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Marriage isn’t a small decision, neither for the guy and nor for the
girl and despite there being good people around who don’t typically do
this, any girl who has ever had rishtay waalay come over to see her for
their son can relate to being confronted with such people.
So here goes:
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That annoying phone conversation before they arrive
“Aap abhi naap k batayein apni baiti ki height hum hold pe hain.” |
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That annoying phone conversation before they arrive
“Aap abhi naap k batayein apni baiti ki height hum hold pe hain.” |
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The unrealistic expectations they hold
“Honi shareef chaiye per Katrina Kaif jesi hot bhi ho aur modern tu ho
per ghar se bahir na nikle.” |
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When your ami goes into full on crisis mode at their arrival
Should we serve them the whole bakery for tea? How about bringing the
tea fresh from the fields of Sri Lanka right then and there? |
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The dramatic clothing choices you’re forced to wear
I don’t usually cover my head but should I cover it just for the show?
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Not knowing how to make that perfect entry
Tray pakar ke enter hoon, akeli hoon ya ammi k sath.
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When the dreaded interview begins
His mother:
Hobbies kia hain beta apki.
Me: Jee aunty, WhatsApp?
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The aftermath of the whole family staring at you, from your skin to the
depths of your soul
You are wishing that the earth opens up and gobbles you in.
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When you realize his mother lied
When you realize that when his mother said that “Mera baita MashAllah
bohat handsome hai” she was lying.
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And the lying mother returns
When his mom calls and says “Istikhaara theek nahi aya” and everyone
knows that its just an excuse and you have just been rejected.
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