Zarurten Insaan Se Barhi Hoti Hain. . .
(Shohaib Haneef, Karachi)
Aik Dafaa Ka Zikar Hai Ke Aik
Darbaar Mein Is Baat Par Behas Chirr Gayi Ke Zarurten Insaan Se Bohat Kuch
Krwati Hain. Aur Kabhi Kabhi Insaan Woh Bhi Kar Jata Hai Jis Ke Baare Mein
Insaan Soch Bhi Naahi Sakta. Yaha Tak Kay Khud Ki Zindagi Ko Bhi Khatray Mein
Daal Deta Hai. Yeh Behas Darbaar Kay Alasalhakar Jis Ka Naam Zahir Tha Or Waha
Kay Wazeer Mein Ho Rahi Thi Jis Ka Naam Qasim Tha. Qasim Wazeer Bhi Tha Aur
Badshah Is Ki Baat Ko Manta Bhi Tha .Qasim Ki Aadat Thi Behas Ki Aur Bana
Soochey Samjhay Boltaa Tha Aur Log Is Liya Sun Bhi Letay Thay Ky Yeh Wazeer Bhi
Hai Or Badshah Is Ki Bohat Suntay Hain. Is Ke Bar-Aks Zaher Zahien Aur Taiz
Dimag Or Dheema Insaan Tha .Chonacha….. Qasim Ny Zaher Se Kaha Ke Aisa Ho Hi
Naahi Sakta Ke Koi Insaan Apni Zindagi Ko Khatray Mein Daal Day Sirf Aik
Zaroorat Ky Liya. Mein Naahi Manaata Agar Asa Hai To Is Baat Ko Saabit Kar Ke
Dikhaen , Is Par Zahir Ny Kaha Theek Hai Mein Ap Ko Yeh Baat Saabit Kar Ke
Dekhata Hon Or Phir Zaher Ny Badshah Ko Yeh Baat Batayi Aur Kaha Ke Mujhe Yeh
Baat Saabit Karne Ka Aik Mauqa Den Badshah Ny Kaha Theek Hai Kahiya Kya Kehna
Hai Zaher Ny Kaha Badshah Salamat Mein Jaissa Kehta Hon Wasay Aap Aik Elan Karwa
Den Ke Jo Koi Bhi Is Saltanat Ke Kinare Jo Neher Hai Is Mein Jo Koi Bhi Poori
Raat Khara Rahay Ga Mein ( Badshah ) Is Ko So(100) Sonay (Gold) Kay Sakay Doonga
( Yha Mein Batata Chaloon Ke Jis Nehar Ki Baat Ki Jarahi Hai Yeh Bohat Hi Thandi
Nehar Hai Kyun Ke Is Nehar Kay Andar Pani Aik Pahar Se Ata Hai Jo Barf Se Dhaka
Hoa Ha Ab Zahir Hai Ke Pani Bohat Hi Thanda Hoga Yahi Wajah Hai Jo Yeh Shrt
Rakhi Gayi Hai ). Chonacha Elan Darbaar Ke Qareeb Aik Bazaar Mein Kya Gaya Ke
Ziyada Afraad Is Elan Ko Sun Saken.Elan Bohat Se Logon Ny Suna Or Aapas Mein
Baatein Honay Lagi Ke Kon Pagal Hai Jo Is Nehar Mein Poori Raat Aik Hi Jagah
Khara Rahay .Is Douran Waha Par Sagheer Nami Aik Pachaas Pachpan (50 55) Sala
Aik Aadmi Waha Kuch Samaan Utha Raha Tha Or Yeh Elan Is Nay Bohat Ghoor Se Suna
Or Wah Se Chala Gaya Is Elan Ke Baad Sab Darbaar Mein Tabsarah Kar Rahay Thy Ky
Dikha Badsha Salamat Yaha Koi Naahi Aeyga Aur Zaheer Bohat Par Umeed Tha Ky Aisa
Ho Naahi Sakta Ke Koi Insaan Nahi Aaye. Kher Waha Abhi Behas Hi Chal Rahi Thi Ke
Koi Naahi Aeayga Ke Achanak Sagheer Agaya Wohi Sagheer Jo Bazaar Mein Samaan
Utha Raha Tha Or Is Ni Elan Bohat Ghoor Se Suna Tha Sagheer Ki Umar Dekh Kar Koi
Samjha Hi Naahi Ke Yeh Yaha Kis Kaam Se Aaya Hai… Darbaar Mein Andar Badshah Ke
Qareeb Aa Kar Sagheer Ny Kaha Ky Badshah Salamat Ko Mera Salam … Badshah Ny Kaha
Ke Kaho Kya Baat Hai Or Kon Hain Aap Sagheer Ny Kaha Mein Yaha Aap Ki Saltanat
Mein Hi Rehta Hon Samaan Waghera Utha Taa Hon. Mein Yeh Elan Sun Kar Yaha Aaya
Hon Or Mein Yeh Kaam Karne Ko Tayyar Hon Yeh Alfaaz Suneney They Ke Waha Ke Log
Haka Bakka Reh Gayee… Badshah Kay Kuch Kehnay Se Pehlay Hi Qasim Bola Kya
Aap Pagal Hain. Ya Dimagi Tawazun Kharab Hai. Ap Ko Pata Bhi Hai Wo Nehar Kis
Qader Yakhbasta Ha Thandi Hai Subha Sooraj Niklny Ke Baad Hamari Is Saltanat Ke
Sipahiyon Ke Sath Jo Hannti (Elephant) Hain Wo Bhi Is Pani Mein Jany Se Ghabrate
Hain Or Aap To Aik Pal Naahi Reh Payenge Aap Kya Poori Raat Rahaingy Aik Pal Bhi
Naahi Reh Satke Is Nehar Mein. Saghir Ny Kaha Mein Yeh Apni Marzi Se Kar Raha
Hon Mujhe Yeh Kaam Karne Diya Jaey. Qasim Phir Bola Ke Isi Kya Zaroorat Hai Jo
Aap Ko Yeh Kaam Karna Hi Hai Saghir Ni Kaha Meri Aik Beti Hai Is Ki Shadi Teh Ho
Chuki Hai Or Main Ni Is Ki Shadi Karni Hai Mera Koi Beta Naahi Hai Meri Biwi
Bohat Bemaar Hai Is Ka Ilaaj Karwana Hai Qasim Phir Bola Ke Aap Ki Yeh Saari
Zarurten Badshah Salamat Poori Kar Satke Hain Aap Badshah Salamat Se Madad Le
Satke Hain Is Par Badshah Ny Kaha Ke Haan Aap Kahain To Mein Yeh Sab Zarurten
Poori Karwa Deta Hon. Is Sagheer Bola Naahi Janab Mujhe Bheek Naahi Chaeya Main
Bheek Nhi Longa . Mein Yeh Kaam Kar Ky Hi Inaam Ki Rakam Lunga. Qasim Phir Bola
Yeh Kya Pagal Pan Hain Aap Ko Badshah Salamat Day Rahay Hain Bas Aap Le Len
Lekin Sagheer Phir Bola Naahi Is Bheek Se Acha Hai Mein Mar Jaon Jo Insaan Kaam
Ky Kabil Ho Or Wo Kaam Naahi Kere Or Bheek Mangay Is Se Behtar Hai Mar Jaey Wo.
Yeh Baat Sun Kar Zaheer Ki Aankhon Mein Aik Chamak Se Aagai Or Wo Agay Barha Or
Kaha Sagheer Chacha Mein Aap Ky Jazbaat Ki Qader Karta Hon Bohat Izzat Karta Hon
Aap Ky Hosalay Ki Bhi Lekin Aap Aik Baar Or Soch Len Nehar Ka Pani Be Had Thanda
Hai Aur Raat Ke Waqt Or Bhi Thanda Hota Hoga Sagheer Ny Kaha Naahi Janab Mein Ye
Kaam Kar Lunga Or Koi Chara Bhi To Naahi Hai Phir Aik Raat Ki Hi Baat Hai Agar
Mein Mar Bhi Gaya To Dukh Naahi Hoga Mujhe Yeh Kaam Karne Diya Jaey . Kher Qasim
Phir Bola Ke Yaha Baatein Karna Bohat Asaan Hai Lekin Ye Kaam Karna Bohat
Mushkil Is Par Sagheer Ni Kaha Ke Mein Sirf Dawa Hi Naahi Kar Raha Hon Qasim
Sahib Mein Ye Kaam Kar K Dikhoga Khair Raat Hogi Or Phir Sub Log Waha Nehar Ky
Kinare Chal Diya Badshah Bhi Qasim Bhi Zaheer Bhi Or Sagheer Bhi Or Baqi Sepahi
Bhi Waha Pooch Kar Qasim Ny Kaha Ke Raat Mein Koi Chalaki Naahi Kejiya Ga Or Aap
Koi Chalaki Naahi Karen Is Liya Hum Ni Yaha –Apne Sepahi Kharay Kar Diya Hain Ab
Sagheer Apny Kapray Utar Kar Sirf Aik Dhoti Mein Pani Mein Uthar Gaya Aur
Sagheer Ky Paas Zaheer Betha Raha Or Badshah Ko Kaha Mein Yaha Hi Rahoonga
Zaheer Or Sepahi Wahein Rahay Baqi Sab Chalay Gay Or Raat Ka Waqt Shuru Hogaya
Or Neher Or Bhi Thandi( یخبستہ ) Hogayi Zaheer Baar Baar Aawaz Deta Ke Bus Kuch
Waqt Or Sagheer Chacha Aap Hosla Rakhen Allah Pak Ko Yaad Karen Sagheer Kampta
Raha Or Pani Mein Khara Raha Or Dikhtay Dikhtay Zaheer Sogya ….Wahein Baithy
Baithy Sepahi Nazar Rakh Rahay They Ke Kahin Sagheer Pani Se Bahar Naahi Ajae Or
Phir Dikthe Dikhtay Subha Ka Sooraj Niklny Laga Aur Sagheer Aik Hi Jaga Khara
Raha Poooray Raat Or Subha Hotay Hi Zaheer Ki Aankhh Khol Gayi Is Ni Sagheer
Chacha Ko Dikha To Bohat Khush Hoa Or Kaha Aap Ny Kar Dekhaya. . …..Aankhon Mein
Ansoo Thy Dono Ky. Itnay Mein Badshah Salamat Or Qasim Aagaye Aur Dekh Kar Heran
Reh Gay Ke Yeh Hoa Kaisay Or Qasim Bola Yeh Na Mumkin Hai Aap Ny Raat Mein Koi
Chalaki Ki Hogi Sagheer Ko Pani Se Nkalni Ke Liya Zaheer Ny Kaha Or Sepahi Jaldi
Se Gay Pani Mein Aur Saghir Ko Bhar Nikal Liya Aur Sagheer Betahasha Khush Tha
Or Bohat Ro Bhi Raha Tha Kkhuda Ka Shukar Ada Kya Or Zaheer Ny Saghir Chacha Ko
Chadar Di Aur Kapray Bhi Diya Or Sagheer Se Qasim Ny Poocha Ke Yeh Hoa Kaisay
Sagheer Ny Kaha Mein Raat Bhar Allah Pak Ko Yaad Karta Raha Or Apna Dihan Btane
Ke Liya Duoor Aik Jhompari Mein Jaltay Diye Par Dihaan Diya Or Ye Mehsoos Kya Ke
Yeh Roshni Mujhe Energy Day Rahi Hai Or Is Tarha Meri Raat Kat Gayi. Qasim Foran
Bola Yahi To Badshah Salamat Is Ny Aik Dour Jaltay Dyie Ki Roshni Se Taaqat
Haasil Ki Hai Is Liya Is (Thandi یخبستہ )Nehar Mein Zinda Bach Gaya. . Is Ko So
(100) Sonay Ky Sekay To Kya Aik Bhuti Kori Bhi Naahi Milni Chaiye Sagheer Bohat
Ronay Laga Or Zaheer Ny Kaha Ke Yeh Kya Bachon Wali Baat Kar Rahay Hain Janab
Unho Ni Sirf Usay Mehsoos Kya Apni Soch Ko Is Thand Se Bahhar Niklny Ke Liya Or
Aap Hain Ky. .. .. Qasim Bola Mujhe Yeh Bitayen Ke Yeh Baat Teh Hui Thi Ky Naahi
Ky Kisi Bhi Cheez Ka Sahara Naahi Liya Jaaiga Zahir Bola Haan Par. .. .. . Qasim
Bola Bus Badshah Salamat Is Ny Sahara Hi Naahi Balky Poori Ki Poori Energy Li
Hai Dyie Ki. Zaheer Bolnay Ki Koshish Karta Raha Lakin Is Ki Aik Nahi Maani Gayi
Or Badshah Or Qasim Sub Logon Ke Sath Wapas Drbar Main Chaly Gaye.. Ab Sagheer
Chacha Or Zaheer Hi Bachay Waha. Sagheer Bohat Ro Raha Tha Ke Mein Ny Poori Iman
Dari Se Yeh Kaam Kya Hai Or Puri Raat Mein Is Pani Thanday Pani Mein Khara Raha
Mujhe Is Ka Inaam Bhi Naahi Mila Main Ny Apni Zindagi Khatrah Mein Daal Di Or
Mujhe Kya Mela Zaheer Bhi Bohat Uffsurdaha Tha Or Zaheer Ny Bhi Thaan Li Ke Main
Unhay Inaam Ki Rakam Dilwa Kar Hi Rahon Ga. . Khair Agla Din Charha Or Zaheer
Ghar Main Pareshan Betha Tha Kuch Kha Pi Naahi Raha Tha Darbaar Bhi Naahi Gaya
Tha Zaheer Ki Biwi Boli Kya Baat Hai Aap Itnay Gum Summ Kyun Hain Kya Baat Hai
Zaheer Bola Mein Chacha Sagheer Ko Le Kar Pareshan Hon Or Main Un Ko Inaam Dilwa
Kar Hi Rahoonga. . Sagheer Chacha Ke Sath Bohat Ghalat Hoa Hai. Zaheer Ki Biwi
Boli Haan Jee Aap Theak Bol Rahay Hain.Lakin Kia. Keya Ja Sakta Hai Ab Jaissa Un
Ka Naseeb Kher Aap Chorain .Allah Pak Sub Theak Kar Dega. . Zahir Bola Naahi
Mein Naahi Khaoga Dil Naahi Hai Zaheer Ki Biwi Gussa Hui. Is Ki Aawaz Sun Kar
Maa Boli Kya Baat Hai Zaheer Ki Biwi Boli Dekhen Na Ye Khana Naahi Kha Rahay Kab
Se Wase Hi Rakha Hoa Hai Khana. Ab Sirf Plate Dekhnay Se Hi Pait To Naahi Bhar
Jaaiga Na. .. . Yeh Sun Kar Zaheer Kay Kaan Kharray Hogye. . Aur Zahir Bola Ke
Kya Kaha Tum Ny Zahir Ki Biwi Boli Sahi To Kaha Hai. . Sirf Khanay Ki Plate Ko
Dikhtay Rehne Se Pait Naahi Bharta. . Zahieer Ke Dimagh Mein Aik Tarkeeb Aayi Or
Is Ni Kaha Ke Mein Aata Hon. . Or Khana Wase Hi Chore Kar Seedha Darbaar Gaya Or
Badshah Ko Salam Keya Or Badshah Ny Kaha Ke Tum To Aaj Chhutti Par Ho Aaj Kaisay
Aagaye. Zaheer Bola Main Yaha Is Liya Aaya Hon Ka Main Aap Logon Ko Khanay Ki
Dawat Day Sakun. .Or Ye Dawat Kyun Di Hai Yeh Dawat Ky Aakhir Main Baatoon Ga
Khair …..Aap Ko Or Aap Ki Doono Biwion Ko Or Qasim Sahib Ko Or Kuch Or Logon Ko
Meri Taraf Se Bulawah Hai Badshah Ny Or Qasim Ny Kaha Theak Hai Hum Zaroor Aaye
Ge Aur Phir Zaheer –Apne Ghar Chala Jata Hai. Hai Or Ghar Ja Kar Apni Biwi Or
Maa Ko Sub Batata Hai. Or Wo Kya Karne Ja Raha Hai Yeh Bhi Batata Hai. .. ..
Chonacha…..Ghar Mein Khana Wagera Banaya Jata Hai Or Methayan Bhi Or Sath Hi
Sath Koi Bhook Lagani Wali Lassi Ya Chachh…... Bhi Tayyar Hui Jis Se Bhook Mein
Mazeed Izafah Ho. Khair Lassi Sub Ko Di Jati Hai Or Qasim Do Glass Pi Laita Hai
Ky Ab Dawat Mein Sahi Se Khana Khaoga. .. .Or Phir Sub Khanay Ka Intzaar Karte
Hain Ke Kab Aayega Khana. Khanay Ki Khusbhoo Bhi Aa Rahi Hoti Hai Bohat. . Or Is
Khusbhoo Se Bhook Mein Or Bhi Izafah Hojata Hai. Behar Haal Khana Ajata Hai Or
Sub Shuru Karte Hain Sewaey Qasim Ky. Ab Qasim Ny Lassi Chchh Ky Do Glass Piye
Hotay Hain Or Bhook Se Jaan Nikal Rahi Hoti Hai Woh Kehta Hai Mujhe Kyun Naahi
Diya Khana Zaheer Kehta Hai Aap Ke Liya Aik Khaas Kism Ka Khana Banaya Hai Khaas
Aap Ke Liya. Bas Abhi Ajaega Zara Sa Sabr Kiijiye. Khair Kuch Der Guzar Jati Hai
Or Khana Naahi Aata Qasim Bohat Aag Bagola Hota Hai Ke Ye Kya Mazaq Hai Sub Kha
Rahay Hain Or Main Bhuka Betha Hon Zaheer Pher Kehta Hi Bus Agaya Khana Or Phir
Samnay Door Aik Pateela Rakh Diya Jata Hai Or Kaha Jata Hai Ky Janab Qasim Sahib
Khanay Ki Khusbhoo Aa Rahi Hai Qasim Kehta Hai Haan Haan Aa Rahi Hai Or Sath
Gussa Bhi Hota Hai Ke Yeh Kya Mazaq Hai Hamein Khana Day Do Bhook Se Hamari Jaan
Nikal Rahi Hai Baar Baar Khusbhoo Aa Rahi Hai. Khusbhoo Aa Rahi Hai. .. Ke Rahay
Hain. ..Lakin Khana Naahi Day Rahay Hain. .. Is Par Zaheer Bola Janab Mauf
Kijiya Ga .Khana. .. .. .. Lijaya Agaya. .. .. .. .. Shuru Kijiye…... Qasim
Kehta Hai Khana Doge To Khaengy Na. .. . Zaheer Kehta Hai Mauf Kijiyaga Khana
Samnay Rakha Hoa Hai Shuru Karen. .. Qasim Kehta Hai Ye Keya Mazaq Hai Dour
Rakha Hoa Khana Main Kaisay Kha Sakta Hon Khana Hamein Plate Main Deingay Phir
Hi Khaengy Na. .. .. .. . Zaheer Bola. . Arrey Qasim Sahib Ye Kaise Baat Kar
Rahay Hain. . Wase Hi Jis Terhan Sagheer Chacha Ny Dour Rakhay Dyie Se Energy Li
Thi. .. . Is Par Qasim Chup Or Sharmsaar Hoa .. Or Phir Zaheer Ny Qasim Se
Poocha Ke Janab Mujhe Ab Ye Bta Den Ke Agar Dour Rakhi Hui Thaali Ko Dekhnay Se
Pait Naahi Bharta To Phir Daur Rakhay Huve Dyie Se Koi Kaisay Energy Le Sakta
Hai. .. .. .. .. .. .. Ab Sagheer Chacha Inaam Ky Haqdaar Hain Ya Naahi? Or Anho
Ny Koi Chalaki Ya Be Imani Naahi Ki. Qasim Bola Haan Mein Maanta Hon Ke Sagheer
Chacha Enaam Kay Haqdaar Hain Or Unho Ni Koi Chalaki Naahi Ki Or Un Ko Un Ki
Zaroraton Ny Ye Sub Karne Par Majaboor Kya. ..Or Wo Haqdaar Bhi Hain Unhein
Inaam Bhi Milna Chaeya. Khair Is Tarha Sagheer Chacha Ko Un Ka Inaam Mela Or
Qasim Ko Khana. .. .. .. .. Phir Ja Kar Kahin Zaheer Ny Sakoon Ka Saans Liya. ..
.. .. .. Doston Zarurten Insaan Ko Itna Majaboor Kardeti Hain Hain Ke Insaan Woh
Bhi Kar Jata Hai Jo Kabhi Kaise Nay Socha Naahi Hota.Lakin Kisi Bhi Haal Main
Mehnat Or Khudari Ko Naahi Chodain Allah Pak Sub Ke Liye Aasanyan Peda Farmaiye
Or Aasaniyan Agay Bhi Taqseem Karni Ki Tofeeq Bhi Ataa Farmae Ameen ….