# 0180

Sardar(Bety Sy): Tere Result Da Ki Bunya
Beta: Principle Sahab Da Puter Fail Ay!
Sardar: Ty Tu?
Beta: Doctor Sahab Da Puter Vi Fail Ay!
Sardar: Ty Tera Ki Bunya?
Beta: O Khan Sahab Da Puter Vi Fail Ay!
Sardar: Kaminy Main Tera Phuchiya Ay?
Beta: Ty Tu Kyra Allama IQbal Ay, Tera
Puter Vi Fail Ay!!!


# 0179

Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon


# 0178

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"


# 0177

Smile is a language of Love.

Smile is a way to get success,

Smile is to win the hearts.

Smile improves ur personality.

So Brush daily.


# 0176

Bully Shah..
Dukh dardan di thor v koi nai.
Agg pani da jor v koi nai.
Changa j hove te iko kafi ay.
Bohtay yaar banavan di lore v koi nai.


# 0175

Rabb Ik Time Layi Bhula Dita Si,
Ohnu Pyar Nahi C Pata Nahi Si,
Main Tan Jind Ohde Naal Layi Si,
Viswas Tan Odon Tutt Geya Jadon Pata Laga,
Ohnu Tab Pyar Nahi Bas Kujh Pal (Deep) Da Sath Chahida Si…


# 0174

Fakir: Koi Baba Nu Roti Khawa Do
Baba Chawal Vi Kha Lena
Baba Icecream Vi Kha Lenda
Baba Burger Vi Kha Lenda
Baba Sandwich Vi Kha Lenda
Lady: Baba Juttiyan Vi Kha Lenda Ke Nahin?
Fakir: Na Puttar, Sakht Cheez Di Manai Hai...!


# 0173

Tere Naal Lagi Sadi Yaari Sajna,

Jiven Kheta Vich Foollan Di Kyari Sajna,

Ki Dassa Haal Is Dil Da Main,

Main Ta Tere Utte Apni Jaan Vi Vari Sajna.


# 0172

Tere Naal Lagi Sadi Yaari Sajna,

Jiven Kheta Vich Foollan Di Kyari Sajna,

Ki Dassa Haal Is Dil Da Main,

Main Ta Tere Utte Apni Jaan Vi Vari Sajna.


# 0171

Bully Shah..
Dukh dardan di thor v koi nai.
Agg pani da jor v koi nai.
Changa j hove te iko kafi ay.
Bohtay yaar banavan di lore v koi nai.


# 0170

Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!


# 0169

sanu dukh nhi is gal da ki
sari duniya ne sanu chad dita
par ene vi ki sadi kismat madi
jo tu wi sanu dil chon kad dita.


# 0168

Tainu ta moh leya gaira ne asi hor kite nae dull skde , sadi v ek majboori a , tera pyar kade nae bhul skde.....


# 0167

Uddo ki si hath sikander de,
Jado dunia utto jaan lagga,
Kehda julam na karna kadi vi bhul ke,
Vehan uchi-uchi paan laggi,
Is dunia di bheed ch kitte rul na javi,
Koi tere karke jiounda a dekhi bhul na javi…


# 0166

Aggan La k Sanu Ishq
Diyan Tey Ap Mithee
Neend Sona Ae


# 0165

Naa Maro Paani Vich Pathar, Issh Paani Nu Vi Koi Pinda Hovega;
Apni Zindagi Nu Hass Ke Guzaro Yaaro, Tuhanu Vekh Ke Vi Koi Jeonda Hovega!


# 0164

Dil te zakham den wala apna si
Sanu rulan wala apna si
Hun ki kise te ilzam lawa

Sany jindy jee maaran wala vi apa Si


# 0163

O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna
O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna


# 0162

Dil Te Zakham Dain Wala Apna Si
Sanu Rulan Wala Apna Si
Hun Ki Kisse Te Ilzaam Lawa Main Hun
Jad Sanu Jinde Jee Maaran Wala Vi Apna He Si


# 0161

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c


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