Life Cycle of Software Engineers

A SoftWare Engineers daily routine:

8:30AM: wake up
8:45AM: Tough decision; to bath or not.
8:50AM: Have To.
9:15AM: Punch in.
9:20AM: Check Mail.
9:25AM: Check Again just in case...
9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea(9:45AM).
9:45AM: TEA party.
10:00AM: Check Mail.
10:05AM: Check again.can't Believe that no mail has come.Is every
body dead or what ?
10:20AM: Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation turn around to
look for some body (Any body) to talk to.
10:30AM: Found a guy testing something.Feel real pity for his
pathetic, boring and useless existence.
10:40AM: Sudden urge to get some work done and fast.Start looking for
the file.(Can't remember it's name)
11:00AM: Boss summons in his office.Bad sign.
11:30AM: How the hell ! am I suppose to remember everything.Why
should I be responsible for everything that goes bad.
11:45AM: Try to locate a scapegoat.No body around.
12:00AM: Mood is really bad decide to postpone work till after lunch.
12:30AM: lunch
1:00PM: Lunch over.
1:10PM: Go for a smoke.Can't even smoke in this god forsaken place.
1:35PM: Back from a smoke.It was good.I even did not pay for the
cig.the other chap is so foolish.
1:50PM: Mood is good.Decide to go to cool web sites.Real sleazy thoughts.
2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort.
2:45PM: Tea Time.
3:00PM: Chat and discuss with colleague on the bad state of the
company.Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness.
4:00PM: A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk)
4:11PM: Try to look busy.
4:12PM: He is asking for a techn! ical help.(Real jerk).
4:15PM: After really making him beg for help decide to take a look.
4:50PM: No solution found.really angry on the guy for getting myself involved.
4:55PM: Suddenly boss is spotted in the neighbouring area.Try make as
much loud noise as possible with some obscure technical jargon thrown in.
5:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den.Coast is clear.
5:05PM: Blame the problem on RnD.
5:10PM: Check mail."Yes" a mail has finally arrived.
5:13PM: It's a silly joke and old too.But it felt good.
5:14PM: a quick dash for gate.
5:15PM: Third in punching out.
5:25PM: Reached Room.
5:26PM: TV on.No worth while program.
8:30PM: Still no worth while program.Every body is getting lazy and
Irresponsible what will happen to this world GOD help us. Curse
Government and RnD.
8:45PM: Food arrives.Pretty bad and stinking.
8:48PM: Dinner finished.
12:45AM: Today there were really good programs.
1:46AM: Decide to sleep.Tough day ahead.