# 0077

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal


# 0076

Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right


# 0075

Politics is supposed to be the second
Oldest profession. I have come to
Realize that it bears a very
Close resemblance to the first


# 0074

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
The scarcer it becomes.


# 0073

Politics is the gentle art
Of getting votes from the poor
And campaign funds from the rich,
By promising to protect each from the ot


# 0072

Hamain Pata Chal Gaya Hai K……

When large numbers of men are unable to find work,
unemployment results. Yeh Hamara Qasoor nahi Puri Dunya main aisay hi hota hai.
Pakistan Khappay – Khappay – Khappay

I need more money, power, and less SHIT from you people.

Zardari Sahab ka Awam say Fiqar Angaiz Khitab


# 0071

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.


# 0070

Meray Watan Ke Udaas Logon,

Na Khud Ko Itna HaQeer Samjho Ke

Koi Tumse Hisaab Maangay,

Khawahishon Ki Kitab Mangay

Na Khud Ko Itna Qaleel Samjo,

Ke Koi Uth Ker Kahey ye Tumse

Wafain Apni Hamain Luta Do,

Watan Ko Apny Hamain Thama Do


# 0069

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them

A Political Statement


# 0068

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.


# 0067

A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.


# 0066

I Offer My Opponents A Bargain :
if They Will Stop Telling Lies About Us,
I Will Stop Telling The Truth About Them.


# 0065

Politics is the gentle art of getting

votes from the poor and campaign

funds from the rich, by promising

to protect each from the other


# 0064

Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.


# 0063

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.


# 0062

Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.


# 0061

Dear Politician,
This is just to inform you that i am also available in the colour white.

Sincerely,
Black Money!


# 0060

-=News Alert=-
Prime minister ne Wardi Utaar di

.


Naha k Phirse Pahin Li....


# 0059

Politics is the art of looking for trouble;
Finding it - whether it exists or not;
Diagnosing it quite incorrectly;
And applying the wrong remedy!


# 0058

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.


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