Mathematics SMS Messages

# 0012


Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws
but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all
reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all
forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
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Let’s Suppose the Box is Open


# 0011

A motorist hit a sparrow. He took the unconscious bird and put it in a cage with bread and water
Bird wakes up,looks around n screams

Thalle jail! Avan chattha


# 0010

Sardar g: Khali Katory Mein
Roti Laga Kr Kha Rhy Thy

Waiter Ne Dkha To Pucha:
Aap Ye Kia Kr Rhy Hein?

Sardar g: Main Maths Ka Teacher Ho
Main Ne Daal Supose Ki Hui Hay.


# 0009

Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws
but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all
reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all
forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said


# 0008

Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws
but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all
reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all
forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
mathematician came & said
.
.
.
Let’s Suppose the Box is Open


# 0007

Do u want to know
what it is the meaning of 143?
Press Down..
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
MATH par dhayan do


# 0006

Have you heard about the mathematical plant? It has square roots


# 0005

Full form of maths

M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students


# 0004

‘Here is a mathematical rule:
Expectations from Allah 100%
+
Expectations from Duniya 0%=
100% No Disappointments.


# 0003

What is if we solve

280+256741 X 4726/ 95670
– 87135 +753 X 7435 / 542692
-85674+562 X [632+5(6+86)+ 56

calculate it then give me the answer


# 0002

‘I love you’
is a mathematical function
where ‘I love’ is constant
and ‘you’ is a variable..:p:p


# 0001

'What is full form of math
M-mentally
A-affected
T-teachers
H-harassing


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Last Updated: 20 Oct, 2019