Shaadi-Marriage SMS Messages

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.
rukhsati K Waqt Dulhan
Pehle Maa K Galay Lag K Roi,
Phir Baap K,
Phir Bhai Aor Behan K Galay Lag K Roi.
Sardar Ji Ne Dulhan Le
Jane Se Inkar Kr Dia Or Kaha
Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hondi
Te Mere Kolon Kinj Howe Gi.

Aik DULHA SHAADI KI PEHLI RAAT

Apni Biwi ka Ghonghat utha k Bare Pyar se Pochta hai:-

Kiya naam hai 'Huzoor' ka?

Biwi:-

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD(SAWS)

dulha:-

Kya farmaya AAP ne?

Biwi:-

Namaz parho

roza rakho aur zakat do.

Dulha pareshan ho k bahar gaya aur bola:-

'ANDAR TO WAHI NAZIL HO RAHI HAI'

1 Shadi MeiN
DulhAn Ka Phle
ManGetr Bhi SaJ
DhaJ K AyA Hua Tha

Ksi Ny Pocha K
Kia Ap DuLha
hO?

Usny kaha

Nhi Me Semi
Final MeiN Har
Gya Tha
Runner Up Hn

kamaal-e-zabt to main khud bhi to azmaon gi

Main apne haath se uski dulhan sajaon gi



supurd kar ke use chaandni ke haathon

main apne ghar ke andheron ko laut aaongi



badan ke karb ko woh bhi samajh na payega

main dil main roungi aankhon main muskroungi



woh kya gaya ke rafaqat ke sare lutf gaye

main kis se rooth sakoungi kise manaongi



woh eik rishtaa-e-benaam bhi nahiin laikin

main ab bhi us ke ishaaron pe sar jhukhaoungii



bichaa diya tha gulabon ke saath apna wajood

woh sou ke uthe to khwaabon ki raakh uthaoungi



ab us ka fan to kisi aur se mansoob hua

main kis ki nazam akele main gungunaoungi



javaz dhoondh raha thaa nayee mohabbat ka

woh keh raha tha ke main us ko bhool jaoungi



samaton main ghanay jangalon ki saansein hain

main ab kabhi teri awaz sun na paoungi

Foji ki Girl Friend ne Usay Khat Likha meri life me Naya Larka aa Gia Hai



Tum Say Acha Hy me Uski dulhan Bano gi Meri Picture Wapis Bijhwa Do



Foji Ny Apne Saray Sathiyo ki Girl FRIENDs Ki 30 Pictures Jama ki Beech me uski picture rakh k khat likha



Lo Mujhe tumahari shakal yaad nai Khud Nikal Lo:>;;;;;; :)

Apki wife apni rukhsati Sey 2 Ghantay Pehley Kya Mehsoos Karen gi?

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Jo sadiyon se aja bhi har riste se pyar hai,
sincha jisako khuna se hamane aur mamata se sanvara hai,
wo des hamara hai, wo des hamara hai..

Sab mere baagh ke bulbul ki tarah lagte hain,
Saare bacche mujhe Rahul ki tarah lagte hain.

Samandar Pir Ka Andar Hai Lekin Ro Nahin Sakta Yeh Ansoon Pyar Ka Moti Hai Isko Kho Nahin Sakta. Meri Chahat Ko Dulhan Tu Bana Lena Magar Sun Le Jo Mera Ho Nahin Paya Woh Tera Ho Nahin Sakta

Hawaen kehti hen DOSTI karo

Fizaen kehti hen PYAR karo

Baharen kehti hen shadi karo

Or gahr wale kehte hen

FARAZ

Bakwas band karo aur koi

NOKRI karo

Brown parents do not usually throw

Surprise parties for their kids,

But when they do, it is called an arranged marriage

Aao Hum Nikah-e-Ishq Ker Len,,

Tum Jahez Me Apny Saary Gham Le Aao,,

Me Haq'Mehar Me Apni Saari Khushyan Deta Hun..!

Husband & wife are like Liver and Kidney. Husband is Liver & wife
Kidney.
If Liver fails, Kidney fails. If Kidney fails, Liver manages with
other Kidney…… ;-

Ap Dono Khush Raho
Aap Dono Sukhi Raho
Dil Ke Har Kone Se Dete Hai Badhai
Saaton Janam Aap Sath Raho

Bus ek baar humse pyaar kar ke tu dekho

Raat mein khayaalon mein aati ho tum

Kabhi saamne aakar bhi dekho

Hum se baatein tu roz karte ho tum

Kabhi humaari taraf muskuraakar bhi dekho

Humaari nazar bohat kuch keh deti hai

Kabhi hamein nazaon se samjh kar tu dekho

Humse dosti ka rishta hai tumhaara

Kabhi hum say dil lagaa kar tu dekho

Humaari baton ne tumhaara dil kai baar behlaaya hai

Kabhi apni baton se hamein hasaa kar tu dekho

Mujhse milkar anjaane mein dil mein basne lagti ho

Kabhi hamein bhi apne dil mein basaa kar tu dekho

Har mushkil rah be aasaan ho jaayegi bus

Hum par ik baar eitbaar kar ke tu dekho

Hum tumhein zindagii mein har khushi denge

Bus ek baar humse pyaar kar ke tu dekho

Tumhein apaane ke liye har imtihaan denge hum

Humein kabhi aazmaa kar tu dekho

Tum kehte ho ke bohat mushkil hai mujhe apnaa

Ek baar hamein apna banaa kar tu dekho

Chand Sa Roshan Parivar Rahe
Khushiyon Ka Har Pal Aana Ho
Shadi Ka Yeh Pyara Rishta
Aap Ko Mubarak Ho
Happy Wedding!

Tum Aarzu k Diye Jala k

Khuda Se Achi Umeed Rakhna

Khizan k Mosam Ki Rukhsati Pe

Bahar-e-Gul Ki Naveed Rakhna

WO Tera RAB Hai

WO Tera Apna

Usi Ko Apna Habeeb Rakhna

USI Se Karna Tu Dil Ki Baten

Tu Aankh Me 1 Nami c Rakhna

WO Tera RAB Hai

WO Tera AAQA

USI Se Raz-o-Neyaz Rakhna

USI Se Gham Ki Kahani Kehna

Ghamon Ko Dil Me Niha Na Rakhna

RAHEEM Hai Wo KAREEM Hai Wo

Tu RAB Ko Apne Aziz Rakhna

Hai Sans Se b Qareeb Tar WO

USI Ko Apne Qareeb Rakhna.

Most frequently homeliness is not up to good furniture and a fridge full of food. Homeliness rests on warm and friendly relations between spouses. That’s why I wish you to create the most enchanting atmosphere in your home!

Touching words by a father..

"Dear Son,
If U think ur Dad, Mom, Teacher, Boss are strict,
and harass u,.."
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Wait for a WIFE...
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Then,
Tumhen In Sab Se Mohabbat Ho Jaye Gi.. ;-)

Pyar karo wafa ke sath

Izhar karo nikkah ke sath