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Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right
Politics is supposed to be the second Oldest profession. I have come to Realize that it bears a very Close resemblance to the first
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, The scarcer it becomes.
Politics is the gentle art Of getting votes from the poor And campaign funds from the rich, By promising to protect each from the ot
Hamain Pata Chal Gaya Hai K…… When large numbers of men are unable to find work, unemployment results. Yeh Hamara Qasoor nahi Puri Dunya main aisay hi hota hai. Pakistan Khappay – Khappay – Khappay I need more money, power, and less SHIT from you people. Zardari Sahab ka Awam say Fiqar Angaiz Khitab
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.
Meray Watan Ke Udaas Logon, Na Khud Ko Itna HaQeer Samjho Ke Koi Tumse Hisaab Maangay, Khawahishon Ki Kitab Mangay Na Khud Ko Itna Qaleel Samjo, Ke Koi Uth Ker Kahey ye Tumse Wafain Apni Hamain Luta Do, Watan Ko Apny Hamain Thama Do
I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them A Political Statement

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