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Pakistani Larkiyan Khubsurti Me

First Prize Leny Hi Wali Thin K

Achanak Judges Ki Nazar

Un K Peron Per Chali Gai..!

  
Sender:Ahmed Date:23-10-2018
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Is Garmi Me

Subha Ka Nikla Hua

Agar Shaam Ko Ghar Aaye To

Usay "Bhoola" Nahi Balke

"Bhuna Hua" Kehty Hen..!

  
Sender:amna Date:23-10-2018
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.. SCHOOL LIFE ..

"Most Irritating Moment:
Morning Alarm...
.
Most Difficult Task:
To Find Socks...
.
Most Dreadful Journey:
Way To Class...
.
Most Lovely Time:
Meeting Friends...
.
Most Tragic Moment:
Surprise Test In first Period..
.
Most Wonderful News:
Teacher Is Absent.. :-D

  
Sender:Shahid Date:22-10-2018
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Breaking News..

31 December Ko Load Shedding Ka Aakhri Din Hoga..
(Wazeer Aazam Ka Bayan)
,
,
,
,
,
Baki Ki Load Shedding nai pakistan mai hogi. :-D

  
Sender:sadia Date:22-10-2018
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Bivi: Aapki Shadi Itni Late Q Hui??

Husband: Sadqay Ki Waja Se.

Wife Herani Se: Wo Kese??

Husband: Me Sadqa Bohat Diya Kerta Tha QK

Sadqa Buri Balaon Ko Taal Deta Hai,

Bas Is Saal Masrufiyat Ki Waja Se Nahi De Saka To Ho Gai Shadi..!

  
Sender:ayesha Date:20-10-2018
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2 Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.

After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says,

"Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident Site."!

  
Sender:Ahmed Date:20-10-2018
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Teacher: Is Shair Ka Matlab Batao..?

"Shak To Tha K Mohabbat Me Khasary Hongy,,

Yaqeen Na Tha K Saray Hi Hamary Hongy.."

Pappu:
Sir, Is Shair Me Shayer Apni
Mehbuba Ko Easy Load Kerwa Ker Thak Chuka Hai..!

  
Sender:sadia Date:19-10-2018
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Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Sula Diya..

Wah Wah..

Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Hila Diya..

Coma Se Jagy Mareez Ko Permanent Hi Sula Diya..!

  
Sender:saba Date:19-10-2018
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2 Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.

After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says,

"Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident Site."

  
Sender:amna Date:18-10-2018
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one Employee to Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

second: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen.

first: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Q Nahi Banaya?

first Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker second Se Pucha:
Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

second: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen.

first: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Q Nahi Banaya? :-D

  
Sender:Zahid Date:18-10-2018
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shoher: Tum Itni Udaas Q Ho? Kiya Hua??

Begum: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai,
Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha,
Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty,
Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D

  
Sender:salik Date:17-10-2018
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Hi Friends..!

I am Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Exams
As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
.
15 Minutes..
.
Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega..!

  
Sender:Shahid Date:17-10-2018
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Husband: Tum Itni Udaas Quin Ho? Kiya Hua??

Wife: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai,
Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha,
Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty,
Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D

  
Sender:nazish Date:15-10-2018
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1st Employee 2 Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

2nd: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen.

1st: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Quin Nahi Banaya?

1st Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker 2nd Se Pucha:
Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

2nd: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen.

1st: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Quin Nahi Banaya? :-D

  
Sender:Ahmed Date:15-10-2018
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Ek Memon se Marny k Baad Farishton ne Pucha:
Koi Neki ki Thi Duniya Me?

Memon: "Haan Ek Faqeer ko 1 Rupiya Dia Tha,
1 Masjid Me 1 Lota Rakhwaya Tha,
1 Hospital ko 6 Rupay Diye Thy..

Farishton ne Kaha:
Ye Le Apne 7 Rupay, Lota Pakarr
Aur Dozakh me Chal. Shabashh... :-D

  
Sender:danish Date:15-10-2018
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Larka: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho??
.
Larki: Wuzu Ker K Namaz Parhny Lagi Hun.
Tum Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
.
Larka: Me Bhi Market Me Tumhare Pichy Pichy Tasbeeh Parh Raha Hun..!

  
Sender:salik Date:15-10-2018
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Breaking News..

31 December Ko Load Shedding Ka Aakhri Din Hoga..
(Wazeer Aazam Ka Bayan)
,
,
,

Baki Ki Load Shedding Aglay Saal Hogi.. !

  
Sender:ayan Date:11-10-2018
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80% Of Final Exam Will Be Based On

The Lectures You Missed

And..

The Books You Did't Read.. :-(

How Sad.. :-)

Hahhahaha:-!

  
Sender:aamir Date:11-10-2018
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Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Sula Diya..

Wah Wah..!

Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Hila Diya..

Coma Se Jagy Mareez Ko Permanent Hi Sula Diya.. !

  
Sender:Shahid Date:05-10-2018
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Aap Ek Bohat Achhe

Imaandar

Khubsurat

Tameezdaar

Samjhadaar

Pyare

Aur Talented

Insaan ho,
.
Zara Pata Karo,
Ye Afwaah Kon Ura Raha Hai.. !

  
Sender:sadia Date:05-10-2018

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Last Updated: 23 Oct, 2018