Funny Sms Messages

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Kia January, Kia February,
Hum kia karein
November ko, December ko?

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Jab Girlfriend hi nahi Humari to,
Aag lagy is Calendar ko…………..!

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For all singles including me….

  
Sender:Sameen Date:20-01-2019
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Khoob muskurao k mera sms aya hai
Mobile choomo k mera sms aya hai
Fakhar se gardan akrao k mera sms aya hai
Chhat pe charho aur kood jao k mera sms aya hai

  
Sender:Samreen Date:18-01-2019
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1 Universe. 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6 billion people and I had the privilege of meeting you.

  
Sender:Rasheed Date:17-01-2019
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Shohar aur biwi ek hi din mar gaye.
Shohar bhoot ban gaya aur Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna howa.

Biwi: Kitne ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kar.

Shohar: Han. Lekin tum bilkul bhi nahi badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho

  
Sender:Jawad Khan Date:15-01-2019
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Aj ka kam Kl Per Mt Choro Albta Tum Isa Persoon Per Chor Sakta hoon..... Keya smja

  
Sender:Dua Khan Date:14-01-2019
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1 admi ne FM radio pe call ki

Admi: Mujay 1 batwa mila hai jis me boht sary paisy, credit cards aur NIC card hai. Address lakki marwat ka hai.

Host: To ap unhein batwa wapis dena chahty hn?

Admi:Hum ap ko pagal lagte hy,
Usay meri taraf se 1 sad Song suna den.

  
Sender:Qasim Ali Date:14-01-2019
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Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi.

Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi…



Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi?



Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi Ai …

  
Sender:Azeem Date:11-01-2019
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Larki: Janu Tum Mery Liye Kia Kar Sakty Ho?
Larka: Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jan
Girl: Kia Mery Liye Chand La Sakty Ho?

Larka 2 min ka bol kar gaya … aur apny peechy kuch chupa kr laya.
Larki ko kaha k aankhein band karo Aur wo cheez larki k hathon me de kar kaha k ab aankhein kholo.

Larki k Aankhon se Aansoo Nikal Aye Wo Cheez dekh kar.

Q k uske hathon me sheesha tha jisme uska chehra nazar aa raha tha.

Larki ne khush ho kar Larky se Kaha: Kia Tum Mujhe Chand Samajhte Ho?

Larka: Nahi, Main To Tumhen Sirf Ye Samjha Raha Tha,
Chand Mangti Ho Kabhi Shakal Dekhi hai Apni…

  
Sender:Shazaib Date:10-01-2019
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Aaj mere pass

Mobile hy

Number hy

Charger hy

Battery hy

Balance hy

Tumhare pass kiya hy?

Hy koi msg?

To bhej do

Agar nahi to

Mobile bech do

  
Sender:Imran Ali Date:07-01-2019
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Admi:
Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Honi Chahye Ya shadi ke Bad Me?
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Boy: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Ho Ya Shadi k Bad
Bus
Uski Khbar Bv Ko Nhi Honi Chye

  
Sender:Ahmed Date:05-01-2019
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Dost: Yar Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K
Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.?
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2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali
Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.

  
Sender:Tahir Date:05-01-2019
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Dost: Yar Doctor ye Q Pochty Hain K
Subah kya Khaya Raat kya Khaya.?

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2nd Dost: Yaar is Se Mareez ki Maali
Halat ka Pata lag Jata Hain.

  
Sender:zainab Date:25-12-2018
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Dr.: 20 minutes pehele aatey tu mareez ko bachaya ja sakta hai,
Relatives: 10 minutes pehley hi tu hadsa howa hai

  
Sender:veena Date:25-12-2018
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Sardar goes to hotel & order chicken.

Waiter: Italian, Chinese, French or Spanish?

Sardar: Jera marzi lay aa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . main kerra gallan karniyan nay 😀

  
Sender:ebtisam Date:20-12-2018
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Wo Jo apny pyar Ki Yaad Mein..

Jaagty Hein Tanha Raaton Ko..

Sirf Wohi Bata Sakty Hein K..

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Raat ko light kis kis time jati hai… 😀

  
Sender:rizwan Date:20-12-2018
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Shohar aur biwi ek hi din mar gaye.
Shohar bhoot ban gaya aur Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna howa.

Biwi: Kitne ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kar.

Shohar: Han. Lekin tum bilkul bhi nahi badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho

  
Sender:qasim Date:15-12-2018
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Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi.

Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi…



Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi?



Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi Ai …

  
Sender:ahmed Date:13-12-2018
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Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi

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Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …

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Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka ;-):-D

  
Sender:riaz Date:10-12-2018
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"Google Maps" Aaj Bhi Hamen Ye Nahi Bata Sakty K,,

"Piyar Hamen Kis Mod Pe Le Aaya.."

  
Sender:faryal Date:06-12-2018
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Admi In Hotel: Mere Pulaao Me Se Itny Sary Pathar Q Nikly Hen??

Waiter: Q K Sir Aap Ny "Kashmiri Pulaao" Order Kiya Tha.. :-D

  
Sender:kabeer Date:04-12-2018

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Last Updated: 22 Jan, 2019