Pani me tairna machali ka style,hawa me udna machli ka style,diffrent msg bhejna apun ka style,muft me msg padhna aapka style,phado phadi kanjus.

kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero....

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K mu wali kbi sms B kr liya kr,
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Tujhy Laga Good Morning hai?
time vaikhaya eee. . :p

Aaj mere pass

Mobile hy

Number hy

Charger hy

Battery hy

Balance hy

Tumhare pass kiya hy?

Hy koi msg?

To bhej do

Agar nahi to

Mobile bech do.

kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,

<(Cup)>
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!!!!!
*Mubarak ho*

SMS na karne pe
Aapko
Award
of "Kanjoosi" 2010
diya jata ha.
Thanks ki koi baat nae ap ka haq ha

* Congratulations *
SMS na karney pey
Aapko
Award
of Kanjoosi 2015
diya jata hia.
no need to say thanks, ye award ap he ka right ta

Dear Kanjoos customer, U have now subcribed kanjoosi package.

You can enjoy saving of sMs.

Your subcription title kanjoos is valid till Allah give U taufiq 2 send sMs.

1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,

* Congratulations *
SMS na karney pey
Aapko
Award
of Kanjoosi 2015
diya jata hia.
no need to say thanks, ye award ap he ka right ta

1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,

Pepsi
C0ca C0la
Sprite
Marinda
Dew
7 Up
Lim0 Paani
Fanta
In Sub Kay Dakhan Jama Kar Kay
Teen Dabay Wale K0H Dena
Sms Karne K0H Kuch Paise Mil Jaengay.

kANJOOS

1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

ek Kanjoos Husband Shadi Wali Raat Apni BV se: Apna Haath Dejiye
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BV Ne Sharma k Hath Aagay Barha Diya or Aankhen Band Kar Leen,
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Jab Thori Dair men Aankhen Kholeen to Kanjoos husband Marker se Haath Pe Ghari Bana Raha tha
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BV Boli: Ye Kya?
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Husband : Sharmatey huey..
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Pagli Ye Teri Moo Dikhaee Hay...add Wife...Have Life :)

ek Kanjoos Husband Shadi Wali Raat Apni BV se: Apna Haath Dejiye
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BV Ne Sharma k Hath Aagay Barha Diya or Aankhen Band Kar Leen,
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Jab Thori Dair men Aankhen Kholeen to Kanjoos husband Marker se Haath Pe Ghari Bana Raha tha
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BV Boli: Ye Kya?
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Husband : Sharmatey huey..
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Pagli Ye Teri Moo Dikhaee Hay...add Wife...Have Life :)

Bebas Kar Deta Hai Mujhe Package – e- Sms

Warna !

Jitne Tum Log Kanjoos Ho . . Dil Karta Hai Khaali Msg bhi Na karun .. :@

(‘,’)/”
/) Feel Karo . Bazati Ho Rahi Hai :P

Best one - Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

Kanjusi Ke Liye Oscar Ke Jab Bhi Nomination Ayega ,
Apka Naam Badi Adab Se Liya Jaayega ,
Galti Se Bhi Kabhi Sms Mat Karna ,
Varna Ye Mouka Bhi Haat Se Nikal Jayega!!!

80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain
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Wah wah
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80 aur 1 akasi hoty hain
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Msg na krny waly marasi hoty hain.:D
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