Henry Kissinger: “If You Can’t
Hear the Drums of War You Must Be Deaf”
Kissinger, the most famous living practitioner of international statecraft
NEW YORK – USA – In a remarkable admission by former Nixon era Secretary of
State, Henry Kissinger, reveals what is happening at the moment in the world and
particularly the Middle East. [ACCURATE SATIRE]
Speaking from his luxurious Manhattan apartment, the elder statesman 89 years
old, is all too forward with his analysis of the current situation in the world
forum of Geo-politics and economics.
“The United States is bating China and Russia, and the final nail in the coffin
will be Iran, which is, of course, the main target of Israel. We have allowed
China to increase their military strength and Russia to recover from
Sovietization, to give them a false sense of bravado, this will create an all
together faster demise for them. We’re like the sharp shooter daring the noob to
pick up the gun, and when they try, it’s bang bang. The coming war will will be
so severe that only one superpower can win, and that’s us folks. This is why the
EU is in such a hurry to form a complete superstate because they know what is
coming, and to survive, Europe will have to be one whole cohesive state. Their
urgency tells me that they know full well that the big showdown is upon us. O
how I have dreamed of this delightful moment.”
“Control oil and you control nations; control food and you control the people.”
Mr Kissinger then added: “If you are an ordinary person, then you can prepare
yourself for war by moving to the countryside and building a farm, but you must
take guns with you, as the hordes of starving will be roaming. Also, even though
the elite will have their safe havens and specialist shelters, they must be just
as careful during the war as the ordinary civilians, because their shelters can
still be compromised.”
After pausing for a few minutes to collect his thoughts, Mr Kissinger, carried
on:
“We told the military that we would have to take over seven Middle Eastern
countries for their resources and they have nearly completed their job. We all
know what I think of the military, but I have to say they have obeyed orders
superfluously this time. It is just that last stepping stone, i.e. Iran which
will really tip the balance. How long can China and Russia stand by and watch
America clean up? The great Russian bear and Chinese sickle will be roused from
their slumber and this is when Israel will have to fight with all its might and
weapons to kill as many Arabs as it can. Hopefully if all goes well, half the
Middle East will be Israeli. Our young have been trained well for the last
decade or so on combat console games, it was interesting to see the new Call of
Duty Modern Warfare 3 game, which mirrors exactly what is to come in the near
future with its predictive programming. Our young, in the US and West, are
prepared because they have been programmed to be good soldiers, cannon fodder,
and when they will be ordered to go out into the streets and fight those crazy
Chins and Russkies, they will obey their orders. Out of the ashes we shall build
a new society, there will only be one superpower left, and that one will be the
global government that wins. Don’t forget, the United States, has the best
weapons, we have stuff that no other nation has, and we will introduce those
weapons to the world when the time is right.”