Wife What Are You

Wife: What are you doing? Husband: Killing mosquitoes Wife: How many did you kill? Husband: Total 5, 3 males and 2 female Wife: How do you know their genders? Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer

Latest Husband and Wife SMS Messages

Do you know what happiness means to me? Happiness is to wait for you after a hard working day, to cook a delicious dinner, to take care of you when you are sick and to support you in moments of triumph. From now on, we have a common destiny and one heart for two.
You are that woman who transformed my imperfections into perfections, just by the touch of your love. Love you my dearest wife!
Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi, Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta . Husband:tu Kutti . Wife:tu Kutta , , Bacha masumiat se bola or me “TOMI”
Wife is angry as husband stands too close to a beautiful girl in the bus, . . . . A few minutes later the girl slaps him for pinching.. . . . . Husband to wife: I swear I didn’t . . Wife: I know, I did it.
Research se pata chala hai ki… Wife se pyaar se baat karne se Insaan ki tension kam hoti hai Heart attack ka khatra 80% kam ho jata hai Mind 90% time relax rehta hai Stress level 95% tak normal pe aa jata hai Bas ek baat ka dhyan rakhen . . . . WIFE APNI NA HO..
Aik Aadmi Ka Hont Jala Howa Tha Kesi ny Phocha Keyu Bhae Ya Hont Kese Jal Gaya. Aadmi ny Kaha Bus Keya Batao Tere Bhabhi Maiky Jarahi Thi, Us Ko Chorny Station Gaya Tha, Bus Jese Hi Train ny Horn Bajaya Main Ny Khushi Mein Train Ka Engine Choom Lea
Aik Aadmi Ka Hont Jala Howa Tha Kesi ny Phocha Keyu Bhae Ya Hont Kese Jal Gaya. Aadmi ny Kaha Bus Keya Batao Tere Bhabhi Maiky Jarahi Thi, Us Ko Chorny Station Gaya Tha, Bus Jese Hi Train ny Horn Bajaya Main Ny Khushi Mein Train Ka Engine Choom Lea
ur smile z important 2 make ur day success,smile en work,success z urs.hv a gd9nte.
It doesn’t matter how long I should wait for you because my love is eternal, I will be always there for you, I love you.
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga dosto, Bhool jaun to samajh lena kya, Biwi mil gaie hay.
Married life is full of excitement and frustration. In the 1st year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the 2nd year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the 3rd year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife
Message of the year:- Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word..!!! Man inside: I'm talking to my wife
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me… “
Sawal: Susural me damad ke zayda izat kiyo ke jate hai Jawab: Kiyo ke wo janta hai ke ye wohe azeem admi hai. Jis ne humare ghar ka tofan apne ghar sumbal ke raka hai 😛
Biwi: sunye apka dost aik pagal larki se shadi ker raha hai Ap usay rokhte kiyo ni ho? Husband: Me kiy rukho? mere shadi per tu dance ker raha tha
Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u! Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya, Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?" Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

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