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Funny Sms Messages

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Funny Sms

Ek Bandar Ny Apni Shakal Aainy Me Dekh Li,

Aur Phir Us Ny Khudkushi Ker Li..

Ab Tum Mujh Se Wada Kero Mere Dost

K Tum Aaina Kabhi Nahi Dekho Gy..

Plz Plz Wada Kero
Dekho Me Tumhen Khona Nahi Chahta.. :-D

Sender:yasir Date:25-04-2017
Funny Sms

Teacher: Senior Aur Junior Ka Matlab Batao ?

Pathan: Jo Samandar K Nazdeek Rehta Ho
Usay Senior (Sea+Near) Kehty Hen Aur
Jo Zoo K Nazdeek Rehta Hai
Usay Junior (Zoo+Near) Kehty Hen.. :-) :-D

Sender:hira Date:24-04-2017
Funny Sms

Best Knowledge..

Sab Puchty Rehty Hen K
Jalebi Aur Pakoray Ko English Me Kiya Kehty Hen??
.
“Jalebi” Ko English Me “SYRUP FILLED RING”
Aur
“Pakoray” Ko English me “FRITTERS” Kehte Hen.

Kuch Tum Bhi seekh lo Yaar.
Har Waqt puchty hi Na Raha Kero Sabse
(-,-)

_//_
Me to Bachpan se hi Genius Hun ;-) B-)
( ‘.’)/’
/) (
_/ /_
Ab Batao Beta k Chocolate ko Urdu me kia kehte hen?? :-D

Sender:tabish Date:22-04-2017
Funny Sms

Pathan Ki Maa:
Lalay Tujhay Yahan Se
Dusry Shehar Janay Me 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Me 3 Din Wo Bhi Nayi Car Se.


Pathan: Maa Ye Car Banany Wale Bhi
Pagal Hen Janay K Liye 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liye Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear. :-( :-D

Sender:naveed Date:20-04-2017
Funny Sms

Muskurana To Her Larki Ki Ada Hai..

Isay Jo Mohabbat Samjhy
Wo Is Duniya Ka Sab Se Bara Gadha Hai.. :-)

Sender:Usama Date:19-04-2017
Funny Sms

Mera dil teri hi mohabbat ke liye hai,
Magar yeh offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai..

Sender:naeem Date:18-04-2017
Funny Sms

"KHUSHI"
Ek Aisi Cheez hai,
Jo Aapke paas na hone k baad bhi
Aap Chahen to Dusre ko de
Sakte ho..
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.
.
.
Maze ki Baat Ye Hai k
"TENSION"
Bhi Aisi hi Cheez Hai. :-D

Sender:afsheen Date:17-04-2017
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Faraz v/s Ghalib..

Faraz:
"Phool Ko To Khilna Hai
Wo To Khily Ga,,
Germi Bari Hai Ek Glass
Sharbat Ka Mily Ga..?"

Ghalib:
"Alif Se Le Ker Ye Tak
K Beech Me Ata Hai Sheen,,
Abay Itna Piyasa Hai To
Laga Le Gannay Ki Machine.." :-D

Sender:vaneeza Date:13-04-2017
Funny Sms

Kon Kehta Hai K Mard Badal Jaty Hen.??

Mard Kabhi Nahi Badalty..

Unhen Shadi Se Pehly Bhi Shadi Ka Shoq Hota Hai
Aur
Shadi K Baad Bhi Shadi Ka Shoq Hota Hai.. :-D

Sender:waqas Date:12-04-2017
Funny Sms

Every Wife A "Mistress" Of Her Husband..

"Miss" For One Hour,,
And

"Stress" For 23 Hours Everyday.. :-D

Sender:hina Date:11-04-2017
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Bivi Ghusse Me:
Agar Is Baar Bhi Tumhen Job Na Mili To Me
Maikay Chali Jaun Gi..

Shoher Thandi Aah Bhar Ker:
Haa Waday Hi Waday..
Sirf Waday
Baahar Bhi Waday
Aur
Ghar Me Bhi Sirf Waday.. :-D :-)

Sender:laraib Date:10-04-2017
Funny Sms

Ek Admi Dusray Shehar Me Job Kerta Tha..

Us Ny Apny Dost Se Kaha:
Yaar Me 3 Saal Se Apni Bivi Ko
Her Haftay Letter Bhejta Raha..

Dost: Phir Kiya Hua??

Admi: Us Ny Mujh Se Talaq Le Ker
Us Postman Se Shadi Ker Li.. :-(

Sender:faheem Date:08-04-2017
Funny Sms

Admi Molvi Se:
Molana Sahab Meri Bivi
Maikay Chali Gai Hai, Me Kiya Kerun??

Molvi Jaldi Se Boly:
2 Rakaat Namaz Nafil Shukrana.. :-)

Sender:hira Date:07-04-2017
Funny Sms

Teacher:
Tum Baghair Ijazat Class Me Q Aaye??

Pappu:
Sir' Me Ijazat Leny Hi To Andar Aya Hun.. :-D

Sender:abeer Date:06-04-2017
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Us Ny Pucha Husn Kiya Hai..??

Me Ny Apni Tasveer Share Ker Di.. :-)

Ammi Kehti Hen K
Me Lakhon Me Ek Hun.. :-D

Sender:yusrah Date:04-04-2017
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Biryani Samajh Ker Jo Dost Banaaye Thy Hum Ny,,

Waqt Parny Per Sab K Sab Teenday Niklay.. :-D

Sender:arshiya Date:03-04-2017
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If Husband Is The Head Of The Family,

Then What Is Wife??
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Wife Is The Neck Of The Family

Which Can Turn The Head Anywhere. :-D

Sender:umer Date:31-03-2017
Funny Sms

Main Tery Gaon mn Rukhna Tu chahta tha Maghr
Mery Brand Ky cigarette Yaha nhe milty ..!!

Sender:hameed Date:30-03-2017
Funny Sms

Tum Loat Ker Aany Ka Takalluf Mat Kerna,,

Hum Ek Hi Cartoon Baar Baar Nahi Dekhty.. :-)

Sender:ghazal Date:29-03-2017
Funny Sms

Ek Faqeer Ny Aawaz Lagai:
"Behan Roti De Do Bhook Lagi Hai"

Ghar Se Aawaz Aai:
"Teri Behan Mekay Gai Hai,
Tera Behnoi Bhi Bhooka Hai"
.
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Faqeer Ny Kaha:
Bhai Andar Q Bethy Ho?
Bahar Aao Dono Mil Ker Aawaz Lagaty Hen,
Allah Karam Kary Ga.. :-D

Sender:dawood Date:28-03-2017