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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

Sender:mudassir Date:16-08-2017
Funny Sms

Biwi : Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao.
Aik se main khush ho jaon
Aur aik se mujhe ghussa aa jaye.
Husband:
1 : Tum meri zindagi ho.
2 : Aur laanat hai aesi zindagi pe..

Sender:rimsha Date:15-08-2017
Funny Sms

Girls love is like a chocolate.
because it’s too sweet. but the taste is short time,
Caution:every chocolate has an expiry date.
But boys love is like wine,no expiry date.
it gives kick to ur body…
that’s boys love…

Sender:yusuf Date:12-08-2017
Funny Sms

DAD: if you paas in the Exam , I will give u 1 cycle

SON: If I fail?

DAD: I will give u 10 cycles.

SON: why?

DAD: puttar , Fir Tu dukaan hi kholni ae!

Sender:isma Date:11-08-2017
Funny Sms

99% larkian kabi apni galti nai mantein


Baki 1% galti maan kar adhay ghanty baad

keh dete hai ke galti wese tumhari the :P

Sender:khawar Date:10-08-2017
Funny Sms

Meera: Fruit walay shop par

Mujh Potateos Fevr chaye

Shopkeeper: Yeh potatoes fever kaya hota hy?

Meera: u literacy people iska matlab hota hy

Aalo Bukhara

Sender:tabish Date:09-08-2017
Funny Sms

Faqeer: Allah k naam pe 10 rupy de do,

Admi: kl ana baba,

Faqeer: Isi kl kl k chakkar me yahan mere laakhon rupy phsy huye hn.

Sender:hina Date:08-08-2017
Funny Sms

Teacher:
Umeed Ki Inteha Batao.??

Pappu:
Jab 90 Saal Ki Boorhi Aurat
Mobile Shop Per Ja Ker Boly,
"Ay Bhayya, Lifetime SIM De Do" :-D

Sender:ghazanfar Date:07-08-2017
Funny Sms

Mirza Ghalib kya khoob keh gae hain,
Jald bazi me Shaadi kar k saara jeevan bigaar lo gey,
Wah,Wah.
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Or Soch samaj K karoge to bhi konsa "TEER" maar lo gay?

Sender:Zahir Date:05-08-2017
Funny Sms

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can't
teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student
to learn ALL subjects ?

Sender:afsheen Date:04-08-2017
Funny Sms

Mujhe Apni Zindagi Mein Aaj aik Cheez Ki Tamana Hai
=”=YE DOST=”=
Bas Jis Ki Aankhen Ye Msg Parh Rhi Hain Un me koi Kinnu ka chilka nichor jaae…!:p

Sender:owais Date:03-08-2017
Funny Sms

Girl:Bhai samosy achy nai bny hn aaj,
Kal waly achy thy
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samosy wala:Kya bat kr rhi ho baji?
“Ye kal waly he to hn”

Sender:yusuf Date:02-08-2017
Funny Sms

Kal Tak Jo Kehti Thi Tuhen Dil Me Lock Ker Diya..

Aaj Usi Ny FB Per Bolck Ker Diya.. :-( :-D

Sender:hamza Date:01-08-2017
Funny Sms

Teacher: Who wants to go to heaven?
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Everybody lift their hands except one small boy
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Teacher asks him Why u dnt want to go
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He says: Mom said come directly home after school

Sender:nadia Date:31-07-2017
Funny Sms

A very old lady teacher of english
Ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: it's the past tense of course.

Sender:vaneeza Date:29-07-2017
Funny Sms

Money is made from Paper,
Paper is made from Woods,
Woods are from Trees,
Which means
Money grows on Trees

Sender:darakhshan Date:28-07-2017
Funny Sms

Friend 1: I bought a guitar that tells time

Friend 2: How does it work, bro?

Friend 1: Everytime i play it, my neighbors screams

It is 2 AM, Idiot

Sender:danish Date:27-07-2017
Funny Sms

Teacher: Me Jo Bhi Sawal Kerun To Us Ka Answer Ek Sath Dena.
"How much is Six plus 4.?"
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Class: Ek Sath.. :-D

Haahaha

Sender:gulab Date:26-07-2017
Funny Sms

Chaman se Ek Bichra Hua Gulab Hun..
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Me Khud Apni Tabahi ka Jawab Hun..
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Yun Nigahen Na Phero Mujhse Tum..
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Nalayko. Me Tumhari Hi Sangat Me Kharab Hun.. :-D

Sender:sunny Date:25-07-2017
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Gutka Na Khaya Kero,
Honton Ki Shaan Jati Hai..
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Hont Tumhary Hen Aur,
Jaan Meri Jati Hai.. :-)

Sender:tabassum Date:24-07-2017