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Funny Sms
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Sender:ALI ROCKS
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Date:02-08-2011
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Srdar:Miss ap ne kAL Mujy caL Kyun Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se? TecHeR:Mai Ne To Koi CaLL Ni Ki. Sardar:tO pHir mry mObiLe pE KyOn LiKhA ThA. 1 Miss caLL
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Funny Sms
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Sender:ALI ROCKS
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Date:02-08-2011
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GOLDEN RULE "Agar Koi Apko Patthar maarY To Ap Usko Phool Maaro.
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LekiN
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GamlY k SaatH. . .*
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Funny Sms
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Sender:ALI ROCKS
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Date:02-08-2011
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*. .Pathan apni wife ke sath motor bike me speed me jaraha tha.
Wife:Aram se chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.
Pathan:tum bi ankhien bnd karlo meri terha. .*
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Funny Sms
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Sender:ALI ROCKS
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Date:02-08-2011
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Pathan begam ke liye chapal lene gaya
dukandar:Pathan G size batao?
Pathan:yar wo tu main bhool gaya hun! Aisa karo meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo. . .*
*rks*
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Funny Sms
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Sender:ALI ROCKS
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Date:02-08-2011
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Bap beti se:tm chup kr mobile pe BAT Q krti ho sb k samne krne me SHARM ati hai?
CHOTI BEHAN:
Papa baji ko chup k hi baat krne den wrna sbko SHARAM aygi. .*
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Funny Sms
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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*
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Date:31-07-2011
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Your Silly Silly Two Eyes Took
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away the REST Of My Heart
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The Rest Of My Heart Was
Taken Away By ur Silly Silly Two Eyes...!
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Samajh Nahi Aaya?
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Ab Aa Jaye Ga
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Tere Mast Mast Do Nain Mere Dil Ka Legaye Chain.
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Mere Dil Ka Legay Chain Tere Mast Mast Do Nain.
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Funny Sms
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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*
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Date:26-07-2011
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A middle aged man asked the trainer in gym:
"I want to impress beautiful girls,which machine should I use?"
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Trainer:
"Sir,Use the ATM machine....":-)
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Funny Sms
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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*
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Date:25-07-2011
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A murghi falls in love with kawwa.
Murgha found out
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Murgha:Mujh me kia kami hai.Mae tum se mohbt karta hun.Mujh se ziada pyar tum se koi bhi nai kar sakta koi b nai.
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Aisa kia hai os kawway me jo mujh me nai.
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Murghi:I respect ur emotions but He is in Airforce:-o
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Funny Sms
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Sender:waseem
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Date:23-07-2011
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ek sardarjee gher gayee to kanpay hath rakhka hoo-aa tha, beewee say bolay aaj wagon may museebut hogayee, keel nay mera kan zukhmee kur dia seat kee waja say, beeweee nay kaha tum nay seat budul layna thee to sardar jee bolay kis say badulta, saree bus to khalee thee.
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Funny Sms
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Sender:ibrahim
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Date:23-07-2011
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Tmhri yad mera dil ma kuch is trha Sa bas gai
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jaisi chotay say rikshay ma moti c Anti phass gai...
"\('.')/"
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< \ way menu kaddo way...
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Funny Sms
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Sender:afza khan
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Date:20-07-2011
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pathan class may tha aik larka aya or bola k jaga per baitho pathan nay bola who r u? larka bola iam a monitor pathan bola main c.p.u
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Funny Sms
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Sender:waseem
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Date:20-07-2011
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aaj kee taza khaber.
Pakistan kay sub leadran nay appna sara baher ka paisa wapis manga lia, or America ko imdad ka wada kia hay.
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Funny Sms
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Sender:WASEEM
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Date:20-07-2011
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ek sardarjee ghar say niklay to dekha kay samnay kailay ka chilka para tha, kehnay lagay, hi rabba ajj phil phisulna payee ga.
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Funny Sms
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Sender:haris bashir
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Date:14-07-2011
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teacher=pathan se ye meri nawasi hai is ko english main translate kro
PATHAN=HANS HANS K CHAIR SE GIR GIA
TEACHER=KIA HUA
PATHAN=ITNA ASAN 89
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Funny Sms
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Sender:waseem
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Date:13-07-2011
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dekha maynay, Nawazshareef nay Zardari ko galay lagay, fazalulrehman nay bhee mohabbat say sub leadran ko dekha, acchnak ek cheekh kee awaz aaa-e
ee or phir may khawab say jag para tha.
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Funny Sms
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Sender:Anees khan
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Date:12-07-2011
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Ya ALLAH!
Tujhe tere pyarey bando ka waasta
Is bar Ramzan men shetaan ka sath
WAPDA walon ko b band kar dena
Ameen
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Funny Sms
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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*
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Date:08-07-2011
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Jab light ho out of control,
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to khirki darwaze khol,
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khirki darwaze khol,
Chanda mama ko bol!
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"All IzZ wELL"
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KESC kia jane public ka kya hoga?
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jaan jaye gi ya garmi main fana hoga?
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koi na jaane ye masla kab solve hoga?
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To candle jala,UPS chala ya Generator chala k bol
"Bhaiya ALL IzZ Well"
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Funny Sms
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Sender:khurramshahzad
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Date:04-07-2011
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ak shakhs rood pr ja ra tha rasty ma usy shesha nazar ata ha
wo us shesha ko uthata ha or apni shakal dekh k kahta ha
acha to ya ap ka shesha ha or shesha ko wahe road pr rakh ke chala jata ha
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Funny Sms
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Sender:*Rizwana Khan*
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Date:03-07-2011
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Angel-wat do u want?
Boy-a beautiful girl.
Angel-if u r muslim i'll give u katrina.if u r hindu i'll give u kareena.........
if u r christian i'll give u genelia,
whats ur name?
Boy-sheikh vinod fernandes
Angel-give him MEERA for trying to be over smart!!:D
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Funny Sms
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Sender:sameer
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Date:20-06-2011
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pehli bar kisi chehre pe nigah theri hai
us ki ankh sagar se bhi zada gehri hai
thak gaya apna pyar ka izhar krte krte
tab pata chala wo dono kaan se ''BEHRI'' hai
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