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shadi k 20th salgirah pr HUSBND gehri soch ma tha… wife:kia soch rahe ho…..??? husbnd:kia tmhain yad hai tmhare bap ne hmain date prpkra tha… wife:yes hsbnd:or usne gun point pr mjhe kaha tha k ya to meri beti se shsdi krlo ya 20 saal k lye jail jao wife smiles:yes hsbnd:aaaah!!!!aj k din ma azad ho jata…

Latest Shaadi-Marriage SMS Messages

As you tie the knot with the love of your life today, wishing you years of togetherness and companionship.
On this special day of your wedding wishing you happiness and love like the unending circle of your wedding ring.
Dear friend, as you are starting a new innings of your life, my good wishes are always with you. Wishing you a happy married life.
Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage? Dulhan become silent Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon? Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa ginney to de
Dulhan banke tu ja rahi hogi tere haathon me mehndi rachi hogi us din teri aankhon me mere liye pyar nahi hoga, par us din ke bad tu bhi mere liye ro rahi hogi.
Aap apni rukhsati Sey 2 Ghantay Pehley Kya Mehsoos Karen gi? Select A Number Then I'll Tell U.. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. . . replY...
1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui. rukhsati K Waqt Dulhan Pehle Maa K Galay Lag K Roi, Phir Baap K, Phir Bhai Aor Behan K Galay Lag K Roi. Sardar Ji Ne Dulhan Le Jane Se Inkar Kr Dia Or Kaha Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hondi Te Mere Kolon Kinj Howe Gi.
Aik DULHA SHAADI KI PEHLI RAAT Apni Biwi ka Ghonghat utha k Bare Pyar se Pochta hai:- Kiya naam hai 'Huzoor' ka? Biwi:- HAZRAT MUHAMMAD(SAWS) dulha:- Kya farmaya AAP ne? Biwi:- Namaz parho roza rakho aur zakat do. Dulha pareshan ho k bahar gaya aur bola:- 'ANDAR TO WAHI NAZIL HO RAHI HAI'
1 Shadi MeiN DulhAn Ka Phle ManGetr Bhi SaJ DhaJ K AyA Hua Tha Ksi Ny Pocha K Kia Ap DuLha hO? Usny kaha Nhi Me Semi Final MeiN Har Gya Tha Runner Up Hn
kamaal-e-zabt to main khud bhi to azmaon gi Main apne haath se uski dulhan sajaon gi supurd kar ke use chaandni ke haathon main apne ghar ke andheron ko laut aaongi badan ke karb ko woh bhi samajh na payega main dil main roungi aankhon main muskroungi woh kya gaya ke rafaqat ke sare lutf gaye main kis se rooth sakoungi kise manaongi woh eik rishtaa-e-benaam bhi nahiin laikin main ab bhi us ke ishaaron pe sar jhukhaoungii bichaa diya tha gulabon ke saath apna wajood woh sou ke uthe to khwaabon ki raakh uthaoungi ab us ka fan to kisi aur se mansoob hua main kis ki nazam akele main gungunaoungi javaz dhoondh raha thaa nayee mohabbat ka woh keh raha tha ke main us ko bhool jaoungi samaton main ghanay jangalon ki saansein hain main ab kabhi teri awaz sun na paoungi
Foji ki Girl Friend ne Usay Khat Likha meri life me Naya Larka aa Gia Hai Tum Say Acha Hy me Uski dulhan Bano gi Meri Picture Wapis Bijhwa Do Foji Ny Apne Saray Sathiyo ki Girl FRIENDs Ki 30 Pictures Jama ki Beech me uski picture rakh k khat likha Lo Mujhe tumahari shakal yaad nai Khud Nikal Lo:>;;;;;; :)
Apki wife apni rukhsati Sey 2 Ghantay Pehley Kya Mehsoos Karen gi? Select A Number Then I'll Tell U.. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. . . ;- replY... =P
Jo sadiyon se aja bhi har riste se pyar hai, sincha jisako khuna se hamane aur mamata se sanvara hai, wo des hamara hai, wo des hamara hai..
Sab mere baagh ke bulbul ki tarah lagte hain, Saare bacche mujhe Rahul ki tarah lagte hain.
Samandar Pir Ka Andar Hai Lekin Ro Nahin Sakta Yeh Ansoon Pyar Ka Moti Hai Isko Kho Nahin Sakta. Meri Chahat Ko Dulhan Tu Bana Lena Magar Sun Le Jo Mera Ho Nahin Paya Woh Tera Ho Nahin Sakta
Hawaen kehti hen DOSTI karo Fizaen kehti hen PYAR karo Baharen kehti hen shadi karo Or gahr wale kehte hen FARAZ Bakwas band karo aur koi NOKRI karo
Brown parents do not usually throw Surprise parties for their kids, But when they do, it is called an arranged marriage
Aao Hum Nikah-e-Ishq Ker Len,, Tum Jahez Me Apny Saary Gham Le Aao,, Me Haq'Mehar Me Apni Saari Khushyan Deta Hun..!
Husband & wife are like Liver and Kidney. Husband is Liver & wife Kidney. If Liver fails, Kidney fails. If Kidney fails, Liver manages with other Kidney…… ;-
Ap Dono Khush Raho Aap Dono Sukhi Raho Dil Ke Har Kone Se Dete Hai Badhai Saaton Janam Aap Sath Raho

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