Yes dear, my name is Nicola
Baslay. I am an American Dog whose work is just to bark and bite only. Although
I am formerly Egyptian, but I think my parents brought me to USA to find a
suitable bitch for me. Here in States I studied a lot but could not become a
gentle man because at last I am a dog. Later I got some nice fellows but still I
could not become a gentle man because dog always meet with dogs who teach each
other’s only to bark, fight and snatch things from others. I tried many times to
get acquainted with some bitch, roamed around them the whole day, yet no one
liked me and always called me with a bastard slogan. In States there have been
lot of dogs who’s been taken care of very gently, but I was always been kicked
out by my owners due to my wickedness.
Due to a different nature I always have the vision to do something new and get
punishment. Snatching others food, roaming around the bitch, fighting with other
dogs for bitch, teasing of bitch from behind was my very great hobby, due to
which I always been beaten up by them. Even once a dog tried to shoot me with a
gun but I escaped. Here in New York the meat shops are not open like Pakistan;
hence I fulfill my demand by eating the Debris, cockroaches and ants near the
Sewerage lines or from the “use me” Dust bins.
Due to the backwater mood, one day an Idea came in my dirty mind that why not to
tease Muslims by insulting their noble personality by making a movie. To get
this dream comes true I contacted with some of my doggy friends. I got amazed
when most of them were become ready to help and sponsor the movie. Then we all
together hired a heroin (without payment), made a film namely ‘’the Innocence of
Muslims’’ and uploaded it on the You-Tube. As soon as it’s been loaded, we all
were astonished to see the result that the film became the most viewed in the
world and we all bankrupt dogs became millionaire in few days. However all the
Muslims stood against me and they made death squads and announced Millions of
dollars as my head money.
The main aim of ours got accomplished when all the Muslims were burning their
homes with their own hands. We cannot forget the moment when the Muslims were
killing each others, when they were burning their own and other’s properties and
looting them. By looking at those clips we were so happy that we drank too much
and slept for so many days without even having cloths to cover. Even we were so
drunk that we had no idea of our sisters/mothers etc. Though these kind of seen
are very common here in States but that day was a very different and special
day. The peoples general saying is that ‘’ Pakistanis sold their mother for
money’ but we think they are just rumors and wrong. We the American dogs are too
much ahead of them in this respect.
Now the situation is that all around the world there are processions against
this film and me but we are not afraid and not getting any tension. We are
relaxed. However, if we still feel anxiety, we go to the nearest mainline of
Sewerage, drink some water, eat some cockroaches, ants and sleep. The truth is
that the discharge materials from these Sewerage lines are healthy for us that
we cannot even imagine of living without it. Other than this the meat of dead
bodies, the bones of dead animals, the discharge of human, rotten foods and
fruits are the most delicious dishes for us. Some jealous dogs are also trying
to do the work like ours but the famousness we got they cannot.
Due to the said noble work, we are daily getting congratulation messages from
around the globe and also invitations for dinner/lunch etc. I have already
mentioned my delicious dishes above and I told them all to arrange these dishes
which are available in Sewerage lines or at a pile of Debris. I gave them the
Idea to have a grand dinner near the main sewerage line of New York City and it
was appreciated by all and we arranged the dinner and enjoyed it.
However, after the above incident my life is totally changed that now I am like
an itchy dog. I myself itching by hand continuously day and night but the
itching do not end. Wherever I rash, the skin of body start falling. Now because
of weakness I am unable to rash my skin myself. Since my wife has already left
with some other dog due to my illness, so I had no one around me to look after.
For sometimes I hired 2 dogs for this work but they left without information
that they might have the same disease. Then I again hired the services of a dog
to bring dirty water and dirty food from the Gutter lines, but after few days
they left too. Now I have a lot of money but I can not sleep / rest. No one is
ready for my job even giving them thousands of dollars. I went to the hospital
several times but they kicked me off. Now, by itching, my skin starts falling
and I am standing only on the bones of my body. After sometimes the bones have
also starts melting like they have been dipped in acid. Now I am tired off with
this nonsense life and wish to die instantly. I started eating my bones myself
enable me to die fastly, but amazingly they again fixed on my body and I am
unable to die. It looks that whatever I am eating it is being affixed on my body
again. With the weakness, I am also unable to move even I cannot drink a drop of
water by my hand. Is there someone who can help me to drink some water ? At last
I got another bitch that starts bringing the dirty water and food from the
gutter line but what happened that I do eat but my stomach not filled even by
eating the whole day. Later the bitch has also left me alone.
After some days I got an idea and gave my all wealth to a dog and asked him to
take me to the highest building of New York. He did so. After reaching their, I
dived from the building to do suicide, but amazingly I did not die and escaped
unhurt. I tried again to do suicide but this time also escaped. I don’t know
what is going to happen with me and why??? I tried many days for suicide, people
were passing the vehicles on me but could not die even a loaded trailer passed
upon me and I escaped again. I want to die but cannot. I don’t know why??? Why??
What is this life?? How is this life? Can anyone tell me what is this??? Now a
days I am residing at the most dirty place of the New York city and counting my
days of death. The ants and cockroaches which were of my diet earlier, now they
are eating me slowly slowly, but still I am not able to die. I don’t know when I
will die ? It is a saying whenever there is a difficult time people remember
their mothers. But unfortunately I don’t know anything about my father and
mother. By the way, in our society the legacy begins from the mother, not by the
father because no one knows about their real father or fathers. Sometimes I
thought that it may be the result of my some unkind act, but I think I have
never did anything wrong in my whole life, than what is this. Do any one knows
and tell me ……. WHY IS IT GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ME???????
Yes, it is a true saying that: Dogs tail if kept in press even for 100 years, it
will never be straightened.