Politics SMS
Hamain Pata Chal Gaya Hai K……
When large numbers of men are unable to find work,
unemployment results. Yeh Hamara Qasoor nahi Puri Dunya main aisay hi hota hai.
Pakistan Khappay – Khappay – Khappay
I need more money, power, and less SHIT from you people.
Zardari Sahab ka Awam say Fiqar Angaiz Khitab
Sender:Amna
Date:19-01-2019
Politics SMS
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.
Sender:Wajid
Date:13-01-2019
Politics SMS
Meray Watan Ke Udaas Logon,
Na Khud Ko Itna HaQeer Samjho Ke
Koi Tumse Hisaab Maangay,
Khawahishon Ki Kitab Mangay
Na Khud Ko Itna Qaleel Samjo,
Ke Koi Uth Ker Kahey ye Tumse
Wafain Apni Hamain Luta Do,
Watan Ko Apny Hamain Thama Do
Sender:hamza
Date:16-01-2017
Politics SMS
I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them
A Political Statement
Sender:umer
Date:16-01-2017
Politics SMS
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.
Sender:wareesha
Date:16-01-2017
Politics SMS
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.
Sender:ebtisaam
Date:16-01-2017
Politics SMS
I Offer My Opponents A Bargain :
if They Will Stop Telling Lies About Us,
I Will Stop Telling The Truth About Them.
Sender:shazi
Date:12-01-2017
Politics SMS
Politics is the gentle art of getting
votes from the poor and campaign
funds from the rich, by promising
to protect each from the other
Sender:Saman
Date:08-05-2015
Politics SMS
Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Sender:Salman
Date:24-04-2015
Politics SMS
I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
Sender:ali
Date:20-03-2015
Politics SMS
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
Sender:Najam Us Saqib
Date:29-01-2015
Politics SMS
Dear Politician,
This is just to inform you that i am also available in the colour white.
Sincerely,
Black Money!
Sender:Yasir
Date:23-01-2015
Politics SMS
-=News Alert=-
Prime minister ne Wardi Utaar di
.
Naha k Phirse Pahin Li....
Sender:Hamza
Date:12-06-2014
Politics SMS
Politics is the art of looking for trouble;
Finding it - whether it exists or not;
Diagnosing it quite incorrectly;
And applying the wrong remedy!
Sender:Hamid
Date:03-03-2014
Politics SMS
I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.
Sender:Fida ahmed
Date:25-04-2013
Politics SMS
Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,
Sender:Haroon
Date:24-04-2013
Politics SMS
Machar ny 1 Aadmi ko din my kata.!
Aadmi ny kah!
Tum din ko b kaat’te ho?
Machar bola!
Zardari ka dor hy Ghar k halat kharab hain!
Overtime laga raha hon
Sender:Zahir
Date:23-04-2013
Politics SMS
Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.
Sender:Kashif
Date:09-04-2013
Politics SMS
Our enemies are innovative
and resourceful and so are we.
They never stop thinking about
new ways to harm our country
and our people and neither do we
Sender:Nida
Date:06-02-2013
Politics SMS
"Alif" se
Asif, Asifa
"Bay" se
Bilawal, Benazir, Bakhtawar,
"Pay" se
Pakistan Peoples Party.
Agar LOOT MAAR mein aagay barhna hy to
' ALIF BAY PAY '
par Yaqeen rakhna ha.
Zara sochiye...!
LOOT MAAR k siva
Pakistan ka matlab kya...??
Sender:imran
Date:05-01-2013
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