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Funny Sms
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Sender:Mohammad Asif
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Date:02-11-2012
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Girl: janu is week daily movie dhekhenge.
next week daily shopping karenge
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boy:uske next week mazar per jayenge
Girl: wo kyu…..??
Boy: bheek mangne… =))
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Usama
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Date:01-11-2012
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True Graduation Speech:
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“First, I’d like to thank Google.
Secondly, I’d like to thank copy and paste!
Thirdly, I’d like to thank the photocopy machine!” ……. ;)
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Kamran
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Date:30-10-2012
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Ultra Height Of Laziness
Is
” Sleeping And Dreaming. . .
And In Dream, Also Sleeping
And Dreaming About
Sleeping . . :-D :-D
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Babar
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Date:25-10-2012
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Sometimes Words Are Not Enough..:(
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A Punch Is Necessary..:P :D
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Humera
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Date:23-10-2012
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“Real Heart Touching Story”
A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird
That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As A
Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend.
Next Day He Asked About The Gift
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B0y: Hows The Bird??
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Girl:
Very Tasty
Uffffff ye zalim girls…..
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Asif
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Date:20-10-2012
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Diffrnce B/w Theoretical & Pratical Knowledge..
Girls Scores 99/100 In Computer..
Dont Even Know How To Turn On Computer properly
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Junaid
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Date:17-10-2012
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Sit 'n Cry for the whole day
'n Nobody shows intrest to know whats wrong,
But
Sit 'n Smile seeing a Msg on your phone
'n the whole damn world wants to know
Whose on the other side.. !!
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Junaid
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Date:15-10-2012
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A 4 APPLE
B 4 BARA APPLE
C 4 CHOTA APPLE
D 4 DOOSRA APPLE
E 4 EK AUR APPLE
F 4 FREE APPLE
G 4 GREEN APPLE
H 4 …..
Ho gia na pait kharab, Or khao itne Apple.
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Haris
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Date:12-10-2012
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Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Kashif
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Date:11-10-2012
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1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.
Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?
Pagal:Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga
Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy
Pagal:Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,
Un ka birthday mnaon ga,
Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir
Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,
phir
“Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga”
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Salman
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Date:10-10-2012
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Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Osama
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Date:09-10-2012
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True bravery is to arrive home … fully drunk.. a late night out.. and mom waiting with a jharu in hand and you ask “hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Wasim
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Date:08-10-2012
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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Junaid
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Date:06-10-2012
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What happens when a lion roars thrice? – - – - – Think – - – - – Any guess? – - – - – Ok i will tell you.. – - – - – Tom & jerry cartoon begins!
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Nida
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Date:04-10-2012
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Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..
Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here
Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty :P
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Hira
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Date:03-10-2012
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When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit….. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Haris
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Date:02-10-2012
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English N Urdu Always Contradict Each Other:
-The Sooner The Better.
-Jaldi Ka Kaam Sheitaan Ka Hota Hai.
-Talk Of The Devil And The Devil Is Here.
-Bari Lambi Umar Hai,Abhi Tumhari Baat Kar Rahay Thay.
-Absence Makes A Heart Go Fonder.
-Nazar Se Ojhal ..Dil Se Ojhal
-Fight For Your Rights.
-Sbar Ka Phal Metha Hota Hai.
-As Wise As An Owl.
-Bewakuf, Ullo Ka Patha :P:D
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Umer
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Date:01-10-2012
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Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa
kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1.
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go?
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur mother?
Kid: no.
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before . .
Papa: Ullu da Pattha.. ;-p
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Mohammad Asif
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Date:27-09-2012
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If Someone Ask Me Who is Your Best Friend?
I Will Simply Say?
?Someone
Who?ll Never Avoid Me
Just Because of Someone Else?.. !
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Funny Sms
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Sender:SHAMS
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Date:26-09-2012
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Gilrs Main tumhare liye rakhi layi tumne kyu nahi bandhwai.
boy:Agar kal main mangalsutr launga to kya tum bandhwa legi'
Baaaaaat karti hai////
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