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Funny Sms
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Sender:prince
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Date:28-01-2012
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1 black larki ko jaduger ne jadu se par lga diye.
larki: wow! ab kia mein PARI ban gayi hun?
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jaduger:
anni diye tu chamgader ban gyi ain.
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Funny Sms
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Sender:bushra
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Date:20-01-2012
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aaapna kam karo.................
pagal............
hahahahahhhaaa.............
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Farrukh Shehzad
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Date:18-01-2012
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Peer- "Beta... Koi mannat maango!"
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Mureed - "Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain..."
Peer - "Beta 'mannat' maango 'Jannat' nahi..
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Farrukh Shehzad
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Date:18-01-2012
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Chand alfaaz aap ki poori zindagi tabah kar saktay hain.
Jaisay k,
"Qabool Hai!"
"Qabool Hai!"
"Qabool Hai!" :
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Bushra's
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Date:17-01-2012
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Ek Pthan' khawaja photo studio waly ke pas gea, aur kehny laga yara ek tasveer bna do"
khawaja ask!
Khan shb kia size rakhu"
pthan khawaja se
pasport size bna do. Per hamara chapal ß ana chaey!
Hahahahae"geo khawaja! Studio
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Funny Sms
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Sender:rais mengal
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Date:02-01-2012
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berking news khuzdar may ak na malom afard na motor cikel per do bando ko
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slam kia or bola happy new year
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Funny Sms
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Sender:farha
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Date:02-01-2012
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Khuda kare k naya saal mujhe raas aajae
jo mera hai wo mere pas aajae
mujhe intezar na karna pare
meri shadi ki date le kr meri saas aajae
( Ameen )
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Funny Sms
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Sender:RAO TARIQUE
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Date:01-01-2012
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MATH TEACHER EK BALOCH SE >
AGAR TUMHARE 1 POCKET ME 1000 RS HON AUR 2ND POCKET ME 2000 RS HON TO TUM KIA SOCHO GY.?
BALOCH?
ARRY HUM NE KISI OR KA KAMEEZ TO NAHI PEN LIYA.
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Funny Sms
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Sender:ehtesham
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Date:26-12-2011
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SHUKAR ADA KARO US KHUDA KA JIS NE MUJAY PAIDA KIA.....
WARNA SARA DIN MOBILE KI KHALI SCREEN DEKHNI PARTI.
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Aalam KHan
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Date:18-12-2011
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Office Wali .......... ziada Sweet Hoti Hai
Ghar Wali .......... bas theek Hoti Hai
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Hotel Wali .......... Mast Hoti Hai,
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5 Star Wali.......... zara mehangi Hoti Hai,
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Lekin Ek Baat Hai......
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Chai Akhir Chai Hoti Hai (tea).....
Par Ajj Phir Apki Soch Ko 21 Toopoun Ki Salami =D
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Sherazi
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Date:10-12-2011
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Girl: mai us admi sy shadi kron gi jo khud ro k b mujy hansaiy
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Boy:
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ALTAF BHAI SY KR LO
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Funny Sms
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Sender:M.ARSLAN
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Date:03-12-2011
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is dil main ansoun k male hain
tum bin buhat hum akelay hain
sub kuch chor kar tumhain mila kartay hain
dekho kitne hum vele hain
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Mudassar Ahmad
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Date:22-11-2011
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:Happy chotti ammi day :
Hamesha sub log apni ammi ko wish karte hain ......kisi ne ye socha us hasti ka kya jo har waqt tumhare sath rehti hai har waqt tum se baatain karti hai ,tumhare dukh share karti hai <woh azim hasti jis ke liye tumhari maa ne bhi kaha hai ye itni raat gaye kis maa se baatain kar rahe ho? plz aaj ke din us raat wali ammi ko bhi wish karain ,<HAPPY CHOTTI AMMI DAY>
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Funny Sms
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Sender:nimra
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Date:06-11-2011
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Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho
teri khushi kbhi kam na ho
dua hay tujhe mile ek pyara sa duolha
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jis ka wazan
80 kilo se
kam na ho
(BOLO BOLO 'AMEEEENN.)
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Funny Sms
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Sender:tahir
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Date:01-11-2011
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Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam
msg parhne walo ko mera salam
Tea pepsi pine walo kbhi pani b piya kro
fokat k msg parhne walo kbhi msg b kiya kro
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Funny Sms
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Sender:sidra bhatti
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Date:26-10-2011
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ham apke gali sa guzra ajeeb itafaq tha
apna phool phanka gamla bhe sath tha
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Rao Abid
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Date:23-10-2011
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zardari ko dekha to rooh khush ho gai
aik kmi wo bhe puri ho gai
pagal hen wo log jo kehty hen
k chempenzy ki aakhri nsl khtm ho gai
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Funny Sms
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Sender:arsalan
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Date:20-10-2011
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bijli walo ki
ammi ko
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ko salam anti apne inko kiyo peda kya
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Funny Sms
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Sender:zulqar
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Date:17-10-2011
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Zindgi main agar kuch hasil krna hai tu hamesha apny demagh ki suno, agar demagh sy koi jwab na aaye tu aankhen band kr k socho................................k demagh hai b k nhe
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Funny Sms
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Sender:SUNNYKHAN
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Date:03-10-2011
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fruit kharab nhi hota, makhiyan kharab krti hain
wah
wah
bacha kharab nhi hota bachiyan kharab krti hain
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