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Sender:Zahir

Date:24-11-2012

2 charh gay,

To train ma logo ny kaha

WELDONE

Pathan: khaak well done?

Jana to unho ny tha,
Hum to chornay aye thy….:P:P

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Sender:Hina

Date:23-11-2012

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
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Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta


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Sender:Sara Khan

Date:22-11-2012

Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)

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Sender:Aleem

Date:21-11-2012

Boy 1: Larkion ko ""I love you"" bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
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Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

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Sender:Irfan

Date:20-11-2012

A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?

Funny Sms


Sender:Kamran

Date:19-11-2012

“Most innocent & heart touching lines said by a true lover to his love while break-up…!”
“baji mere gift wapas kar dain..!”

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Sender:Babar

Date:19-11-2012

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

Funny Sms


Sender:Jibran

Date:18-11-2012

Pappu V/S Teacher

Teacher :- Insaan Wo Hey Jo dusron K Kaam Aaye.
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Pappu :- Lekin Exam K Waqt Na To Aap Khud Insan Banti Hain,

OR

Na dusron Ko Insan Banne Deti Hain..

Funny Sms


Sender:waseem

Date:16-11-2012

2 sardaron ko 2 bamb mily
1 nay kaha chalo police k bataty hain
2ra agar rasty main 1 chal gaya to
1 kahain gay 1 hi mila tha

Funny Sms


Sender:Mohammad Asif

Date:15-11-2012

Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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Sender:asim

Date:14-11-2012

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; ,
Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked… : …

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Sender:kashan

Date:13-11-2012

AQAL BADAM KHANY SY NAHI
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DHOKA KHANY SY ATI HY………..
FUNNY BUT TRUE

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Sender:Sunny

Date:13-11-2012

Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-):-D

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Sender:Sunny

Date:12-11-2012

Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin.
Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya..
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Q k
santa ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi;-)

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Sender:Kashif

Date:10-11-2012

Q udas bethi ho kisi sham ki tarha.
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Jharu pocha karlo
Mat betho Had haram ki Tarha
lovely msg f0r “Bekar” Girlz..

Funny Sms


Sender:Hira

Date:07-11-2012

I Found Aaladin’s Lamp
I Asked Him to Increase
Your Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed & told
Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !

Funny Sms


Sender:Kashif Khan

Date:05-11-2012

The Longest Distance for a morning work in winter is from
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the bed to the toilet=p

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Sender:Mohammad Asif

Date:02-11-2012

Girl: janu is week daily movie dhekhenge.
next week daily shopping karenge
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boy:uske next week mazar per jayenge
Girl: wo kyu…..??
Boy: bheek mangne… =))

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Sender:Usama

Date:01-11-2012

True Graduation Speech:
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“First, I’d like to thank Google.
Secondly, I’d like to thank copy and paste!
Thirdly, I’d like to thank the photocopy machine!” ……. ;)

Funny Sms


Sender:Kamran

Date:30-10-2012

Ultra Height Of Laziness
Is
” Sleeping And Dreaming. . .
And In Dream, Also Sleeping
And Dreaming About
Sleeping . . :-D :-D

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