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Husband and Wife SMS Messages

Husband and Wife SMS

Sawal: Susural me damad ke zayda izat kiyo ke jate hai

Jawab: Kiyo ke wo janta hai ke ye wohe azeem admi hai.

Jis ne humare ghar ka tofan apne ghar sumbal ke raka hai 😛

Sender:naila Date:18-09-2017
Husband and Wife SMS

Biwi: sunye apka dost aik pagal larki se shadi ker raha hai

Ap usay rokhte kiyo ni ho?

Husband: Me kiy rukho? mere shadi per tu dance ker raha tha

Sender:zoya Date:07-09-2017
Husband and Wife SMS

Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Sender:adeel Date:09-01-2017
Husband and Wife SMS

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?"
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Sender:Umair Date:06-01-2017
Husband and Wife SMS

Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?

Sender:naveena Date:02-01-2017
Husband and Wife SMS

3 log marne kya baad jannat kya darwaze par pahuche:

1 ) Bola: Mein molvi hun mein nay zindagi bhar ibadat ki mujhe andar ane do.
Awaz ayi: Next!

2 ) Bola: Mein doctor hun, Maine zindagi bhar logo ki help ki mujhe andar ane do.
Awaz ayi: Next!

3 ) Bola: Mein shadi shudha hun.
Awaz ayi: Bus kar, Rulayge kya… chal andar aaja!

Sender:jabeen Date:28-12-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

Question – Kya ek wife apne husband ko Lakhpati bana sakti hai?????
Answer – Yes, par husband CROREPATI hona chahiye….;)

Sender:tahoor Date:27-12-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with ,
“A man once told me… “

Sender:fareeha Date:21-12-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

Mardo ke sab se shareef wo log hai

Jinho ne apni biwiyon ko be facebook

mein add ker rakha hai 😛

Sender:omaima Date:19-12-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

Husband: Main tumhari roz-rozz ke,

Demand se tang aa ker gaya hu

Dil kerta hai suicide kar lon

Wife: THeek hai theek hai

lekin usse pehle mujh 4-5 white suit

zaroor dila dena

Sender:yusuf Date:16-12-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can't Afford Another
Women

Sender:muzna Date:13-12-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

Husband: Aj khana kiy ni bunya?

Wife: Gir gye the aur lag gye the

Husband: kidr giri? aur kaha lagi?

Wife: Takiye per gir gye the aur ankh lag gye the 😛 😀

Sender:adeel Date:08-12-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

Husband: I found Aladin lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling?

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times

Wife: oh darling love u so much. Did he do that?

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication does not apply on zero!!

Sender:naila Date:06-12-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl
After 1 year of tough life with Her,
Finally he got angry & Sent a note to his father-in-law:
“UR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING 2 MY REQUIREMENTS”
The smart father-in-law Replied:
1 year Warranty has been expired!
So Manufacturer is not responsible

Sender:umer Date:01-12-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood,
don’t discuss ur problems,
no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive

Sender:jasmene Date:28-11-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: What are you doing?

Husband: Killing mosquitoes

Wife: How many did you kill?

Husband: Total 5, 3 males and 2 female

Wife: How do you know their genders?

Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer

Sender:Majid Date:25-11-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: Mai aapse baat nai karungi

Husband: OK

Wife: Kiya tum reason nai suna chahte?

Husband: nai me tumhare faisle ke izzat kerta hu

Sender:veena Date:24-11-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

Tonight i”m going to sleep earlier
b”coz i want to see u in my dream very early.
Love you my beloved wife.

Sender:Beenish Date:22-11-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

Damad apni saas se baat kerta hai

Aapki beti me toh hazaro kamiya hai

Saas: Ha beta, issi wajah se toh

Koi acha larka nai mila

Sender:hina Date:19-11-2016
Husband and Wife SMS

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Sender:Tabraiz Date:16-11-2016

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Badsoorat Wife: Apne Husbnd Se Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,