Funny Sms Messages

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Machar marnay ka tareqa!
Pehle 1 zinda machar pakrain, phir usay zameen pe lita dein aur usay gudgudi karain jaisay hi machar hasne k liye moon kholay to usay MORTEIN pila dein.

  
Sender:Zahid Date:13-08-2018
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Jis tarah heeray ko heera kaatta hai, lohay ko loga kaatta hai, dekh lena theek usi tarah tumhe bhi ek din KUTTA katay ga.

  
Sender:FATIMA Date:10-08-2018
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Maine ek chote bache se pocha
Kon se school mein jaate ho?
Bacha: Main jata ni, mujh bheja jata hai

  
Sender:usman Date:07-08-2018
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Apni DP dekhain
Phir apni shakal Mirror me dekhain
Ab Faisla karein
Kya Corruption sirf Syasat Daan kar rahay hain? :) :) :)

  
Sender:yumna Date:06-08-2018
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Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi

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Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …

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Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka ;-):-D

  
Sender:riaz Date:03-08-2018
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All The Electrons Were Having Party.

Suddenly Protons Attacked Them.

A Hero Came And Saved The Electrons.

Electrons Asked Hero: "Who R U??"

Hero Said: "BOND.. COVALENT BOND" :-D

  
Sender:Sana Date:31-07-2018
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Yaar Samajh Me Nahi Aa Raha K
Subha Office Kese Jaun..??

Naye Pakistan K Raasty Bhi Nahi Maloom Mujhy To.. :-D

  
Sender:owais Date:30-07-2018
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Apni DP dekhain
Phir apni shakal Mirror me dekhain
Ab Faisla karein
Kya Corruption sirf Syasat Daan kar rahay hain? :) :) :)

  
Sender:Ajwa Date:07-06-2018
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Allah Ny Tumhen Is Liye Paida Kiya K

Tum Uski Ebadat Kero..
Namaz Parho,,
Rozay Rakho..
Quran Parho..
Uska Zikr Kero..
Deeni Kitaben Parho..
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Per Tum,
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,
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SMS Parh Rahy Ho..
Sharam Kero.. :-D

  
Sender:salman Date:05-06-2018
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All The Electrons Were Having Party.

Suddenly Protons Attacked Them.

A Hero Came And Saved The Electrons.

Electrons Asked Hero: "Who R U??"

Hero Said: "BOND.. COVALENT BOND" :-D

  
Sender:ubaid Date:01-06-2018
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Is Garmi Me

Subha Ka Nikla Hua

Agar Shaam Ko Ghar Aaye To

Usay "Bhoola" Nahi Balke

"Bhuna Hua" Kehty Hen.. :-D

  
Sender:zainab Date:31-05-2018
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Pakistani Larkiyan Khubsurti Me

First Prize Leny Hi Wali Thin K

Achanak Judges Ki Nazar

Un K Peron Per Chali Gai.. :-0

  
Sender:kashan Date:18-05-2018
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Bacha Maa Se:
Ammi Aaj Me School Ground Me Bilkul Shahid Afridi Lag Raha Tha.

Maa Khush Ho Ker:
Wo Kese Mere Chaand.?

Bacha: Kal Ka Home Work Na Kerny
Per Teacher Ny Mujh Se Kaha Jao
Ground K Beech Me Dono Hath Uper Ker K Khary Ho Jao.. :-D

  
Sender:waqas Date:15-05-2018
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Saas Shadi K Agly Roz Nai Dulhan Se:

"Bahu Tumhary Hath Khali Q Hen.?"

Dulhan: Oh Come On Sasu Maa,

Me Ny Abhi Mobile Charging Per Lagaya Hai.. :-D

  
Sender:Ali Date:10-05-2018
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Agar Aap Tanhaai Mehsoos Kerty Hen To

Akele Kamray Me Light Off Ker K Koi

Horror Movie Dekh Len..

Qasam Se Ek Haftay Tak Aapko Tanhaai

Mehsoos Nahi Hogi. Her Dam Aisa Lagy Ga

Jese Koi Aapke Sath Sath Hai.. :-D

  
Sender:rizwan Date:09-05-2018
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Ek Pathan Chilgozy Kha Raha Tha..

Us Ki Bivi Ny Kaha:
"Khan Saab Mujhy Bhi Chakhhao.

Pathan Ny Ek Chilgoza Usy De Diya.
Bivi Boli: Sirf Ek..??

Pathan: Haan Baki Sab Ka Zaiqa Bhi Aisa Hi Hai.. :-D

Hahhaha

  
Sender:Hamza Date:07-05-2018
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Pathan: Ye Bakra Kitny Ka Hai.??

Admi: 40,000 Ka..

Pathan Heran Ho Ker:

O Yara Ye Kiya Touch Screen Wala Bakra Hai.. :-D

  
Sender:Benish Date:03-05-2018
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80% Of Final Exam Will Be Based On

The Lectures You Missed

And..

The Books You Did't Read.. :-(

How Sad.. :-)

Hahhahaha

  
Sender:MARIAM Date:27-04-2018
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4 Guys In Examination Hall..

1 From HARVARD University.
2 From TEXAS Uni..
3 From OXFORD Uni..
And 4 Sardar From PUNJAB Uni..

Question Is "What Is The Fastest Thing In The World?"

OXFORD Guy Answered: Light.
HARVARD Answered: Thought.
TEXAS Answered: Blink Of An Eye.
But Sardar Answered: Its Loose Motion.
Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying In My Bed And
Before I Could Blink, Think Or Turn On The Light,
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It Was Over.. :-D

  
Sender:kashif Date:24-04-2018
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NADRA Officer Aurat Se: Aap Apni Aur Apny Shoher Ki Umar Bataen?

Aurat: Meri Shadi K Waqt Meri Umar

18 Saal Aur Mere Shoher Ki Umar 25 Saal Thi.

Aaj Mere Shoher Ki Umar Double Yaani 50 Saal Aur

Meri Umar Isi Hisab Se 36 Saal Hai..

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Suna Hai K NADRA Officer Abhi Tak Comay Me Hai.. :-D

  
Sender:INAYA Date:23-04-2018

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Last Updated: 14 Aug, 2018