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Funny Sms Messages

Funny Sms

Email Jitni Marzi Taraqqi Ker Le,
Magar,,
Khabar Phelanay Ka Tez Tareen Zarya
Aaj Bhi
FEMALE Hi Hai.. :-D

Sender:AYAAN Date:12-04-2018
Funny Sms

~SOLID INSULT~

"When I See Your Face,
There's Not A Thing
That
I Would Change..
Except The Direction
I Am Walking In.. :-D

Sender:talha Date:11-04-2018
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.. SCHOOL LIFE ..

"Most Irritating Moment:
Morning Alarm...
.
Most Difficult Task:
To Find Socks...
.
Most Dreadful Journey:
Way To Class...
.
Most Lovely Time:
Meeting Friends...
.
Most Tragic Moment:
Surprise Test In 1st Period..
.
Most Wonderful News:
Teacher Is Absent.. :-D

Sender:qurat Date:09-04-2018
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Ek Admi Bike Per Ja Raha Tha..
Us Ny Rasty Me Khary Ek Pathan Se Pucha:
"Khan Sahab Aapko Lift Chahiye Kiya.?"

Pathan: O Nai Yara,
Hum To Ground Floor Per Rehta Hai.. :-D

Sender:alizay Date:06-04-2018
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Wo Jo Kehti Thi Me Mar Jaungi Tere Bina,,

Aaj Is K Waleemy Ki Biryani Kha K Aaya Hun.. :-D

Sender:jameel Date:05-04-2018
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Larka: Kiya Ker Rahi Ho??
.
Larki: Wuzu Ker K Namaz Parhny Lagi Hun.
Tum Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
.
Larka: Me Bhi Market Me Tumhare Pichy Pichy Tasbeeh Parh Raha Hun.. :-D

Sender:vania Date:03-04-2018
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Ek Memon se Marny k Baad Farishton ne Pucha:
Koi Neki ki Thi Duniya Me?

Memon: "Haan Ek Faqeer ko 1 Rupiya Dia Tha,
1 Masjid Me 1 Lota Rakhwaya Tha,
1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay Diye Thy..

Farishton ne Kaha:
Ye Le Apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr
Aur Dozakh me Chal. Shabashh... :-D

Sender:amina Date:29-03-2018
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1st Employee 2 Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

2nd: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen.

1st: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Q Nahi Banaya?

1st Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker 2nd Se Pucha:
Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen??

2nd: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen.

1st: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Q Nahi Banaya? :-D

Sender:amina Date:27-03-2018
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Ek Baar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho,

Ek Baar Yaad Karke To Dekho,

Bas Ek Baar Pukar Kar To Dekho..

Agar Hum Na Aaye To Samajh Lena,

K HUM Aaram Kar Rahe Hen.. :-D

Sender:ghazal Date:26-03-2018
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Hi Friends..!

I'm Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Exams
As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
.
15 Minutes..
.
Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega.. :-D

Sender:nazish Date:22-03-2018
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Husband: Tum Itni Udaas Q Ho? Kiya Hua??

Wife: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai,
Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha,
Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty,
Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D

Sender:vania Date:21-03-2018
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Two Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.

After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says,

"Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident Site."

Sender:saif Date:20-03-2018
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Bivi: Aapki Shadi Itni Late Q Hui??

Husband: Sadqay Ki Waja Se.

Wife Herani Se: Wo Kese??

Husband: Me Sadqa Bohat Diya Kerta Tha QK

Sadqa Buri Balaon Ko Taal Deta Hai,

Bas Is Saal Masrufiyat Ki Waja Se Nahi De Saka To Ho Gai Shadi.. :-D

Sender:yumna Date:16-03-2018
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Aap Ek Bohat Achhe

Imaandar

Khubsurat

Tameezdaar

Samjhadaar

Pyare

Aur Talented

Insaan ho,
.
Zara Pata Karo,
Ye Afwaah Kon Uda Raha Hai.. :-)

Sender:beenish Date:15-03-2018
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Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Sula Diya..

Wah Wah..

Aapki Smile Ny Sara Jahan Hila Diya..

Coma Se Jagy Mareez Ko Permanent Hi Sula Diya.. :-D

Sender:zohaib Date:13-03-2018
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Mere Mazhab Me Sharab Peena Haram Hai,

.
Janab..!
.

Isi Liye Tere Gham Me LASSI Pita Hun,

Gham Bhi Door,
Garmi Bhi Door.. :-D

Sender:shahab Date:08-03-2018
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If U Marry The Right Person, Everyday Is Valentine's Day.

Marry The Wrong Person, Everyday Is Martyrs Day.

Mary A Lazy Person, Everyday Is Labour Day.

Marry A Rich Person, Everyday Is New Year's Day.

If U Marry An Immatured Person, Everyday Would Seem Like Children's Day.

Marry A Cheater Or Liar, Everyday Will Become April Fool's Day.

So Don't Get Married,
Then Everyday Is Independence Day.. :-D :-)

Sender:zoobia Date:05-03-2018
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Admi: "Doctor, Kiya Aap Ko Yaqen Hai K Mujhy Namoniya Hai?
Mujhy Pata Chala Hai K Jise Namoniya Hota Hai Wo Akhir Typhoid Se Mar Jata hai..

Doctor: Aap Fikar Mat Karen,
Me Agar Namoniya Ka Elaaj Kerta Hun To
Wo Admi Sirf Namoniya Se Hi Marta Hai.. :-D

Sender:talat Date:02-03-2018
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Teacher: Why There Are Different Types Of Blood Groups??

Pappu: QK Sir Macharon Ko Bhi To Different Flavour Chahiye Hota Hai Na.. :-D

Sender:huma Date:28-02-2018
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Girl: Do U Like Me??

Boy: No

(Girl Got Sad)

Boy: Why R U Sad?

Girl: Bcoz U Don't Like Me.

Boy: U Never Asked That Do U Love Me.

Girl: Awww! OK, Do U Love Me??

Boy: No.. :-D :-p

Sender:rania Date:27-02-2018

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Last Updated: 21 Apr, 2018