Bush's Baghdad shoe-attack:
Linked to Pakistan (Amazing)
The pair of shoes which was thrown at Mr. Bush in Iraq has links to Pakistan,
said a statement from Pentagon. They have the following proofs:
i) The journalist had visited Pakistan earlier this year. There he was inspired
by the shoe throwing at former CM Arbab Ghulam Rahim and Sher Afghan Niazi.
ii) He received his training of throwing shoes by a Pakistan based Jihadi
organization.
iii) The DNA sample of leather has revealed that the animal whose skin was used
for manufacturing the shoe had traces of grass which is grown in North of
Pakistan and this skin was collected by a Jihadi organization on Eid-ul-Adha
this month.
Hearing this, President Asif Ali Zardari and Prime Minister Yousaf Raza Gilani
have decided to ban the Jihadi organization and launched a country wide
crackdown against all the cobblers in Pakistan.