# 3313

Duniya K Ziyada-tar Currency Notes Per

Aadmi Ki Tasveer Hoti Hai,

Magar,,

In Per Qabza Aurton Ka Hi Hota Hai..


# 3312

Admi:
Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Honi Chahye Ya shadi ke Bad Me?
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Boy: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Ho Ya Shadi k Bad
Bus
Uski Khbar Bv Ko Nhi Honi Chye


# 3311

Aaina Kehta Hai,
Kehna To Nahi Chahiye Tha..

Tu Abhi Tak Zinda Hai??
Rehna To Nahi Chahiye Tha.. :-D


# 3310

Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi

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Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …

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Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka ;-):-D


# 3309

Dost: Yar Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K
Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.?

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2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali
Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.


# 3308

1 admi ne FM radio pe call ki

Admi: Mujay 1 batwa mila hai jis me boht sary paisy, credit cards aur NIC card hai. Address lakki marwat ka hai.

Host: To ap unhein batwa wapis dena chahty hn?

Admi:Hum ap ko pagal lagte hy,
Usay meri taraf se 1 sad Song suna den.


# 3307

Jin: Kiy hukam hai mere aaka?

Student: Mere taraf se perhye tum ker lo

Jin: Aaka.. Hukum karo bakwas nai :D ;) :D


# 3306

Banta: Tume itna kisne mara?
Santa: Mere padosi ka bacha gum gya!
Banta: To tumne aisa kya keh diya? ...
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Santa: Maine kaha Google pe Search karle !


# 3305

Rab kare aap ko sab miley
Himmat
Izzat
Rupaiya
Bungalow
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
Car
Pyar
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Ab bhi button daba rahe ho
LAALCHI.


# 3304

If it seems easy,
You are doing it wrong.


# 3303

Banta: Tume itna kisne mara?
Santa: Mere padosi ka bacha gum gya!
Banta: To tumne aisa kya keh diya? ...
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Santa: Maine kaha Google pe Search karle !


# 3302

Laughing is the best the medicine.
But,
if you are laughing without a reason,
you need medicine


# 3301

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked How much pay...
Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)


# 3300

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


# 3299

Married men live longer than single men do,
but,
married men are a lot more willing to die.


# 3298

Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”
Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”


# 3297

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked How much pay...
Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)


# 3296

Next generation LKG poem

chatting chatting
yes papa
girlfriend setting
no papa
telling lies
no papa
open your whatsapp
hahaha,


# 3295

Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast.
Tiger could not make out & asked,
“What was that?”
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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Fast Food…my dear friend


# 3294

Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein
Teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar
Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai….wahh wahh wahh


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