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Politics SMS
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Meray Watan Ke Udaas Logon,
Na Khud Ko Itna HaQeer Samjho Ke
Koi Tumse Hisaab Maangay,
Khawahishon Ki Kitab Mangay
Na Khud Ko Itna Qaleel Samjo,
Ke Koi Uth Ker Kahey ye Tumse
Wafain Apni Hamain Luta Do,
Watan Ko Apny Hamain Thama Do
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Sender:hamza Date:16-01-2017
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Politics SMS
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I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them
A Political Statement
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Sender:umer Date:16-01-2017
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Politics SMS
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An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.
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Sender:wareesha Date:16-01-2017
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Politics SMS
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A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.
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Sender:ebtisaam Date:16-01-2017
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Politics SMS
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I Offer My Opponents A Bargain :
if They Will Stop Telling Lies About Us,
I Will Stop Telling The Truth About Them.
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Sender:shazi Date:12-01-2017
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Politics SMS
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Politics is the gentle art of getting
votes from the poor and campaign
funds from the rich, by promising
to protect each from the other
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Sender:Saman Date:08-05-2015
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Politics SMS
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Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
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Sender:Salman Date:24-04-2015
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Politics SMS
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I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
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Sender:ali Date:20-03-2015
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Politics SMS
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
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Sender:Najam Us Saqib Date:29-01-2015
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Politics SMS
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Dear Politician,
This is just to inform you that i am also available in the colour white.
Sincerely,
Black Money!
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Sender:Yasir Date:23-01-2015
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Politics SMS
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-=News Alert=-
Prime minister ne Wardi Utaar di
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Naha k Phirse Pahin Li....
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Sender:Hamza Date:12-06-2014
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Politics SMS
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble;
Finding it - whether it exists or not;
Diagnosing it quite incorrectly;
And applying the wrong remedy!
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Sender:Hamid Date:03-03-2014
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Politics SMS
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I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
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Sender:Fida ahmed Date:25-04-2013
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Politics SMS
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Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,
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Sender:Haroon Date:24-04-2013
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Politics SMS
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Machar ny 1 Aadmi ko din my kata.!
Aadmi ny kah!
Tum din ko b kaat’te ho?
Machar bola!
Zardari ka dor hy Ghar k halat kharab hain!
Overtime laga raha hon
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Sender:Zahir Date:23-04-2013
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Politics SMS
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Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.
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Sender:Kashif Date:09-04-2013
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Politics SMS
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Our enemies are innovative
and resourceful and so are we.
They never stop thinking about
new ways to harm our country
and our people and neither do we
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Sender:Nida Date:06-02-2013
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Politics SMS
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"Alif" se
Asif, Asifa
"Bay" se
Bilawal, Benazir, Bakhtawar,
"Pay" se
Pakistan Peoples Party.
Agar LOOT MAAR mein aagay barhna hy to
' ALIF BAY PAY '
par Yaqeen rakhna ha.
Zara sochiye...!
LOOT MAAR k siva
Pakistan ka matlab kya...??
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Sender:imran Date:05-01-2013
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Politics SMS
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
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Sender:Kamran Date:28-12-2012
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Politics SMS
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Yay Pakistan Nae Chand Ka
Tukra Hy
Or
Chand Per Na
LIGHT Hoti Hai
Na PANI
Na GAS
Na HAWA
So No Gila Shikwa Please
Chand Meri Zameen
Phool Mera WATAN.
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Sender:Nabeel Date:06-12-2012
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