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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

Shahid Afridi: Mere Bohat Sary "FANS" Hen..

Pathan: Jao Yara Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi,
,
,
Hamary Ghar To
Her Kamray Me "AC" Hai,
Bohat Thandi Hawa Ata Hai,
Tum Bhi Fan Chhor Ker AC Le Lo.. :-) :-D

Sender:wadiya Date:26-05-2017
Funny Sms

Pappu: Dad Mujhy Test A+ Mila Hai..

Dad: Wow Congrats,
Mujhy Yaqeen Nahi Araha.
Kon se Test Me Mila Hai.??

Pappu: Blood Group Test Me.. :-D

Sender:sadaf Date:25-05-2017
Funny Sms

5 Great People Are:

1. Quaid-e-Azam
Wo to Ab Zinda Nahi Hen.
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2. Wasim Akram
Wo Ab Kisi Kaam ka Nahi.
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3. Aishwarya Rai
Apni Pohanch se Door.
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4. Ab Baqi Rahe Hum Dono
Yaar Thora Touch Me Raha Kero..
:-D :-)

Sender:danish Date:24-05-2017
Funny Sms

Raste Badal Dete Hen Mere
Mulk ke Nojawaan..

Agar Koi Ye Keh De K

Aglay Chouk per Traffic Police Wala Khara Hai.. :-)

Sender:danish Date:23-05-2017
Funny Sms

Pappu To Najumi..

Pappu: Meri Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi,
Kab Tak Hogi..??

Najumi: Bacha Tere Hath Ki
Lakiron Me 10 Saal Tak
SUKH HI SUKH Likha Hai...
Us K Baad Teri Shadi Ho Jaye Gi.. ;-)
Jab Tak Jaa, Jee Le Apni Zindgi.. :-D

Sender:jasmene Date:22-05-2017
Funny Sms

Pathan:
Yara Hum Tum Ko Phone Ker Raha Tha
Magar Tumhara Number Bhool Gaya..

Sardar:
To Yaar Tu Mujh Ko SMS Ker Deta,
Me Khud Phone Ker Leta..

Pathan:
Sorry Yaar, Ye Baat To Hamare Dimagh Me Aai Hi Nahi.. :-D

Sender:emaan Date:20-05-2017
Funny Sms

Wife:
Aap Kahan Hen.??

Husband:
Me Bus Stop Per Khara Bus Ka Intzar Ker Raha Hun.

Wife:
Aap Bohat Hi Sust Insan Hen.
Jaldi Karen Naa.

Husband:
OK Dear, Ab Me Jaldi Jaldi Bus Ka Intzar Kerunga.. :-D

Sender:sadaf Date:19-05-2017
Funny Sms

Pathan: Yaar Hum Ko Ek Baat Batao.

Sardar: Pucho..

Pathan:
Sabun Se Nahany K Baad
Jab Hamara Jism Saaf Ho Jata Hai To Phir
Towel Kese Ganda Ho Jata Hai.??

Sardar:
Towel Ko Wo 1% Jarasim Ganda Kerta Hai
Jo 99% Jarasim K Mar Jany K Baad Bhi Zinda Rehta Hai.. :-D

Sender:fahad Date:18-05-2017
Funny Sms

Koshish To Ye Thi K
Papa Ka Naam Roshan Kerun,,

Lekin Haaye..

Result Hamesha Ki Tarha
Un K 14 Tabaq Roshan Kerny Ko Kafi Hai.. :-D

Sender:adeel Date:17-05-2017
Funny Sms

Aapki Dosti Ko Hum
Merty Dam Tak Nibhaen Gy..

Aap Roz Khafa Hona
Hum Roz Manaen Gy..

Per Maan jana Manany Se
Aye Dost Warna..

Raat Ko Aaengy Aur Bori Me
Bhar Ker Kahin Door Phenk Aaengy..

QK Hum se Ye DramaBaziyan Nahi Hoti.. :-D

Sender:afsheen Date:16-05-2017
Funny Sms

Teacher:
Agar Koi School Me Bomb
Rakh Ker Chala Jaye To
Aap Log Kiya Kero Gy.??

Pathan:
Hum Pehly Intzar Kare Ga K
Jis Ka Hai Wo Le Jaye To Theek,
Warna
Us Ko Staff Room Me
Hifazat Se Rakh De Ga.. :-D

Sender:pakeeza Date:15-05-2017
Funny Sms

Ek Amriki Pakistan Se Wapas America Gaya..

Doston Ny Pucha: Wahan K Log Tumhen Kese Lagy??

Amriki Muskura Ker Bola:
Wahan K Log Bohat Ajeeb Hen.
,
Ghari Hath Per Aise
Bandhty Hen Jese Waqt K Bohat Paband Hon,
Magar Time Per Kabhi Koi Nahi Ata..
.
Unhon Ny Ek Aisi Machine
Ejaad Ki Hai Jo Nazar Nahi Aati
Magar Apna Kaam Ker Jati Hai
Us Machine Ka Naam Hai
"Jugaad"
.
Wahan K Sab Log Doctor Hen
Aap Kisi Ko Bhi Apna Marz Bataen'
Wo Aap Ko Us Ki Dawa Bata De Ga.. :-D

Sender:batool Date:12-05-2017
Funny Sms

Baap: Tumhara Paper Kesa Hua.??

Pathan: Bohat Hi Asan Paper THa,
Hum Ko To Kuch Kerna Hi Nahi Para..

Baap: Wo Kese..

Pathan:
Paper Me Question Aya Tha K In Sawalon Per Roshni Dalen,
Wo To Acha Hua K Hamari Jaib Me Torch Tha,
Hum Ny Us Ki Roshni Paper Per Dali.. :-) :

Sender:fahad Date:10-05-2017
Funny Sms

Leave Application By A Cute Kid..

"Dear Teacher ji,
Wen I Cum,
Rain Chham Chham.
Leg My Phisla,
I Gira Dham.
Niche My Bag &
Ooper was Hum.
Is liye 2 Days,
I Not Cum.?" :-D

Sender:yumna Date:09-05-2017
Funny Sms

1 Medical Student ne
Apni Class met ko
Khoon se Love-letter Likha...
.
Aur Kaha: "Mujhe Iska Jawab Zarur Dena."
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.
Ladki:
Tumhara Blood Group (B+) Hai.
Aur Calcium ki Bhi Kami Hai. :-)

Sender:zeenat Date:08-05-2017
Funny Sms

Phool Insano Se Ziyada Khubsurat Hoty Hen,

Lekin

Kuch Insan Phoolon Se Bhi Ziyada Khubsurat Hoty Hen,,

Jese K "Aap"

Ko


SMS Kerny Wala.. :-)
Wese Me Kabhi Ghuroor Nahi Kerta. :-D

Sender:beenish Date:06-05-2017
Funny Sms

She: kia kerte ho? Me: CA She: waooo !! Chartered Accountant Me: Nai Pagli !! Complete araam ?? ??

Sender:hina Date:05-05-2017
Funny Sms

When he was five years old,
he wanted to become a lawyer.

Now that he is a lawyer,
he acts like a five-years old.

Sender:darakhshan Date:04-05-2017
Funny Sms

Angrezon Ny Hamary Sath Jo Kiya,,

Actor "MEERA" Ny Wo "Angrezi" K Sath Kiya..

Isi Liye Kehty Hen,

"Jesa Kero Gy,
Wesa Bharo Gy.." :-D

Sender:ramsha Date:03-05-2017
Funny Sms

Zindgi Ki Race Me First Aany Ka Secret Pata Hai Kiya Hai.??
..
Me Bataun..??
.
..
.
Dekho Plz Kisi Ko Batana Mat..
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Akele Bhago.. :-p :-D

Sender:luqman Date:02-05-2017