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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

Shadi K 1 Din Baad Dulha Us
Beauty Parlor Gaya Jahan
Uski Bivi Ko Dulhan Banaya Gaya Tha..

Wo Parlor Wali Madam Ko
IPhone7 Ka Dabba Khubsurat Packing Me
De Ker Aa Gaya..

Madam Ny Khushi Khushi Dabba Khola
To Us Me Se Nokia 1100 Nikla
Aur Ek Parchi Rakhi Hui Thi
Jis Per Likha Tha..

"Same Feelings" :-D :-)

Sender:waqas Date:24-03-2017
Funny Sms

Khamosh Palkon Me Jab Aansu Bhar Aaty Hen..

Aap Ko Kiya Pata Aap Kitny Yaad Aaty Hen..

Hum Aaj Bhi Usi Morr Per Kharay Hen,
Aye Dost..!
Jahan Aap Ny Kaha Tha...
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"Thehro, Hum Samosay Le Ker Aaty Hen.. :-D

Sender:rimsha Date:22-03-2017
Funny Sms

Earlier people used to remove
their hats to give respect
And…
Our new generation…
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Removes head phones to give respect..!! 😀

Sender:basharat Date:21-03-2017
Funny Sms

Kiya Kamal Ka Hunar Hai Aap Ke Paas

Aye Mere Sanam..!

School Me Koi Hamary Bag Se Pencil Nahi Nikal Paya
Aur

Aap Ne Seenay Se Mera Dil Hi Nikal Liya..!

This Is Not Fear.. :-)

Sender:fareeha Date:20-03-2017
Funny Sms

History Teacher:
Name some Famous Pakistanis Who Struggled Against the British.?
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Student: "Imran Khan, Javed Miandad,
Saeed Anwar, Shahid Afridi Etc.." :-D

Sender:veena Date:18-03-2017
Funny Sms

1 Educated bnda gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gya
Or shopkeeper se bola k Bhai apke Pas Qadam hyn..
Shopkeeper b bra naughty tha,
Jldi se bola..

Bhai jaan Qadam te muk gae ne..
2 , 4 chalangan paiyan ne..

Kendy o te paa deyan ?..!!

Sender:maheen Date:17-03-2017
Funny Sms

Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan
Jab Aaty Hen Toofan..

Yaden Baki Reh Jati Hen
Bichar Jaty Hen Insan..

Yaad Rakho Gy To
Bohat Qareeb Pao Gy..

Aur Bhool Gaye To
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Chamaat Bhi Khao Gy.. :-)

(,")/ Tu Bhool
<)( Ker To Dikhaa :-D

Sender:bisma Date:15-03-2017
Funny Sms

Kiya Aap K Ghar Walon Ko
Pata Hai k Aap Pagal Hen.??

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Haan Ya Nahi Me Jawab Den.

Agar Aap Ny Jawab Na Diya To
Yaad Rakhen,
Khamoshi Ka Matlab Haan Hota Hai.. :-)

Sender:mudassir Date:14-03-2017
Funny Sms

Agar Hum Kisi Ko Acha Nahi Lagty To Koi Baat Nahi,,

Ab Her Kisi Ki Choice Achi Ho Ye Zaruri To Nahi.. :-D

Sender:Usama Date:13-03-2017
Funny Sms

Jab Tak Zinda Hen Msg Kerty Rahen Gy,,

Aur Jis Din Na Ker Saky To Samajh Lena

K

Aglay Din Karen Gy.. :-D

Maar Do Mujhy
Zalimo
Maar Do..

Abhi To Meri Shadi Bhi Nahi Hui Hai.. ;-p :-)

Sender:Qaifa Date:11-03-2017
Funny Sms

Zindgi Me Logon K Aise Kaam Aao K

Log Kahen..:

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Tu To Rehne Hi De,
Me Khud Hi Ker Loonga... :-D

Dusron Ka Kaam Bhi Ho Jayega
Aur
Aapka Naam Bhi Ho Jayega.. :-)

Sender:mudassir Date:10-03-2017
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Girl On Chat: Kya Kerte Ho.?

Boy: Me Jung News Network Me Job Kerta Tha,
Magar me Ny Wo Job Chhor Di..

Girl: Ohh Why?

Boy: Yaar Ab Kon itni Subha
Uth ker Paper Bantne Jaye.. :-D

Sender:bilal Date:09-03-2017
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Aap k Mob No. pe agar koi ladka
Faltu ki calls ya miss call kare to
unka mob no.. Olx me daal kar
post kar do i phone 5
Only 10000 rs.. Me
Kasam se jitne
Calls aapko nai kiya hoga
Usse zyaada use Aayenge…

Sender:umer Date:08-03-2017
Funny Sms

Meeting your friends girlfriend for


the first time like,

Hello i am the co-author of all the text

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Sender:junaid Date:06-03-2017
Funny Sms

Bebas Ker Deti Hai Mujhy
Doston Ki Mohabbat Warna..
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Jitni Tum Log Kanjoos Ho
Dil Kerta Hai Tumhen Blank Msg Bhi Na Kerun.. :-) :-D

Sender:ubaid Date:06-03-2017
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Samandar K Kinaray Betha Hun,,

Kabhi Na Kabhi To Lehar Aayegi,,

Qismat Badly Ya Na Badly,,

Kam Az Kam
Chappal To Dhul Jaye Gi.. :-D

Sender:ishrat Date:04-03-2017
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Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.

Sender:neelam Date:03-03-2017
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Wife: "You know Honey,
Jab Tum Nazar Ka Chashma Nahi Lagaty To
Bohat Khubsurat Dikhty Ho.."
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Husband:
"Honey Tum Sach Keh Rahi Ho,
Jab Me Chashma Nahi Lagata To
Tum Bhi Bohat Smart Aur Khubsurat Dhikhti Ho.." ;-) :-D

Sender:ghalib Date:02-03-2017
Funny Sms

Jis Taraf Dekho Aapka Hi Naam Likha Hai..

Wah Wah Wah..

Jis Taraf Dekho Aapka Hi Naam Likha Hai..

Upar Most Wanted,

Neechay Chappal Chor
Aur
5000 Rupay Inaam Likha Hai.. :-D

Sender:eshaal Date:28-02-2017
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Teacher: "Mature" Ko Jumly Me Istemal Kero.??
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Bacha: Kal Hamari Gali Me
Logon Ny Ek Chor Ko Pakra
To Us Ny Kaha:
"Me Chor Nahi Hun.." :-D

Sender:ziyad Date:27-02-2017