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Funny Sms


Sender:Farrukh Shehzad

Date:19-06-2011

Indian girl:
Me to os se shadi kron gi jo handsome ho ameer ho or bohot pyar kary
Or tum?
Pakistani girl:
Me to os se shadi karon gi jis k ghar U.P.S laga ho.

Funny Sms


Sender:SARAH SHIRAZ

Date:18-06-2011

funny but true
boy makes mistake
girl shouts at him
boy says ''sorry''
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girl makes mistake
boy shouts at her
girl starts crying
boy says ''sorry'':D


Funny Sms


Sender:Abdul muntaqeem

Date:18-06-2011

1 pakistani japan mein cooking k muqable mein khali pateeli mein chamcha chala raha tha.


japani;kya bana rahe ho??



pakistani; pagal.

Funny Sms


Sender:waseem khan

Date:17-06-2011

Ajj kee taza khaber, Asif Zardaree nay Lyaree may Makan Kareed lee-aa, kay aab sirf sadgee hogee,udher Mian Nawaz shareef nay bhee sadgee apnatay hoo-aa Shantee Nager may makan khareed leeaa, do jannatee.

Funny Sms


Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:17-06-2011

A Fantastic Tip
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Hamesha uss shakhs ko khush rakhen
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jise
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AAP har roz aaine mein dekhte hain:D

Funny Sms


Sender:WASEEM.A.KHAN

Date:15-06-2011

EK SARDARJEE , GHAR SAY NIKLAY , SAMNAY KALAY KA CHILKA PARA THA, BOLAY, HI RABBA AAJ PHIR PHISULNA PARA GA?

Funny Sms


Sender:WASEEM.A.KHAN

Date:15-06-2011

EK PATHAN CHOKEEDAR KAY PASS DOOSRA PATHAN GAYA OR KAHA, MANAY CHOREE KURNEE HAY, CHOKEEDAR NAY KAHA, KURLO, PHIR DOOSRAY DIN GAYA, CHOKEEDAR NAY KAHA, CHOREE KUR LO, TEESRAY, DIN JUB GAYA, TO PATHAN CHOKEEDAR NAY US KAY PAA-OO BANDH DEEA, OR POLICE STATION CHALLA GAYA, BOLA, SAHAB EK CHOR KO PUKRA HAY , MAY NAY US KAY PAA-OO BANDH DEEAA HAY, PAKERLO, POLICE OFFICER NAY KAHA KAY BHAEE US KAY HATH KEW NAHEE BANDHAY, WO TO KHOL KER HEE BHAG JAYA GA, PATHAN CHOKEEDAR BOLA, CHOR, CHORO, WO BHEE PATHAN HAY,

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Sender:WASEEM

Date:15-06-2011

EK GUNJAY SAHAB NAEE, KAY PAS GAYA, OR KAHA, BAAL KAT DO, NAHEE NAY KAHA, DOUBLE PAISAY HONGAY, AAK DAFA. BAL DHONDNAY KAY, OR DOOSRAY BAL KATNAY KAY.

Funny Sms


Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:13-06-2011

Letx c,hw much u knw me.
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1.Do u think i am in love?
A
2.My marriage wil be arranged o love?:)
A
3.I believe on first sight love?:)
A
4.My which quality will attract my lover?:)
A
5.Am i romantic?:)
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6.Will i respect my husband/wife?:)
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7.Will my saasu maa n paa be happy wd me?:)
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8.Who wil be dominatint?Me or my life partner?:)
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Rply...

Funny Sms


Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:13-06-2011

Lesson 1:Ki ku ki ki ko ki ku
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Lesson 2:O ki ko ka ki ka o ki ka
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Lesson 3:Ki ka ku ku ka ko ki ka ku
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Congratulation's!
u have successfully completed monkey's language course
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Now u r a smart monkey
****
(@@)
'(...)'
plz collect ur certificate
&
u r welcome to the "Karachi"Zoo.

Funny Sms


Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:12-06-2011

Pyare
Or Aziz dost..
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ASSALAM-O-ALAIKUM!!
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Bas Salam kar k 70 Naikiyan leni thi,
ab apna kaam karo Shabash.!

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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:12-06-2011

Ab tu hi bata kis tarhan niklen hum mohabbat k is jaal se,
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Kaaly kaaly faalsy khatay mithy faalsay.
(.")/unclemasala
/()todaal dain
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Funny Sms


Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:12-06-2011

Pakistan Dunya Ka Wo Wahid Mulk Hai...
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Jahan Mein Rehti hoon....:)

Funny Sms


Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:12-06-2011

Hr
Aasman
me
Sitare
nahi
hote
Hr
samandar
k
kinare
nahi
hote
.
Hr
nazar
se
Ishare
nahi
hote
.
Hr
bahar
me
Nazare
nahi
hote
.
Hr
park
me
Favare
nahi
hote
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Hr
jaam
k
pemane
nahi
hote
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Sabhi
hasino
k
Divane
nahi
hote
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Hr
gham
k
Fasane
nahi
hote
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Hr
msg
ka
end
nahi
hota
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Darakht
pe
lage
hen
aam
ja
k
tor
lo
.
Agar
kuch
reh
gaya
hy
To
khud
jor
lo
.
Ab
ghussy
se
muu
na
phulao
.
Mentos
khao
or
dimaagh
ki
batti
jalao
or
bijli
ka
bil
bachao
.
Mene
Apko
boht
pakaya
ab
Aap
kisi
or
ko
pakao
.
Itni
der
se
sms
parh
rahe
ho
jao
kuch
kha
p
k
aao
.
Mera
kam
ho
gaya
Ab
Aap
apna
hunar
dikhao
.
Aap
ne
parh
liya
Ab
doosron
koparhao.

Funny Sms


Sender:WASEEM.A.KHAN

Date:10-06-2011

ek sahab najoomee kay pass gaya, or kaha janab, meray daya hath may khuglee ho rahee hay, us nay kaha, tumharay pass paisa aayyaaga, phir bola, janab meray baya hath may Khujlee ho rahee hay, us nay kaha, tum khurcha karo gay, phir us nay kaha, janab meray daya paaoo may khujlee ho rahee hay, us nay kaha tum safar karo gay, phir usnay kaha janab meray baya paaoo may khujlee ho rahee hay to najoomee ghussa ho gaya or bola ja bay, thujhay kharish kee beemaree hay bhag,

Funny Sms


Sender:*Rizwana Khan*

Date:09-06-2011

Breaking News:
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Shahid Afridi ne Gulshan-E-Iqbal Block-13.D mai Tandoor kholne ka faisla kra liya.
BOOM BOOM Chapati..:-)

Funny Sms


Sender:Farrukh Shehzad

Date:08-06-2011

TWO BRILLIANT MINDS
pathan or Sardar pani peeny gae to Glass ulta para tha
Pathan, yara is ka to moo he band hy
Sardar, Aakho Thalu V Leak A

Funny Sms


Sender:ALI ROCKS

Date:07-06-2011

Husband:" Judge sahab mujhe TALAQ chahiye, meri BV ne 1 saal se Mujhse baat nahi ki...
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Judge: "Phir soch Lo, aisi BV naseeb walon ko milti hai...!

Funny Sms


Sender:ALI ROCKS

Date:07-06-2011

Pathan ne math k paper mein dance krna shuru kr dya! Pucha gaya, Ye kia kr rahe ho khan g? Pathan: maire dost ne kaha tha k har step k number hotay hain...

Funny Sms


Sender:ALI ROCKS

Date:07-06-2011

*JOKE*
Wife: "Shadi se pehle tou tum mujhe roz gift diya karte the tou ab kyun naheen dete?"
Husband: "Machhli pakadne ke baad bhi kya koi chara dalta hai???"

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