Funny Sms Messages

Funny Sms

Next generation LKG poem

chatting chatting
yes papa
girlfriend setting
no papa
telling lies
no papa
open your whatsapp
hahaha,

  
Sender:Dawood Date:15-02-2019
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Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast.
Tiger could not make out & asked,
“What was that?”
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
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Fast Food…my dear friend

  
Sender:Farooq Date:11-02-2019
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Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein
Teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar
Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai….wahh wahh wahh

  
Sender:Arif Date:07-02-2019
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When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,
Who Is Most Benefited ?
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Boy
No
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Girl
No
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It's The
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Mobile Company!

  
Sender:Yasir Date:06-02-2019
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Jis chehre ko dekh kar haste the hum, aaj usine "Rula diya" khud ne to phone kiya nahi,
humne kiya to
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caller tune,"Tuje Bhula Diya"

  
Sender:Zahid Date:06-02-2019
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2 Lovers decided to suicide...!
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Boy jumped 1st, Girl Closed her
eyes n returned
Home...
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Boy In the Air Opened the
Parachute n Said I
knew that Bitch won't "jump.!
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From that day onwards
peoplestarted saying
# Ladies First

  
Sender:Saima Date:03-02-2019
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Millions of people write Love Letters.
But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me.
Just imagine how lucky I am!
Great words Said by,
—DUST BIN—

  
Sender:Yasmeen Date:01-02-2019
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Saying Funny jokes boost up the people immunity process as body relaxes after every good moment of your life.

  
Sender:Qadeer Date:31-01-2019
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Rab kare aap ko sab miley
Himmat
Izzat
Rupaiya
Bungalow
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
Car
Pyar
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Ab bhi button daba rahe ho
LAALCHI.

  
Sender:Ahmed Date:30-01-2019
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Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.

  
Sender:Iqbal Khan Date:28-01-2019
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Teacher: “Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”
Johnny: “Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”

  
Sender:Azhar Date:24-01-2019
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Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi

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Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …

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Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka ;-):-D

  
Sender:Iqbal Khan Date:23-01-2019
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Kia January, Kia February,
Hum kia karein
November ko, December ko?

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Jab Girlfriend hi nahi Humari to,
Aag lagy is Calendar ko…………..!

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For all singles including me….

  
Sender:Sameen Date:20-01-2019
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Khoob muskurao k mera sms aya hai
Mobile choomo k mera sms aya hai
Fakhar se gardan akrao k mera sms aya hai
Chhat pe charho aur kood jao k mera sms aya hai

  
Sender:Samreen Date:18-01-2019
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1 Universe. 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6 billion people and I had the privilege of meeting you.

  
Sender:Rasheed Date:17-01-2019
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Shohar aur biwi ek hi din mar gaye.
Shohar bhoot ban gaya aur Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna howa.

Biwi: Kitne ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kar.

Shohar: Han. Lekin tum bilkul bhi nahi badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho

  
Sender:Jawad Khan Date:15-01-2019
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Aj ka kam Kl Per Mt Choro Albta Tum Isa Persoon Per Chor Sakta hoon..... Keya smja

  
Sender:Dua Khan Date:14-01-2019
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1 admi ne FM radio pe call ki

Admi: Mujay 1 batwa mila hai jis me boht sary paisy, credit cards aur NIC card hai. Address lakki marwat ka hai.

Host: To ap unhein batwa wapis dena chahty hn?

Admi:Hum ap ko pagal lagte hy,
Usay meri taraf se 1 sad Song suna den.

  
Sender:Qasim Ali Date:14-01-2019
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Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi.

Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi…



Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi?



Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi Ai …

  
Sender:Azeem Date:11-01-2019
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Larki: Janu Tum Mery Liye Kia Kar Sakty Ho?
Larka: Jo Tum Kaho Meri Jan
Girl: Kia Mery Liye Chand La Sakty Ho?

Larka 2 min ka bol kar gaya … aur apny peechy kuch chupa kr laya.
Larki ko kaha k aankhein band karo Aur wo cheez larki k hathon me de kar kaha k ab aankhein kholo.

Larki k Aankhon se Aansoo Nikal Aye Wo Cheez dekh kar.

Q k uske hathon me sheesha tha jisme uska chehra nazar aa raha tha.

Larki ne khush ho kar Larky se Kaha: Kia Tum Mujhe Chand Samajhte Ho?

Larka: Nahi, Main To Tumhen Sirf Ye Samjha Raha Tha,
Chand Mangti Ho Kabhi Shakal Dekhi hai Apni…

  
Sender:Shazaib Date:10-01-2019

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Last Updated: 16 Feb, 2019