Your Wait Time Will Be a Figure Eight

(Rashid hussain, thatta)

Telephone

Should you die while stuck on Hold, your confused spirit can loop indefinitely within the phone tree. Hold music continues unabated? You’re already in Hell. Breathe your last while waiting to speak to a supervisor? Please press Three, because the angels of universal customer service sympathize with your sorrows. They’re committed to your next life’s satisfaction. If you’re coming back, that is. Check our automated list. Not the same outcomes for everyone, old chum. I’m sorry, we didn’t understand your last response. Sorry but our algorithm can only do so much after paramedics find your body pressing zero. Pound. Goodbye.

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