SHOEicide Attack On BUSHoe

Mr Failure: Much Ado About The Iraqi SHOE!

DEC 14, 2008: INTERNATIONAL SHOE DAY

My adieu with much ado
I could boo boo boo
Iraqis coo coo coo
Afghanis I do I do I do

This amBUSH is on me, a meek ewe
On Saddam and me, this missile flew
I say, democratically glue the goo
I am game for shoes of any hue

Throw And Duck game, we imbue
All Muslims, Christians and Jew
I know, I will know, I knew
Excuse me Muntadhar; I must go to loo

About this historic event, I moo
Oh yeah, just now (Och aye the noo)
Funny but Size 10 was long overdue
Don’t pooh-pooh this poo

Now, to play shoe games, people queue
Inflation is over, shoe price increase in review
My sole will ever rest in this Iraqi shoe
Which the journo accurately threw

It missed me, I wish it was untrue
America in new light, now world will view
I wonder, now me no one will woo
Neither Iraqis, Afghanis or Mr Xu

Merry Xmas, Happy New Year – yahoo!
Welcome, welcome to the Bush zoo