Funny Sms Messages

Funny Sms

Khan Sahab Kuch Fruits Ko Suraj Ki Roshni Me Sukha Rahy Thy..

Parosi: Khan Sahab Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

Khan Sahab: Yara Hum Beemar Hai Aur
Doctor Ny Dry Fruits Khany Ka Mashwara Diya Hai..

  
Sender:Bakhshi Date:01-11-2018
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Bari shidat se intazar hai us sawal ka


jis k jawab me hum kahein
Qabool hai
qabool hai
qabool ha

  
Sender:saima Date:31-10-2018
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What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
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..
...
In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.

  
Sender:Shahid Date:31-10-2018
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?2 Nalaik Exam ke baad:
1st:
Ye paper konsa tha?
2nd:
Maths ka
1st:
Mtlb tu paper kr k aaya hai?
2nd:
Nai yaar! Sath wali lrki k paas Calculator dekha tha .

  
Sender:arif Date:30-10-2018
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Khan Sahab Kuch Fruits Ko Suraj Ki Roshni Me Sukha Rahy Thy..

Parosi: Khan Sahab Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

Khan Sahab: Yara Hum Beemar Hai Aur
Doctor Ny Dry Fruits Khany Ka Mashwara Diya Hai..!

  
Sender:adnan Date:30-10-2018
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Judge Ny Husband Ko Talaq Ka Faisla Sunaya Aur Kaha:
Ab Tum Her Month Apni Aadhi Salary Apni Wife Ko Diya Kero Gy..

Husband Khushi Se Dance Kerny Laga:

Judge: Tum Khush Q Ho??

Husband: My Lord! Ab Kam Az Kam
Aadhi Salary To Mere Paas Hua Kary Gi.. !

  
Sender:ainy Date:29-10-2018
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Girl: Do U Like Me??

Boy: No

(Girl Got Sad)

Boy: Why R U Sad?

Girl: Bcoz U Don't Like Me.

Boy: U Never Asked That Do U Love Me.

Girl: Awww! OK, Do U Love Me??

Boy: No..!

  
Sender:vania Date:29-10-2018
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Teacher: Why There Are Different Types Of Blood Groups??

Pappu: QK Sir Macharon Ko Bhi To Different Flavour Chahiye Hota Hai Na..!

  
Sender:Ahmed Date:25-10-2018
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Admi: "Doctor, Kiya Aap Ko Yaqen Hai K Mujhy Namoniya Hai?
Mujhy Pata Chala Hai K Jise Namoniya Hota Hai Wo Akhir Typhoid Se Mar Jata hai..

Doctor: Aap Fikar Mat Karen,
Me Agar Namoniya Ka Elaaj Kerta Hun To
Wo Admi Sirf Namoniya Se Hi Marta Hai.. !

  
Sender:amna Date:25-10-2018
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If U Marry The Right Person, Everyday Is Valentine's Day.

Marry The Wrong Person, Everyday Is Martyrs Day.

Mary A Lazy Person, Everyday Is Labour Day.

Marry A Rich Person, Everyday Is New Year's Day.

If U Marry An Immatured Person, Everyday Would Seem Like Children's Day.

Marry A Cheater Or Liar, Everyday Will Become April Fool's Day.

So Don't Get Married,
Then Everyday Is Independence Day.. !

  
Sender:Zahid Date:24-10-2018
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Mere Mazhab Me Sharab Peena Haram Hai,

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Janab..!
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Isi Liye Tere Gham Me LASSI Pita Hun,

Gham Bhi Door,
Garmi Bhi Door..!

  
Sender:zubia Date:24-10-2018
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Pakistani Larkiyan Khubsurti Me

First Prize Leny Hi Wali Thin K

Achanak Judges Ki Nazar

Un K Peron Per Chali Gai..!

  
Sender:Ahmed Date:23-10-2018
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Is Garmi Me

Subha Ka Nikla Hua

Agar Shaam Ko Ghar Aaye To

Usay "Bhoola" Nahi Balke

"Bhuna Hua" Kehty Hen..!

  
Sender:amna Date:23-10-2018
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.. SCHOOL LIFE ..

"Most Irritating Moment:
Morning Alarm...
.
Most Difficult Task:
To Find Socks...
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Most Dreadful Journey:
Way To Class...
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Most Lovely Time:
Meeting Friends...
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Most Tragic Moment:
Surprise Test In first Period..
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Most Wonderful News:
Teacher Is Absent.. :-D

  
Sender:Shahid Date:22-10-2018
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Breaking News..

31 December Ko Load Shedding Ka Aakhri Din Hoga..
(Wazeer Aazam Ka Bayan)
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,
,
,
,
Baki Ki Load Shedding nai pakistan mai hogi. :-D

  
Sender:sadia Date:22-10-2018
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Bivi: Aapki Shadi Itni Late Q Hui??

Husband: Sadqay Ki Waja Se.

Wife Herani Se: Wo Kese??

Husband: Me Sadqa Bohat Diya Kerta Tha QK

Sadqa Buri Balaon Ko Taal Deta Hai,

Bas Is Saal Masrufiyat Ki Waja Se Nahi De Saka To Ho Gai Shadi..!

  
Sender:ayesha Date:20-10-2018
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2 Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.

After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says,

"Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident Site."!

  
Sender:Ahmed Date:20-10-2018
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Teacher: Is Shair Ka Matlab Batao..?

"Shak To Tha K Mohabbat Me Khasary Hongy,,

Yaqeen Na Tha K Saray Hi Hamary Hongy.."

Pappu:
Sir, Is Shair Me Shayer Apni
Mehbuba Ko Easy Load Kerwa Ker Thak Chuka Hai..!

  
Sender:sadia Date:19-10-2018
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Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Sula Diya..

Wah Wah..

Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Hila Diya..

Coma Se Jagy Mareez Ko Permanent Hi Sula Diya..!

  
Sender:saba Date:19-10-2018
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2 Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.

After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says,

"Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident Site."

  
Sender:amna Date:18-10-2018

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Last Updated: 17 Nov, 2018