh sy koi jwab na aaye tu aankhen band kr k socho................................k demagh hai b k nhe

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Sender:SUNNYKHAN

Date:03-10-2011

fruit kharab nhi hota, makhiyan kharab krti hain
wah
wah
bacha kharab nhi hota bachiyan kharab krti hain

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Sender:zubair

Date:27-09-2011

A message from dengue Machar

Me duniya ki har jaga ghoom chuka hun.

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Lahore Lahore ay

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Sender:Junaid Mujahid

Date:23-09-2011

Zindgi main agar kuch hasil krna hai tu hamesha apny demagh ki suno, agar demagh sy koi jwab na aaye tu aankhen band kr k socho................................k demagh hai b k nhe

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Sender:mohkam zero nine

Date:09-09-2011

Boy....
tum larkiyaan itni khabsorat kyn hoti hooo .
Girls..
kyn k ALLAH ney hum ko apney hatoon sey banaya hai
Boy....
bol tu aise rahi ho jesey hum net sey download howe hain

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