Funny Sms Messages

Funny Sms Messages

# 3329

Tujhy Kiya Lagta Hai Tere Jany Se Gham Hoga??

Nahi Meri Jaan, Bas Ek Contact Kam Hoga.. :-D

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# 3328

Aaina Kehta Hai,
Kehna To Nahi Chahiye Tha..

Tu Abhi Tak Zinda Hai??
Rehna To Nahi Chahiye Tha.. :-D

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# 3327

Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi

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Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …

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Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka ;-):-D

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# 3326

Dost: Yar Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K
Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.?

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2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali
Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.

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# 3325

What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?

ANSWER : A dream!

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# 3324

A notice in a factory for girl workers:
If your skirt is long,
protect yourself from machines at work.
If it is short,
protect yourself from men at work.

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# 3323

Great lines by K V Ramachandran Nair:

"Change cannot be given to you every time. You must bring the change."
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Who's K V Ramachandran Nair?
He is a bus conductor. Now read it again!! :p :p :p :p
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For friendship call or whatsapp: 7736619082

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# 3322

1 admi ne FM radio pe call ki

Admi: Mujay 1 batwa mila hai jis me boht sary paisy, credit cards aur NIC card hai. Address lakki marwat ka hai.

Host: To ap unhein batwa wapis dena chahty hn?

Admi:Hum ap ko pagal lagte hy,
Usay meri taraf se 1 sad Song suna den.

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# 3321

Jin: Kiy hukam hai mere aaka?

Student: Mere taraf se perhye tum ker lo

Jin: Aaka.. Hukum karo bakwas nai :D ;) :D

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# 3320

Banta: Tume itna kisne mara?
Santa: Mere padosi ka bacha gum gya!
Banta: To tumne aisa kya keh diya? ...
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Santa: Maine kaha Google pe Search karle !

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# 3319

Rab kare aap ko sab miley
Himmat
Izzat
Rupaiya
Bungalow
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Smile
Personality
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Ab bhi button daba rahe ho
LAALCHI.

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# 3318

If it seems easy,
You are doing it wrong.

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# 3317

Banta: Tume itna kisne mara?
Santa: Mere padosi ka bacha gum gya!
Banta: To tumne aisa kya keh diya? ...
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Santa: Maine kaha Google pe Search karle !

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# 3316

3 Bachhe apne apne shaher ki sardi pe bahas kar rahe the.

1st: Humare yahan itni sardi parti hai ke jab Hum subah
nal kholte hain to pani ki jagah baraf nikalti hai.

2nd: Bus itni..! Humare yahan to itni sardi parti hai ki
Hum jo bhi baat karte hain wo jam jati hai phir Hum use aag par pighla ke sunte hain.

3rd: Bas itni si, Kal Hmare ghar mehman aye,
un ke jane ke baad Humene sofe pe 1 baraf ka gola para hua mila.
Jub Hm ne use aag pe pighlaya to awaz aai Poooooooon..

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# 3315

Laughing is the best the medicine.
But,
if you are laughing without a reason,
you need medicine

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# 3314

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked How much pay...
Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)

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# 3313

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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# 3312

Married men live longer than single men do,
but,
married men are a lot more willing to die.

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# 3311

Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”
Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”

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# 3310

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked How much pay...
Devil: Nothing, hell to hell is free... :-)

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Last Updated: 19 Apr, 2019