Husband and Wife SMS Messages

# 0082

Do you know what happiness means to me? Happiness is to wait for you after a hard working day, to cook a delicious dinner, to take care of you when you are sick and to support you in moments of triumph. From now on, we have a common destiny and one heart for two.


# 0081

You are that woman who transformed my imperfections into perfections, just by the touch of your love. Love you my dearest wife!


# 0080

Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi,
Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
.
Husband:tu Kutti
.
Wife:tu Kutta
,
,
Bacha masumiat se bola
or me “TOMI”


# 0079

Wife is angry as husband stands too close to a
beautiful girl in the bus,
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A few minutes later the girl slaps him for
pinching..
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Husband to wife:
I swear I didn’t
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Wife: I know, I did it.


# 0078

Research se pata chala hai ki…

Wife se pyaar se baat karne se
Insaan ki tension kam hoti hai

Heart attack ka khatra 80% kam ho jata hai
Mind 90% time relax rehta hai
Stress level 95% tak normal pe aa jata hai
Bas ek baat ka dhyan rakhen
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WIFE APNI NA HO..


# 0077

Aik Aadmi Ka Hont Jala Howa Tha
Kesi ny Phocha Keyu Bhae Ya Hont
Kese Jal Gaya.
Aadmi ny Kaha Bus Keya Batao
Tere Bhabhi Maiky Jarahi Thi,
Us Ko Chorny Station Gaya Tha,
Bus Jese Hi Train ny Horn Bajaya
Main Ny Khushi Mein Train Ka Engine Choom Lea


# 0076

Aik Aadmi Ka Hont Jala Howa Tha
Kesi ny Phocha Keyu Bhae Ya Hont
Kese Jal Gaya.
Aadmi ny Kaha Bus Keya Batao
Tere Bhabhi Maiky Jarahi Thi,
Us Ko Chorny Station Gaya Tha,
Bus Jese Hi Train ny Horn Bajaya
Main Ny Khushi Mein Train Ka Engine Choom Lea


# 0075

ur smile z important 2 make ur day success,smile en work,success z urs.hv a gd9nte.


# 0074

It doesn’t matter how long I should wait for you because my love is eternal, I will be always there for you, I love you.


# 0073

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga dosto,
Bhool jaun to samajh lena kya, Biwi mil gaie hay.


# 0072

Married life is full of excitement and frustration.
In the 1st year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the 3rd year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.


# 0071

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife


# 0070

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!


# 0069

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife


# 0068

How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with ,
“A man once told me… “


# 0067

Sawal: Susural me damad ke zayda izat kiyo ke jate hai

Jawab: Kiyo ke wo janta hai ke ye wohe azeem admi hai.

Jis ne humare ghar ka tofan apne ghar sumbal ke raka hai 😛


# 0066

Biwi: sunye apka dost aik pagal larki se shadi ker raha hai

Ap usay rokhte kiyo ni ho?

Husband: Me kiy rukho? mere shadi per tu dance ker raha tha


# 0065

Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.


# 0064

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?"
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.


# 0063

Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?


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Last Updated: 20 Oct, 2019