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Tum dur sahi Majbur sahi
Par yaad tumhari aati hai
Tum saans waha par leti ho
Aur badbu yaha par aati hai
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MURGA TO MURGI.
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I love u jaan.
main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon,
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MURGI:
haye Allah sachi,
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MURGA: haan
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MURGI:
chal phir aaj anda tu de=
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yahan shop band hain 50 ka load krwa dan.acha to nhi lag rha mgr
pehli dafa koi kam bola hai plz..
Sent:
18-April-2013
01 : 38:39 Pm
Massage centre
+92300000042
Msg frward kro jitna aa jay aap ki qismat or ap b kabhi adha sms parh lia kro....!
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Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..
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Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English Language!
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Sn: Ppa god news hai
Ppa: Kya?
Sn: Apko yd hai apne kha tha ke agr main Exm main pas hogya to mje 5000 denge.
Ppa: Hn.
Sn: Apke 5000 bach ge .
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Wife Wo Samne Sharabi dekh rahe ho Maine use 10 sal phle shadi se inkar kiya tha 0r wo aaj tak p raha hai
Husband:
ITNA Lammbba jashan .
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Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha?
Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .
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Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy
Wah wah wah
Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy
Kisi aur se pyar krlo dafa kro usy
\(",)
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/ \ miti pao g!
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Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez
"APN0 KI JUDAI HY"
So
Plz
Roz Aik 2 sms kr dia kro"
(' , ')>
/) (
/ /Kal V halka Jya Bukhar hogya c.
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Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi aur Dawa Se
Ilaaj…?
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Ae Galib!
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Ishq Ka Rog Tha
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MAA ki Chappal se hi Aaram Aaya.
<(',')
((> ouch
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Mummy Mat Maro…:p
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Physics kitni Easy hoti agar?
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Agar
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‘Apple’ k jagah ‘Tree’ gir gaya hota!!!
To Newton hi mar jata!!!
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Q Udas Bethi Ho Kisi Sham Ki Tarha.
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Jharu pocha karlo
Mat betho Had haram ki Tarha
lovely msg f0r “Bekar” Girlz..
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U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.
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Dollars has increased to Rs. 96…
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Milk has increased to Rs. 70…
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Petrol has increased to Rs. 101… :’(
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Thanks God!
Passing Marks are still 33…
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Kya lekar aye thay?
kya lekar jaoge …?
mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,
itne paise bacha kar kya..
MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.
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Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena
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Ankh0n mein jab kabhi tasveer aap ki aati hai.
Wahh..
*
wahh..
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Astaghfar prh leti ho0n, tabiyat sambhal jaati hai…!!
;)
ab b0lo wah wah..
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Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-
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Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..
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