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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

Sardar K Bety Ny FORM Fill Kerty Huwe Pucha:

"Papa Mother Tongue K Column Me Kiya Likhun.??

Sardar: Puttar Likh De,
Very Very Long & Uncontrolable :-D

Sender:fareeha Date:23-06-2017
Funny Sms

EID K Moqay Per

BIVI Ki Shopping Se Bachny Ka
Ek Bohat Hi Aasan Tareeqa..

Aitkaaf Me Beth Jaen..

Sawab Ka Sawab..

Bachat Ki Bachat.. :-)

Sender:qaiser Date:22-06-2017
Funny Sms

Mother in Law After Marriage:
Beta Kese Ho.??

Damaad:
Bas Aap K Ghar Ka Toofan Apny Ghar Le Aya Hun,
Roz Nai Nai Tabahi Dekhny Ko Milti Hai.. :-D

Sender:jasmene Date:14-06-2017
Funny Sms

Jo Dekha Unho Ny Tirchhi Nazar Se
Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye..

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Jab Pata Chala K Nazar Permanent Aisi Hai

To Hum Behosh Ho Gaye.. :-( :-D

Sender:yasir Date:12-06-2017
Funny Sms

WAPDA Ka Logon Ko Eman Afroz Msg..


"Dil Me Gaali Deny Se

Bhi Roza Toot Jata Hai,

Is Liye Meharbani Ker K

Gaaliyon Se Perhaiz Karen.." :-D

Sender:wadiya Date:09-06-2017
Funny Sms

Heart Touching Lines By An Ex-Boyfriend.

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Aaj Apni Girlfriend Ki Shadi Me
Ja Ker Ye Ehsas Hua K
Khana Mazedar Ho To
Mohabbat Bhi Pheeki Lagti Hai.. :-D

Sender:bilal Date:08-06-2017
Funny Sms

Larki:
Me To Us Se Shadi Kerungi Jo
Mujhy Gana Sunaye,
Mujh Se Hansi Mazak Kary,
Aur Mujhy Hamesha Khush Rakhy..

Larka:
Ja Behan Phir Tu Mera Picha Chhor
Aur FM Radio Se Shadi Ker Le.. :-D

Sender:neelam Date:06-06-2017
Funny Sms

Arz Kiya Hai..

Aye Germi,
Itna Na Itraa..

Agar Himmat Hai To

January Me Aa K Dikha.. :-)

Sender:neelam Date:05-06-2017
Funny Sms

Doctor Sardar Se:
Tum Ny Is Admi Ko
Galay Me Rassi Bandh Ker Q Halaak Kiya.??

Sardar:
Janab Is K Seeny Per Saanp Ny Kaat Liya Tha
Aur Me Ny Parha Tha K
Jahan Saanp Ny Kata Ho
Us Se Thora Ooper Kas K Rassi Bandhni Chahiye.. :-D

Sender:vaneeza Date:02-06-2017
Funny Sms

Ek Admi Military Police Me Interview Deny Gaya..

Interviewer: Aap Ka Naam?
Admi: MP Yani Mehmood Pervez.

Interviewer: Walid Ka Naam?
Admi: MP Yani Mohammad Pervez.

Interviewer: Kis Shehar Se Ho?
Admi: MP Yani Mehrab Pur.

Interviewer: Yahan Kis Liye Aye Ho?
Admi: MP Yani Military Police.

Interviewer: Agar Me Tumhen Job Na Dun To.??

Admi: MP
Interviewer: Ab Is MP Ka Kiya Matlab Hai??

Admi: MP Yani Matti Paleed Ho Jaye Gi.. :-D

Sender:wareesha Date:01-06-2017
Funny Sms

Karkhana aur CarKhana mein Fark Sirf Itna Hai
Mere Dost..
Karkhany Mein Car Banti Hen

Aur
Car k Khane ko Car Khana Kehte Hen.. :-)

Sender:abeer Date:30-05-2017
Funny Sms

Ek Piyari Si Surat,
Ek Masoom Sa Chehra,
Ek Piyari Si Muskan,
Thori Shahrarat,
Thori Mohabbat,
Thori Masti,
Thora Maza,
Jiski Piyari Har Ek Adaa,
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Us Piyare Insan Ka
Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa... :-D

Sender:kashmala Date:29-05-2017
Funny Sms

Shahid Afridi: Mere Bohat Sary "FANS" Hen..

Pathan: Jao Yara Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi,
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Hamary Ghar To
Her Kamray Me "AC" Hai,
Bohat Thandi Hawa Ata Hai,
Tum Bhi Fan Chhor Ker AC Le Lo.. :-) :-D

Sender:wadiya Date:26-05-2017
Funny Sms

Pappu: Dad Mujhy Test A+ Mila Hai..

Dad: Wow Congrats,
Mujhy Yaqeen Nahi Araha.
Kon se Test Me Mila Hai.??

Pappu: Blood Group Test Me.. :-D

Sender:sadaf Date:25-05-2017
Funny Sms

5 Great People Are:

1. Quaid-e-Azam
Wo to Ab Zinda Nahi Hen.
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2. Wasim Akram
Wo Ab Kisi Kaam ka Nahi.
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3. Aishwarya Rai
Apni Pohanch se Door.
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4. Ab Baqi Rahe Hum Dono
Yaar Thora Touch Me Raha Kero..
:-D :-)

Sender:danish Date:24-05-2017
Funny Sms

Raste Badal Dete Hen Mere
Mulk ke Nojawaan..

Agar Koi Ye Keh De K

Aglay Chouk per Traffic Police Wala Khara Hai.. :-)

Sender:danish Date:23-05-2017
Funny Sms

Pappu To Najumi..

Pappu: Meri Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi,
Kab Tak Hogi..??

Najumi: Bacha Tere Hath Ki
Lakiron Me 10 Saal Tak
SUKH HI SUKH Likha Hai...
Us K Baad Teri Shadi Ho Jaye Gi.. ;-)
Jab Tak Jaa, Jee Le Apni Zindgi.. :-D

Sender:jasmene Date:22-05-2017
Funny Sms

Pathan:
Yara Hum Tum Ko Phone Ker Raha Tha
Magar Tumhara Number Bhool Gaya..

Sardar:
To Yaar Tu Mujh Ko SMS Ker Deta,
Me Khud Phone Ker Leta..

Pathan:
Sorry Yaar, Ye Baat To Hamare Dimagh Me Aai Hi Nahi.. :-D

Sender:emaan Date:20-05-2017
Funny Sms

Wife:
Aap Kahan Hen.??

Husband:
Me Bus Stop Per Khara Bus Ka Intzar Ker Raha Hun.

Wife:
Aap Bohat Hi Sust Insan Hen.
Jaldi Karen Naa.

Husband:
OK Dear, Ab Me Jaldi Jaldi Bus Ka Intzar Kerunga.. :-D

Sender:sadaf Date:19-05-2017
Funny Sms

Pathan: Yaar Hum Ko Ek Baat Batao.

Sardar: Pucho..

Pathan:
Sabun Se Nahany K Baad
Jab Hamara Jism Saaf Ho Jata Hai To Phir
Towel Kese Ganda Ho Jata Hai.??

Sardar:
Towel Ko Wo 1% Jarasim Ganda Kerta Hai
Jo 99% Jarasim K Mar Jany K Baad Bhi Zinda Rehta Hai.. :-D

Sender:fahad Date:18-05-2017