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Funny Sms Messages

Funny Sms

Mehngaai Jis Raftar Se Barh Rahi Hai,
Jald Hi Cooking Shows Me
Kaha Jaye Ga:

"Namak Mirch Hasb-e-Zaiqa
Aur
Tamater Piyaz Hasb-e-Oqaat Dalen." :-D

Sender:neelofer Date:20-11-2017
Funny Sms

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.

Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire

Sender:ambar Date:17-11-2017
Funny Sms

Pathan: Yara JAMUN K Ped
K Nichy GULAB Ka Poda Q Laga Rahy Ho.??

Sardar: Ta K Ye Dono Ped
Mil Ker Hamen Gulab Jamun Den.. :-D

Sender:kamran Date:16-11-2017
Funny Sms

Class main jab attendance lagti hai to bht acha feel hota hai

Aisa lagta hai jasay university anay ka maksad pura hogya ho :-)

Sender:owais Date:15-11-2017
Funny Sms

Sharbat Se Munh Morr Liya..

Chai Se Nata Jorr Liya..

Zara Si Sardi Kiya Pari,,

Tum Ny To Nahana Chorr Diya.. :-D

Sender:Aabid Date:14-11-2017
Funny Sms

Safar Lamba Hai Dost Banate Rahiye,

Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Badhate Rahiye,

Taj Na Banaiye "Costly" Padega,

Bas Her Taraf Mumtaz Banate Rahiye. :-D

Sender:Jalal Date:13-11-2017
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Uncle:
Beta Aaj Kal Kya Kar Rahe Ho.?
.
Boy: Ji.. Engineering.
.
.
Uncle: Ohh..
Humko Laga Padhai
Wadhai Karte Hoge.. :-D

Sender:umar Date:10-11-2017
Funny Sms

Thief ne apni mangetar ko diamond ring gift ke


Mangetar: is ring ke kiya qeemat ho ge?

Thief: Kuch ni bs 3 saal ke saza :P :D

Sender:Hamza Date:08-11-2017
Funny Sms

Heart Touching Line By Pappu..

"I Trust On Cigarette More Then Girls
Bcoz,
I Am Ready To damage My Lungs,
But Not My Hearts.."

From:
Pappu Charsi.. :-D

Sender:Nimra Date:06-11-2017
Funny Sms

1. doctor ne marez se kaha.
main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha raha hun
lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha,

doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki
dawai dun ga.
jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.

Sender:AQIB Date:03-11-2017
Funny Sms

Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bachy
Road Cross Ker Rahy Thy..

Road Cross Karne K Baad
Murgi K 1 Bachy Ne Kaha:
Hum 7 Ne Road Cross Karli..
7 Kese..??
Socho,
.
.
Aur Socho,
.
Read Msg Again,
Nahi Mila..?
.
Ary Yaar Bachy Hen,
Kuch B Bolty Rehty Hen.
Aap Tension Mat Lo. :-D

Sender:NAEEM Date:02-11-2017
Funny Sms

Thief ne apni mangetar ko diamond ring gift ke


Mangetar: is ring ke kiya qeemat ho ge?

Thief: Kuch ni bs 3 saal ke saza :P :D

Sender:MUDASSAR Date:01-11-2017
Funny Sms

Dear "L0L" & "Hmmm"

Thank You For Always Being There,
When I Have Nothing Else To Say.. ?

But

Why U Both Duffers
Don't Work In Exams..? :-D

Sender:kamran Date:31-10-2017
Funny Sms

Jaam Kadwa Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Piya Na Jaye..

Zindgi Me Dard Hai Magar Itna Nahi K Jiya Na Jaye..

SMS Keny Per Paisay Lagty Hen Magar,,

Itnay Nahi K Kiya Na Jaye.. :-)

Sender:Aamir Date:27-10-2017
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Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Sender:ebtisam Date:26-10-2017
Funny Sms

Marty Huwe Sharabi Se
God Ny Us Ki Aakhri Khuwahish Puchi..
.
.
Sharabi: Agly Janam Me
Mujhy Daant Beshak Ek Hi Dena,
Magar Liver 32 Dena..
.
Ek Dety Ho,
Sala Itni Jaldi Kharab Ho Jata Hai.. :-D

Sender:zoya Date:25-10-2017
Funny Sms

Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast.
Tiger could not make out & asked,
“What was that?”
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
.
.
.
.
Fast Food…my dear friend

Sender:laraib Date:24-10-2017
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Computerized Mohabbat..

Kal Jab Mily Thy To Dil Me Hua Ek Sound,
Aaj Mily To Kehty Ho Your File Not Found..
.
Jo Muddat Se Hota Aya Hai Wo Repeat Ker Dunga,
Tu Na Mili To Apni Zindgi Ctrl+Alt+Del Ker Dunga..
.
Shayad Mere Piyar Ko Taste Kerna Bhool Gaye,
Dil Se Aisa Cut Kiya K Paste Kerna Bhool Gaye..
.
Lakho Hongy Nigah Me Kabhi Mujhy Bhi Pick Kero,
Mere Pyar K Icon Per Kabhi To Double Click Kero.. :-D

Sender:tahoor Date:23-10-2017
Funny Sms

Mera Dil Teri Hi Mohabbat K Liye Hai,,

Magar Ye Offer Mehdood Muddat K Liye Hai.. :-D

Sender:saima Date:20-10-2017
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99% larkian kabi apni galti nai mantein


Baki 1% galti maan kar adhay ghanty baad

keh dete hai ke galti wese tumhari the :P

Sender:hamza Date:19-10-2017

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