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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

Signs a Woman likes you:
1. Eye contact
2. Twirls her hair
3. Laughs at your jokes
4. Follow you
5. Keys your car
6. Kills you

Sender:Shan Date:03-02-2015
Funny Sms

Friends I’m Collecting
Quad Photos
Give Ur Contribution
2 My Collection.
A Small Condition Is
It Must Be On
500 Or 1000 Rupees Note

Sender:Khan Date:02-02-2015
Funny Sms

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Sender:Ajay Date:01-02-2015
Funny Sms

Husband: can you b da moon of my Life?
Wife: Awww Yes darling..!
Husband: Hmmm great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Meee

Sender:Hamza Ali Date:29-01-2015
Funny Sms

When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun.
And not the school!

Sender:Hamza Ali Date:28-01-2015
Funny Sms

What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
A: Lazy bones!

Sender:Rohan Date:28-01-2015
Funny Sms

What do you Call a Female Who Never Laughs?
"HASINA" :-)

Sender:Shan Date:27-01-2015
Funny Sms

18 year old boy: Will you marry me?
18 year old girl: Get lost! No!
5 year old boy: Will you marry me?
18 year old girl: OMG! He's so cute... yes yes I will!

Age does matter

Sender:Shan Date:26-01-2015
Funny Sms

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Sender:Osama Date:23-01-2015
Funny Sms

I will be forever in your debt if you would just loan me one million US Dollars!

Sender:Aamir Date:23-01-2015
Funny Sms

What's the difference between:

1. Boyfriend
2. Lover
3. Husband
4. Ex Boyfriend

Very Simple, Yaar

1. Prepaid
2. Postpaid
3. Lifetime
4. Coin box!

Sender:Kinza Date:22-01-2015
Funny Sms

I'm a female:
Fe = Iron
Male = Man
Therefore I am an Iron Man!

Sender:Haroon Date:22-01-2015
Funny Sms

Things men do that upset women:
1. Lie
2. Not talk
3. Be honest
4. Talk too much
5. Not show emotions
6. Be too emotional
7. Breathe!

Sender:maheel Date:21-01-2015
Funny Sms

Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again.
Advocate asks his client, "Why? Only last month you got the divorce."
Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!

Sender:Haroon Date:20-01-2015
Funny Sms

Wife: How long have you been sleeping?
Husband: Ever since I got married!

Sender:Ismail Date:19-01-2015
Funny Sms

Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice - Damn... you are good!

Sender:Mirza Date:17-01-2015
Funny Sms

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"
I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

Sender:Rahim Date:16-01-2015
Funny Sms

I cried when I failed in 2 Subjects;
But I laughed when I came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects!

Sender:Kashif Date:16-01-2015
Funny Sms

Cute things to call your girlfriend:
1. Sugar
2. Honey
3. Flour
4. Egg
6. 1/2 cup butter
7. Stir
8. Pour into pan
9. Preheat Oven to 325°
10. Bake till golden brown

Sender:Kashif Date:15-01-2015
Funny Sms

A man is born without ailments. All the ills are acquired by smoking, drinking and logging into Facebook!

Sender:Kashif Date:15-01-2015