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A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby's illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.

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Sardar(Bety Sy): Tere Result Da Ki Bunya Beta: Principle Sahab Da Puter Fail Ay! Sardar: Ty Tu? Beta: Doctor Sahab Da Puter Vi Fail Ay! Sardar: Ty Tera Ki Bunya? Beta: O Khan Sahab Da Puter Vi Fail Ay! Sardar: Kaminy Main Tera Phuchiya Ay? Beta: Ty Tu Kyra Allama IQbal Ay, Tera Puter Vi Fail Ay!!!
Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia . Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho? . Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK" . Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha, owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola "KHAIR MUBARAK"
Smile is a language of Love. Smile is a way to get success, Smile is to win the hearts. Smile improves ur personality. So Brush daily.
Bully Shah.. Dukh dardan di thor v koi nai. Agg pani da jor v koi nai. Changa j hove te iko kafi ay. Bohtay yaar banavan di lore v koi nai.
Rabb Ik Time Layi Bhula Dita Si, Ohnu Pyar Nahi C Pata Nahi Si, Main Tan Jind Ohde Naal Layi Si, Viswas Tan Odon Tutt Geya Jadon Pata Laga, Ohnu Tab Pyar Nahi Bas Kujh Pal (Deep) Da Sath Chahida Si…
Fakir: Koi Baba Nu Roti Khawa Do Baba Chawal Vi Kha Lena Baba Icecream Vi Kha Lenda Baba Burger Vi Kha Lenda Baba Sandwich Vi Kha Lenda Lady: Baba Juttiyan Vi Kha Lenda Ke Nahin? Fakir: Na Puttar, Sakht Cheez Di Manai Hai...!
Tere Naal Lagi Sadi Yaari Sajna, Jiven Kheta Vich Foollan Di Kyari Sajna, Ki Dassa Haal Is Dil Da Main, Main Ta Tere Utte Apni Jaan Vi Vari Sajna.
Tere Naal Lagi Sadi Yaari Sajna, Jiven Kheta Vich Foollan Di Kyari Sajna, Ki Dassa Haal Is Dil Da Main, Main Ta Tere Utte Apni Jaan Vi Vari Sajna.
Bully Shah.. Dukh dardan di thor v koi nai. Agg pani da jor v koi nai. Changa j hove te iko kafi ay. Bohtay yaar banavan di lore v koi nai.
Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai? Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han. Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!
sanu dukh nhi is gal da ki sari duniya ne sanu chad dita par ene vi ki sadi kismat madi jo tu wi sanu dil chon kad dita.
Tainu ta moh leya gaira ne asi hor kite nae dull skde , sadi v ek majboori a , tera pyar kade nae bhul skde.....
Uddo ki si hath sikander de, Jado dunia utto jaan lagga, Kehda julam na karna kadi vi bhul ke, Vehan uchi-uchi paan laggi, Is dunia di bheed ch kitte rul na javi, Koi tere karke jiounda a dekhi bhul na javi…
Aggan La k Sanu Ishq Diyan Tey Ap Mithee Neend Sona Ae
Naa Maro Paani Vich Pathar, Issh Paani Nu Vi Koi Pinda Hovega; Apni Zindagi Nu Hass Ke Guzaro Yaaro, Tuhanu Vekh Ke Vi Koi Jeonda Hovega!
Dil te zakham den wala apna si Sanu rulan wala apna si Hun ki kise te ilzam lawa Sany jindy jee maaran wala vi apa Si
O mere makhna meno yaad rakhna har vely hasna, Koe problem howy ty dasna, kise hor nal na phasna, bus mere nal vasna O mere makhna Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna
ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda bina bhijeya rooha da mail nahi hunda mail ho je ta eh juda nahi hunda ishq rab hai ishq da koi khuda nahi hunda
Dil Ki Baat Ko Ijhar Kahte Hain, Jhooki Nigaah Ko Ikraar Kahte Hain. Sirf Paane Ka Naam Mohabbat Nahi Dosto, Kuch Khone Ko Pyar Kahte Hain.

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