A Talk with My Celebrity

(Mohammad Ayaz Khan, Peshawar)

I have never seen a person who will have a favorite celebrity and will not want to meet him/her. Everyone loves to meet with his or her favorite celebrity but only few fortunate will met, the rest will just have a dream to meet. I am a fortunate among-st those few who have met with their celebrities. It was astonishing for me, when I saw her, complaining about my detachment with her because normally fans have such complaints, not celebrities. Because celebrities don’t care but my celebrity is totally different and she want to remain in touched with me. We set together and start discussion about our meeting, which we both were impatient for.

I asked her, you will have met with, if not all, then of course many of your fans, so who is your best fan?
She said, I have met with everyone and love to make everyone happy, irrespective of their race, caste, creed, gender, region and religion.
Vow that’s great! But how it is possible for a single entity to make everyone happy? I investigate.
I can if my fans are really serious in love with me. She replied.
In their love with you! I repeated her words in an interrogation.
She said yes in their love with me. Look, all of my fans love me when they see something good in me and starts hating me for not having good things or when they are in trouble.
Will you elaborate it please? Because, I do not understand your French I asked.
Yes sure, I told you the truth and you just called it my French? Now listen, everybody wants to get rid of me when they are not in their best and taunting me for their bad luck, while ignoring the fact that they are the architecture of their own fact not me. They are doing something else and expecting something else. She explained.
All right, so, what is the relation between you and the success or failure of your fans? I asked.
I am not that kind of a celebrity; I do have a strong connection with the success and failure of my fans. I really enjoy a lot when they become successful and really get hurt when they fail. She replied.
OK. It is too late because we discussed a lot and even I do not know who are you? So please introduce yourself briefly. I interrogated.

My name is “life’. And with this she added a detailed list of complaints from her fans. They take me for granted and think that they had to have me. Some are making fun of me, just because I am giving an immediate response to their bad doings. Some are making fun of me while blindly chasing the glamour’s of the world and then goes on complaining and taunting me. I am neither good nor bad in it-self. I am what they are making out of me. They need not to make me responsible for what they do not have, because it is as like as you are snatching away all the things from me and at the same time penalizing me for the robbery. If they do not have the things, which they are supposed to have, they must be ashamed of their-self because I am providing them such a lucrative and useful resource through which they can get everything if they utilized it efficiently that is “time’. If they do not have money, in fact they have time and time is money, if they have yet to be successful still I am providing them time through which they can generate and create opportunities, in order to transformed their dreams into reality. How kind and honest I am with my fans but how unfortunate they are, because even they have not realized my importance. Remember one thing, she said, neither I am good nor bad, I am just what my fans wants me to be for them. If they think I am their favorite celebrity and only love me then one day they will be heroes in their-selves. If they hate me I hate them. I am not an action but certainly a reaction to their actions.

Now they have the choice, either to take me for granted or to make some meaning out of me. I am their life, I have value and my fans should understand my value. If they gave me importance I will make them important. If they accepted me as a special gift I will make them special. I am not that bad as they think I am their life and I love them because I know they are important that’s why I am with them. The moment I realized that they are done with their job and further they cannot contribute to me and to the soul of others, I will flew away from them and will gave birth to a new generation so that they will contribute. So if my fans want me to be a long-lasting friend of them, they should value me, still I am giving them the opportunity with time, they should realize my importance and by doing so, they can make their celebrity (life) the most beautiful one in the world.

OK thank you so much my celebrity (life) for being with me and I promised that today onward I will be enjoying every bit of your time without any complaint and will convey your message to your so-called fans.
 

Mohammad Ayaz Khan
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