Untitled
(Mûhåmmåð Årslåñ Îlyäs., Karachi,Pakistan)
I wanted to be famous. I want
to be famous. And for this hard-earned fame, my clever mind devised a fairly
easy route. Copying. Copy those who already 'are' famous. Follow them in their
tracks though you may not even like to see their faces in real life. (Ha ha!)
Anyway, coming towards the 'point'. Fame is one of the things humans naturally
yearn for. Or mostly do. The normal ones--- like me (not to mention). Now, how
to 'apply' this rule of thumb in your daily life? I will tell you. Narrating
personal experiences has the best effects. So, let us move on with my personal
account of earning fame and name in just one game. (100% assured success. No
money back guarantee. Cause it 'is' 100% success. Those who give money back
guarantees don't have faith in their claim.) The game of gain of fame and name
is not as lame and tame as you think. Neither is it same as those presented ever
before. For it is an original innovation. Being a superb writer has always been
one of my dreams. To fulfill this dream, first I had to fill in the blanks that
lay in my way to success. I looked, researched, analyzed, complied. The result?
One word…. 'Untitled'. If you want to be a famous writer of The Truth magazine,
write at least 'one' Untitled. Just one article/story named 'Untitled'. That's
it! That's what high-spirited Hajra did. Followed by Early Riser. And now the
affable Atiqa. Hmm... Wasn't 'that' difficult. I could write on anything
important like the last two. Or nothing important at all like the first one. The
hint is to entitle it as ‘Untitled’. Under the title, then you can make any
story out of nothing or nothing out of a story, it's up to you. You are the
writer now. You know better. And in just a few weeks, till it gets published,
you'll be a 'famous' writer too. Don't worry or lose heart if it doesn't hit the
cover. It must hit the heart of the editor but not too hard for she's a
soft-hearted female. Your too strong 'Untitled' may indent her heart and if it
does she may not publish it altogether… in revenge, of course. You guys got the
tip? Want to be famous? Write something entertaining... or even simpler, write
something 'Untitled'.