Politics SMS Messages

Politics SMS

Hamain Pata Chal Gaya Hai K……

When large numbers of men are unable to find work,
unemployment results. Yeh Hamara Qasoor nahi Puri Dunya main aisay hi hota hai.
Pakistan Khappay – Khappay – Khappay

I need more money, power, and less SHIT from you people.

Zardari Sahab ka Awam say Fiqar Angaiz Khitab

  
Sender:Amna Date:19-01-2019
Politics SMS

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.

  
Sender:Wajid Date:13-01-2019
Politics SMS

Meray Watan Ke Udaas Logon,

Na Khud Ko Itna HaQeer Samjho Ke

Koi Tumse Hisaab Maangay,

Khawahishon Ki Kitab Mangay

Na Khud Ko Itna Qaleel Samjo,

Ke Koi Uth Ker Kahey ye Tumse

Wafain Apni Hamain Luta Do,

Watan Ko Apny Hamain Thama Do

  
Sender:hamza Date:16-01-2017
Politics SMS

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them

A Political Statement

  
Sender:umer Date:16-01-2017
Politics SMS

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.

  
Sender:wareesha Date:16-01-2017
Politics SMS

A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.

  
Sender:ebtisaam Date:16-01-2017
Politics SMS

I Offer My Opponents A Bargain :
if They Will Stop Telling Lies About Us,
I Will Stop Telling The Truth About Them.

  
Sender:shazi Date:12-01-2017
Politics SMS

Politics is the gentle art of getting

votes from the poor and campaign

funds from the rich, by promising

to protect each from the other

  
Sender:Saman Date:08-05-2015
Politics SMS

Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.

  
Sender:Salman Date:24-04-2015
Politics SMS

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

  
Sender:ali Date:20-03-2015
Politics SMS

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

  
Sender:Najam Us Saqib Date:29-01-2015
Politics SMS

Dear Politician,
This is just to inform you that i am also available in the colour white.

Sincerely,
Black Money!

  
Sender:Yasir Date:23-01-2015
Politics SMS

-=News Alert=-
Prime minister ne Wardi Utaar di

.


Naha k Phirse Pahin Li....

  
Sender:Hamza Date:12-06-2014
Politics SMS

Politics is the art of looking for trouble;
Finding it - whether it exists or not;
Diagnosing it quite incorrectly;
And applying the wrong remedy!

  
Sender:Hamid Date:03-03-2014
Politics SMS

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

  
Sender:Fida ahmed Date:25-04-2013
Politics SMS

Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

  
Sender:Haroon Date:24-04-2013
Politics SMS

Machar ny 1 Aadmi ko din my kata.!
Aadmi ny kah!
Tum din ko b kaat’te ho?
Machar bola!
Zardari ka dor hy Ghar k halat kharab hain!
Overtime laga raha hon

  
Sender:Zahir Date:23-04-2013
Politics SMS

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

  
Sender:Kashif Date:09-04-2013
Politics SMS

Our enemies are innovative
and resourceful and so are we.
They never stop thinking about
new ways to harm our country
and our people and neither do we

  
Sender:Nida Date:06-02-2013
Politics SMS

"Alif" se
Asif, Asifa

"Bay" se
Bilawal, Benazir, Bakhtawar,

"Pay" se
Pakistan Peoples Party.

Agar LOOT MAAR mein aagay barhna hy to

' ALIF BAY PAY '
par Yaqeen rakhna ha.

Zara sochiye...!

LOOT MAAR k siva
Pakistan ka matlab kya...??





  
Sender:imran Date:05-01-2013

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Last Updated: 23 Jan, 2019