Middle Of Nowhere
(idiomatic) A very remote place; a nondescript place lacking population, interesting things, or defining characteristics.
Example: 1889 Nov. 2, "The Proof" (editorial), The Daily Record (Kansas, USA), p. 2 (retrieved 12 April 2013):
We set out to demonstrate to the people of the county that a corrupt ring managed the Republican party in this county. . . . We want that corrupt ring knocked into the middle of Nowhere.
1920, Margaret Pedler, The Hermit of Far End, ch. 29:
"Only we don't happen to be in the middle of nowhere! We're just about a couple of miles from a market town where abides a nice little inn whence petrol can be obtained."
1977 Oct. 17, "Now, the Poor Man's Jumbo Jet," Time:
South Florida's Everglades Jetport is a fancy name for a concrete runway in the middle of nowhere.
2012 May 9, Bettina Wassener, "A Modern Magellan Demonstrates Power of the Sun," New York Times (retrieved 12 April 2013):
[A]fter weeks of journeying across the monotonous open sea. . . . â€œYou see nothing for 30 days â€” youâ€™re in the middle of nowhere, you feel like you are in outer space,â€ said Mr. Domjan.