Budget 2009

Budget 2009 Chawal 1 rupay k 2 danay. Daal 50 paisay k 4 danay. Oil 10 rupay k 2 Qatray. Doodh 2 rupay ka 1 Qatra. Note: yeah sab chezain aik sath kharednay walay ko… 1. Daisy Ghee ke khushboo sunghae ja a ge. 2. Petrole bhe muft dikhaya ja a ga. Pakistan Zinda Baad.

Latest Politics SMS Messages

Seeking vote through an SMS is like paying a visit as today the cell phone has almost become a part of one’s body
If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal
Politics is supposed to be the second Oldest profession. I have come to Realize that it bears a very Close resemblance to the first
Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, The scarcer it becomes.
Politics is the gentle art Of getting votes from the poor And campaign funds from the rich, By promising to protect each from the ot
Hamain Pata Chal Gaya Hai K…… When large numbers of men are unable to find work, unemployment results. Yeh Hamara Qasoor nahi Puri Dunya main aisay hi hota hai. Pakistan Khappay – Khappay – Khappay I need more money, power, and less SHIT from you people. Zardari Sahab ka Awam say Fiqar Angaiz Khitab
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.
Meray Watan Ke Udaas Logon, Na Khud Ko Itna HaQeer Samjho Ke Koi Tumse Hisaab Maangay, Khawahishon Ki Kitab Mangay Na Khud Ko Itna Qaleel Samjo, Ke Koi Uth Ker Kahey ye Tumse Wafain Apni Hamain Luta Do, Watan Ko Apny Hamain Thama Do
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them A Political Statement
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.
I Offer My Opponents A Bargain : if They Will Stop Telling Lies About Us, I Will Stop Telling The Truth About Them.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Dear Politician, This is just to inform you that i am also available in the colour white. Sincerely, Black Money!
-=News Alert=- Prime minister ne Wardi Utaar di . Naha k Phirse Pahin Li....
Politics is the art of looking for trouble; Finding it - whether it exists or not; Diagnosing it quite incorrectly; And applying the wrong remedy!

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