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Funny Sms

Don't Worry - that you tried to be Einstein and Failed
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If Einstein had tried to be you, he'd have failed, too!

Sender:Imad Date:09-01-2015
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A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring... and your house is gone!

Sender:Kashif Date:07-01-2015
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Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?
Pappu: The Lunch Bell!

Sender:Shabir Date:07-01-2015
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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Sender:Umar Date:06-01-2015
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Girl: Will you marry me?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: When?
Boy: As soon as I complete CA.
Girl: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai To Naa Bol Do, Bahane Mat Karo!

Sender:Imad Date:05-01-2015
Funny Sms



Teacher: Qaatil kisy kehty hain?

Student: Mujhe nai pata.

Teacher: For example! Tum ne apny baap ko qatl kr diya. Ab tm kon huye?

Student: “YATEEM”

Sender:Khan Date:01-01-2015
Funny Sms

I love my job only when I'm on vacation!

Sender:Ismail Date:30-12-2014
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There are 3 Dolls in a man's life:
1. His Daughter - Barbie Doll
2. His Girlfriend - Baby Doll
3. His Wife - Panadol

Sender:Khan Date:29-12-2014
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Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Sender:Kashif Date:26-12-2014
Funny Sms

Only true friends stand by you during bad times.
So I promise I'll...
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attend your wedding!

Sender:Shan Date:23-12-2014
Funny Sms

What's common between clouds and wife?
When both are not around, we call it a bright day!

Sender:Tahir Date:22-12-2014
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New generation:
Facebook last seen - 6 seconds ago;
Whatsapp last seen - 4 seconds ago;
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But textbook last seen - 8 months ago!

Sender:Yasir Date:22-12-2014
Funny Sms

Great people talk about things.
Small people talk about other people.
And legends never talk -
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they send MESSAGES!

Sender:kashif Date:21-12-2014
Funny Sms

Love - the quest
Marriage - the conquest
Divorce - the inquest!

Sender:Imad Date:19-12-2014
Funny Sms

New Funny Law

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action!

Sender:Tahir Date:18-12-2014
Funny Sms

Chemistry Teacher: What happens when Potassium Iodide is mixed with 2 parts of Sulfur?
Pappu: Kiss
Teacher: How?
Pappu: KI+2S = Kiss

Sender:Sirah Date:17-12-2014
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Nurse: A beautiful dashing girl who holds your hand, looks into your eyes and still expects your pulse to be normal!

Sender:Tahir Date:15-12-2014
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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A girlfriend answers all your questions, a wife questions all your answers!

Sender:Kami Date:15-12-2014
Funny Sms

A boy commented on his Facebook status - Happy New Year.
The girl wrote in comments - Same to you.
The boy edited the comment to - I love you!

Sender:Khan Date:12-12-2014
Funny Sms

Great people talk about things.
Small people talk about other people.
And legends never talk -
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they send MESSAGES!

Sender:Imad Date:11-12-2014
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